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Week 2 of Structuring Machine Learning Projects🔗

The objectives for this week are:...

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plato-long nn coursera deeplearning

2017/11/27

Week 1 of Structuring Machine Learning Projects🔗

Introduction to ML Strategy...

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plato-long nn coursera deeplearning

2017/11/26

My deep reinforcement learning hardware, one year on🔗

Behold, my deep reinforcement learning hardwa...

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2017/11/25

Week 4 of Neural Networks and Deep Learning🔗

Deep Neural Network...

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2017/11/24

Week 3 of Neural Networks and Deep Learning🔗

Shallow Neural Networks...

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plato-long nn coursera deeplearning

2017/11/23

The purpose of life isn't to be happy🔗

Idea: Happiness, as associated with p...

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2017/11/23

Week 2 of Neural Networks and Deep Learning🔗

Neural Network Basics ...

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2017/11/22

Week 1 of Neural Networks and Deep Learning🔗

Introduction to Deep Learning...

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plato-long nn coursera deeplearning

2017/11/21

Neural Networks refresher🔗

I did a course...

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plato-long nn coursera deeplearning

2017/11/20

Well remembered!🔗

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2017/09/29

Mistakephobia🔗

I believe that our society's mistakephobia...

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2017/09/12

Trumpet🔗

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2017/08/24

Am I?🔗

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plato-image life funny

2017/08/24

Grand Theft Life🔗

Because the most important thing the chef k...

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plato-quote life failure

2017/07/12

Every open plan office I've ever worked in🔗

every open plan office I've ever worked in...

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2017/07/12

Using Kali GUI apps on Mac via Docker🔗

Let's get the slow thing out of the way first...

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2017/05/11

Simplicity🔗

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2017/05/06

Dishoom It Yourself🔗

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2017/04/30

The human brain🔗

If the human brain were so simple that we c...

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2017/04/21

Education🔗

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2017/04/08

Mini Ludum Dare 72🔗

I participated...

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2017/03/09

Down to the ankles🔗

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2017/03/04

A David Lynch rehash🔗

Source...

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2017/03/03

Great Men, or How To Conduct A Meeting🔗

Richard Feynman remembers a particular meetin...

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2017/02/26

Kaggle Cats and Dogs🔗

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2017/01/26

Cover letter to recruiter this morning🔗

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2017/01/22

The smallest thing🔗

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2016/12/31

The combination of hatred and technology is the greatest danger threatening mankind🔗

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plato-quote life

2016/12/31

More irony🔗

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2016/12/31

MMXVI🔗

Right, let's see if I can whip up a quick rev...

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2016/12/31

Oh, the irony🔗

Meditation app sends punter into a state of ...

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plato-long irony

2016/11/30

The Mexican fisherman🔗

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2016/11/22

Seneca🔗

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2016/11/21

My new £85 standing desk🔗

I recently converted a new home office201...

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2016/11/20

Before we forget...🔗

We renovated our first hometagpitstopa...

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2016/11/16

Do no harm🔗

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2016/11/14

It's (another) girl🔗

After much anticipation...

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2016/10/27

I'm in deep trouble🔗

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2016/10/20

My new home office🔗

Due to a growing family, I got kicked out of ...

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2016/10/17

Laptopping🔗

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2016/08/06

Mini Ludum Dare 69🔗

I started hacking on my miniLD 69 entry...

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2016/07/26

Truths🔗

Minor commandments and truths.

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creed

2016/06/29

Finishing🔗

Starting stuff is easy.

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2016/06/28

Hoedown is great!🔗

A quick Markdown example for Plato.

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2016/06/14

Note to self - HP PhotoSmart on Arch Linux🔗

Note to self...

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2016/04/12

Using Clojure with Unity3D inside Docker🔗

I braced myself for a thorough hack to get Cl...

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2016/03/29

Docker this, Docker that.🔗

Ever since Ben Firshman...

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2016/03/10

Ajax: when was your first time? ™🔗

I reminisced with some friends about technolo...

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2016/02/29

Twenty Fifteen🔗

My uninformed thoughts on the year, again.

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[tech, life]

2015/12/30

Just read Montesorri, now reading Holt. Any dads want to share war stories about alternative schooling?

2015/11/11

The Racket Manifesto https://t.co/h6NQ5mp5M8

2015/11/03

Full disclosure: I'm not a Node developer. I prefer languages with s-expressions. Play the hand you're dealt, I guess...

2015/10/16

Rant 2/2: Node package developers: stop assuming the existence of a local ./node_modules. Some of us use NODE_PATH.

2015/10/16

Rant 1/2: stop taking pride in the fact that you're downloading shows illegally. It's called stealing. You know who you are.

2015/10/16

So, it turns out everyone's seen #MrRobot already.

2015/10/16

@PURE_Insider Please tell me what the difference is. http://t.co/sVhilQpHpl VS http://t.co/UvKOkkxEX5

2015/10/12

The language I'm most excited about right now. Pixie. https://t.co/Nl0PVVXGu9

2015/10/10

Crikey, sometimes I wonder why I even reply to recruiters with "thanks for the consideration, but...".

2015/10/01

Start using a bloody CRM! I've got 3 emails about the same position, 2 of those from the same person. @Functionalworks

2015/10/01

A month late, but finally trying Unity on Linux :-D http://t.co/NymygMo7ZO

2015/09/30

@eBay_UK Fit it, please!

2015/09/15

@QuickFile I'm sending a new user I set up a 2FA email from QuickFile, but the link gives 500. Tried twice.

2015/08/06

Yay, @zapier coming to @QuickFile :)

2015/08/05

[email protected]_software DataHub documentation: "Composition is made up of two processes: grouping and composition." My mind is now a pretzel.

2015/07/28

RT @dustinharbin: Finished Mothra drawing for Sweet Baby Bulm himself, @natemorebikes: http://t.co/0yjwqueKLy http://t.co/zKHdeXCEJb

2015/07/24

Just completed another fun journey with @gdsteam. See you again soon!

2015/07/24

Charming. http://t.co/b7ds3HLioD

2015/07/24

RT @Reuters: BREAKING NEWS: Pearson to announce imminently it has decided to sell the Financial Times newspaper to a global digital news co…

2015/07/23

Web Design: The First 100 Years. http://t.co/TiV5prJxnr

2015/07/22

RT @karl1969: This is a form right now on the Halifax website: @AskHalifaxBank how many clients do you have who were born in 1865? http://t…

2015/07/17

@withknown I just see a bunch of tick marks on the Known Pro feature list. Descriptions missing, or rendering bug? http://t.co/8nCXu6ibhe

2015/07/17

A little bit over a year ago I deleted my LinkedIn account. Somehow, old colleagues still make an effort to find me, and they do.

2015/07/16

@shiftyjelly search on Android not that great. E.g. it finds "entreprogrammers" but not "entreprogrammer".

2015/07/10

Q: do you know if <name> is in today? A: I'm not <name>'s PA - ask someone else. http://t.co/rUi4QP62xj

2015/07/08

Still cringe when I have to type "python setup.py sdist bdist_wheel". Guess what it does...

2015/07/08

Sitting in an open plan office, wondering how to politely say STFU.

2015/07/07

[email protected] @trussliz EPC has come down against neonics! Please reject plans for bee-killing pesticides back in our fields #savebees

2015/07/03

"Pretzel recipe with a twist"; "Create a buzz around the petition to save our bees!" CLEVER!

2015/07/02

There are no small changes. https://t.co/zccjlPK4F4

2015/07/01

This is why I prefer to WFH: https://t.co/2bIJzMkK3O

2015/06/30

@ADT_UK I can't see the contact form on your website. Please tweet me a link.

2015/06/29

I'm literally waiting for my Dell XPS13 to conk out now. My next laptop will be something from @system76 with 32GB of RAM. #ubuntu76

2015/06/26

Add logging to PostgresQL on Docker🔗

A quick way to see what's going in and out of the database during development

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2015/06/17

Ambient Sounds Volume 9: phones on vibrate lying on office desks, laptop fans, and the calming murmur of water cooler gossip.

2015/06/17

A tale of two money transfers🔗

TransferWise and Barclays

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2015/06/14

@TransferWise please support the case where I am currency A, payee is B, but we barter / talk money in C.

2015/06/14

As a bad poet I need to make a Hokku So that I can vent. #userneed

2015/06/12

My house just went on the market if anyone's interested in London zone 3 North. http://t.co/WPenytEoOQ

2015/06/11

I find @virginmedia 's business practices a tad questionable: a service cancellation that "hasn't gone through properly". Yeah, right.

2015/06/10

Installing homebrew to install npm to install bower to install Angular to avoid writing raw AJAX is reasonable. https://t.co/IDUHcIknfT

2015/06/01

RT @johl: Generate a SPARQL query for Wikidata! E.g. "Who are the children of the father of Zeus?" http://t.co/Bmkz4yD9tJ #wmhack

2015/05/29

@danbri DB connection error on your blog.

2015/05/29

RT @0xabad1dea: Critical entropy failure in a bitcoin app: http://t.co/Dms7m3UMo4 And this mind blowing claim of what went wrong: https://…

2015/05/29

Can someone please remind me what the quote is? Something about the biggest problem in computer science is a total disregard for history.

2015/05/29

@twilio Your font's rendering awfully small on my machine. Chrome 43.0.2357.65 (64-bit) on Ubuntu 14.04 http://t.co/BuVO0IB928

2015/05/26

My accountant sent me a year-end form which asks stuff like my name, company name, etc which they ALREADY KNOW about me. Laziness?

2015/05/17

@BarclaysUK https://t.co/MxprhrVnP6 not working...

2015/05/17

RT @RiffRaff41: The Teletubbies are fucking terrifying in black and white. http://t.co/1b4BN0U838

2015/05/15

@virginmedia please let me know your billing enquiries email address. (can't phone) I have attachments for you too.

2015/05/15

Made the rookie mistake today of Skype meeting with someone in the US and not mentioning BST. #facepalm

2015/05/09

Yay: render iPython/Jupyter Notebooks on GitHub http://t.co/DHGsxl7fDk

2015/05/08

Nexus 5 lasted over 2 weeks with Cyanogenmod, albeit with no usage (just daily battery indicator check) and nothing installed.

2015/05/08

@foodilic Always gutted when your King's X branch runs out of brownies. You have to start a delivery service!

2015/05/07

Why show ads to paying customers? @TheEconomist http://t.co/fE5ZnL7tJL

2015/05/04

@FitbitUK I updated my Surge this morning, and the status screen after a run is slightly cut off now. http://t.co/jlIT6i5qJt

2015/05/01

Hi developers, could you help us test a prototype? We can screen-share or come to where you are.

2015/04/30

I read "getting a nickname on Twitter" and realise I've possibly been exposed to too much CB radio. https://t.co/246mHnxvAV

2015/04/24

"Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing." Scott Adams

2015/04/17

Don't get this if you use a standard "Nexus Wireless Charger" nor Google Maps: http://t.co/LLpWdkZDAa cc @SpigenEUandUK

2015/04/17

RT @SophyRidgeSky: Telegraph letters on top form as usual #GE2015 http://t.co/OcqEKAzF96

2015/04/16

Wish: a billboard on THE EDGE OF TOWN where you can go, if you please, to see the latest fads. #ubiquitousadvertising

2015/04/15

RT @mraleph: here is the main thing that's wrong with programming (hint: and it's not Java) http://t.co/WicgMX035b

2015/04/14

Using more and more Clojure because stuff like https://t.co/skQBTAprb2 isn't in the prevailing Scala JSON libraries.

2015/04/14

Marina Abramovic - "The artist is present" (2012). ٭ ٭ ٭ ٭ ٭

2015/04/08

Concrete example. http://t.co/Hr7q6yyjJ8

2015/04/08

10X programmers don't necessarily exist, but the 0.1X programmers do.

2015/04/08

Anyone else getting daily DNS errors (as reported by Pingdom) when using Amazon's Route 53?

2015/04/02

RT @ptone: Two views of new facebook offices. http://t.co/WdEB4zXU98

2015/04/01

Go on... get a coffee subscription. You know you want to. https://t.co/xYv4MWFqmp /cc @pactcoffee

2015/04/01

@pactcoffee Your website keeps going back to the home screen when I want to select a coffee. Am I doing something wrong?

2015/04/01

I'd like my next MP to oppose the #TTIP trade deal. /cc @LFeatherstone @gordonpeters6 @CatherineWest1 @CliveMUKIP

2015/04/01

Just got bitten by https://t.co/fqIooxNphT on my old Jenkins server :(

2015/03/31

@tiny_m thanks for the RT :)

2015/03/31

@tiny_m thanks for the RT :)

2015/03/30

@FitbitSupport It seems with the BST switch, my Surge didn't reset. I woke up this morning with 13K steps already done.

2015/03/30

Full-stack web developer with 13 years exp JUST became available for contract work. Check out http://t.co/6mBOV86e0c and ping me.

2015/03/30

Giraffester says “I craft artisanal violet scarves from curated Alpaca fibres. It’s my new pivot.” http://t.co/j0LQ0zVF7P

2015/03/24

Fracking under our homes? http://t.co/zlFD2Qunjr http://t.co/m0PWgoFzU4

2015/03/23

Scala not only looks like Perl sometimes (cartoon cursing), but feels like Perl after someone's gone all April Fool's on your $^H.

2015/03/20

RT @dancow: Happy 17th birthday to curl http://t.co/24IwhBflbF

2015/03/20

@nraboy I'd be interested to know what about the link I posted seems awry. I might need to change it :-)

2015/03/20

On eBay right now: eclipse viewing glasses. UNUSED.

2015/03/20

This looks promising: the best bits of books: http://t.co/yIvBLeGIct

2015/03/20

“Warren, think it over and you’ll agree with me because you’re smart and I’m right.” http://t.co/UPwNBeNl7h

2015/03/20

Google trying to trick me into tracking me in each of their apps. I bet they do already anyway!

2015/03/18

Adobe, your customer acquisition funnel is broken right after you take my money. Look here: http://t.co/C6I8thfG9O Refund, please? @Adobe

2015/03/16

"Password - has an invalid value" srsly... /cc @CompaniesHouse

2015/03/16

@unbalancedparen Which do you prefer? Erlang, Clojure, or Haskell?

2015/03/13

Author: Juan Matthys Uys <[email protected]> Date: Fri Mar 13 17:08:35 2015 +0000 fix spleling

2015/03/13

The remarkable unflappability of air-traffic controllers in circumstances that would leave most people very flapped. http://t.co/L37Keiuke5

2015/03/13

@LastBackend "Develop on remote server throw CVS." You mean "through" or "via"?

2015/03/13

I can run Dockerised apps on my home NAS now. Cool stuff. https://t.co/ljm9CuWngP @Synology @docker

2015/03/12

@TwiningsTeaUK Why does your teabags come attached in twos? Carrying a tot on the hip, one hand free, etc.

2015/03/12

Experiment: if countries were persons, what would be the phrase they most use when talking to others?

2015/03/06

Crikey, http://t.co/Nd4GnrZPUb is live choose your own adventure.

2015/03/06

Hello @virginmedia , please give me a direct number to one of your top tech support to I can add it to speed dial.

2015/03/05

RT @tomgauld: 'Our Blessed Homeland' (my cartoon for yesterday's @guardianreview) - http://t.co/EliUnCOpIZ

2015/03/03

Anyone know of a Jenks Natural Breaks implementation in #python ? There's only this untested script: https://t.co/oj95x7MSSZ

2015/03/03

Oh, how I love websites with MODALS that just POP UP when you're trying to read something.

2015/02/27

Six Unusual Reasons Why Clojure Is a Delight - Deliberate Software http://t.co/rvF4CpwoUx (mentions @djmidwood :)

2015/02/20

How can you trust the reporting of a paper that seems to make news judgments which are affected by advertising? https://t.co/BLOIb0whwm

2015/02/19

@FitbitSupport the GPS is completely off on my runs. E.g. https://t.co/DxhBMTvRcI

2015/02/17

git push origin hamster

2015/02/16

RT @jmedwards: hindsight as a service

2015/02/16

RT @JohnONolan: Powerful idea: Work to change the things you don’t like in the world. Powerless idea: Talk about the things you don’t like…

2015/02/16

RT @philandstuff: Gosh. Only 12 spots left for this wednesday's @PapersWeLoveLdn on μKanren http://t.co/Dmrzs10LQG get them while they're h…

2015/02/16

Always exciting contacting that first private beta tester... :)

2015/02/16

So proud of my little girl. http://t.co/LwQcV5PFwe

2015/02/14

The perfect SSL nginx configuration http://t.co/KjZh0AzZKB via @commando_io

2015/02/13

#bugbear Websites that modify scrolling behaviour. Makes me dizzy every time.

2015/02/12

HTML tables progressively enhanced into a visualisation. Great stuff. http://t.co/GmXaRw3OwO http://t.co/0Ma62etHpj

2015/02/12

Probably the most downloaded image on the web: http://t.co/BU0C7H1vog

2015/02/11

RT @fightfortheftr: WATCH: Security guards tackle #NetNeutrality activists at FCC hearing this morning http://t.co/NkuaIirj29 http://t.co/R…

2015/02/11

Wondering why this bus strike is so damn important... http://t.co/iD8MpkqZYI

2015/02/10

I slept backwards in time last night. /cc @fitbit http://t.co/REcPo7R6dl

2015/02/05

@framedpicture Seriously, can your uploader please specify the format and size upfront?

2015/02/03

@BarclaysOnline Android app points to http://t.co/CLvxdX5k1o, which doesn't exist. Worst of all, that domain doesn't support TLS.

2015/02/02

Arrived today: my Fitbit Serge. http://t.co/m8oV2mpWhq

2015/01/28

Recipes for job seekers, parents and your health @IFTTT – read all about it here: http://t.co/vEsI0VEpkA Brilliant :)

2015/01/28

@fitbit http://t.co/HNx9POgPGq is down. http://t.co/Nnih4doLbr says I need Mac or PC, but I own neither. Now what?

2015/01/28

@github please wrap long lines of code, or make the container 100% width. Not all of us can side-scroll. Thanks!

2015/01/20

Paypal hoping for another economic downturn. Everyone should buy tractors instead! http://t.co/MczYNuQPiN http://t.co/XIz0gyiHRP

2015/01/20

We have all this technology at our disposal, but still companies deliver "between nine and five".

2015/01/20

The Hidden Costs That Engineers Ignore http://t.co/82GCKRwQjp via @edmondlau

2015/01/15

IDEs for journalists? http://t.co/yqDmXkSvVG Reminds me of @WolframResearch 's Wolfram Language...

2015/01/09

RT @voxbene: What if party clowns formed a political party and then had a party? #PartyClownPartyParty

2015/01/09

Brilliant. Politicians' deleted tweets. http://t.co/DvZv3nSeKK

2015/01/09

scalac flags everyone must use. http://t.co/TEyxMuLGnR

2015/01/08

@rolandkuhn On http://t.co/XNYyMlS2Xn why is backend seeded, and not frontend (who can say "service unavailable" to clients)?

2015/01/06

This is an automated "Happy New Year" from me, because I will probably be asleep.

2015/01/01

2014 — the year in review🔗

You heard me: a bit of blah blah about 2014.

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2014/12/31

Derp. @facebook thinks the highlight of 2014 was not my own wedding, but someone else's wedding... http://t.co/fWY44NeYNW

2014/12/30

Yay http://t.co/fp4BWVrkHa and just as I needed JSON comparisons.

2014/12/19

@TaxByDesign Thanks for the Xmas chocs!

2014/12/18

Nice. Nice nice nice. http://t.co/PcykEy2ShC Do I still wait for ECS, though...

2014/12/14

Good riddance. http://t.co/lqwLsclbCM

2014/12/14

@iAmTheWhaley I'd love to read the Ansible follow-up to http://t.co/ognh8u6acx

2014/12/13

Is there a comments section for this? http://t.co/eqN8LCKtpu via @ibuildthecloud

2014/12/13

@BlurbBooks Took me a while to see the "Make Book" button on the bottom right. Perhaps higher up? Color? http://t.co/2SAmWy03ZF

2014/12/11

This week in emails: "for all intense and purposes", and "peeked my interest".

2014/12/10

@rackspace Please fix the markdown formatting in this article: http://t.co/yUJtNuzDVd

2014/12/10

Having Artifactory trouble? You probably spelt it "snaphot", nd not "snapshot".

2014/12/08

@kanbanizecom Your marketing video says "Absolutely free", but you mean only until March 2015, right?

2014/12/04

Using data science to get a good deal on a Macbook http://t.co/zSkDU5DVtB via @dominodatalab

2014/12/02

Et violà! http://t.co/g3995Bin0J

2014/12/02

@RutgersNJAES Just tried your risk quiz, but on submission it redirected to port 8080 and showed no results :-(

2014/12/01

Catching up over coffee and eggs is the new catching up over a beer.

2014/11/27

@WealthInvestLtd BTW, your "slow" welcome email contains "Now, if you'll permit be to be a little...", and I presume you mean "me to be".

2014/11/27

@WealthInvestLtd I'm sure you've been asked this before, but do you have an electronic version of your newsletter?

2014/11/27

Banks and brokers: stop charging hidden fees for foreign exchange. Sign the @transferwise petition: http://t.co/qgPThdvWPf #StopHiddenFees

2014/11/23

A horse that can count to ten is a remarkable horse—not a remarkable mathematician.

2014/11/10

Emerson: "the building of meeting-houses to the vain end to which many now stand" - sounds like Facebook.

2014/11/03

One thing I learnt during my passport application process: I went abroad 24 times in 10 years.

2014/10/29

As a dad, I'm massively late to the party on this one https://t.co/5agPCqXR49

2014/10/28

TIL the word "craft" can make tepid water taste better somehow.

2014/10/27

...and that's why Iceland isn't in the news anymore. http://t.co/Eurr6bFLDY

2014/10/27

I've voted @3_Beards the best small biz in the UK. Choose yours here http://t.co/YXxwLLBHNp #O2Smarta100 http://t.co/qpB5k8yFfi

2014/10/24

@SupercutsUK I bought a dodgy product at your shop in Croydon. Can I exchange it at your shop in Wood Green?

2014/10/23

Come and say ello https://t.co/NisxA4VZH6

2014/10/22

A question never asked before: What's the nose equivalent of staring?

2014/10/22

If you like hiking in the Cotswolds, and want to put a name to things, get a copy of my father-in-law's guide http://t.co/kVC27E52kz

2014/10/21

@cloudconvert I might be missing something, but where is the XCF option? http://t.co/kMz71HWnt9

2014/10/20

Deliberating whether we should take everyone up on their Game Of Thrones recommendation.

2014/10/19

Hacking with enlive and fondly remembering Lift's CSS selectors. https://t.co/TULwSKC6HV

2014/10/19

sleep 600 ; echo "pizza is ready" | espeak

2014/10/18

Love being able to do (pull 'joda-time) in a REPL. https://t.co/MSm5ndv3pU

2014/10/17

So, http://t.co/BlTSyYQBzr and this now: http://t.co/0viMkp4Y6J

2014/10/15

Missus grumbling at "Our Girl" somewhere behind me, so I dubbed it "Afghanistan 90210" https://t.co/8QYHH4MCLA

2014/10/15

@HerokuPostgres mind putting the PostgresQL version front-and-centre here? https://t.co/W6pS8HPyHL

2014/10/15

Was browsing a nannies/childminder website just now and realised it looks like a dating website from not-too-far. Ctrl-W

2014/10/15

Please help me choose a logo for Unleash Your Server (my consultancy) http://t.co/z8569RrogW

2014/10/15

Two quid for a 25g of M&S kale crisps.

2014/10/14

Anyone making Air/Ultrabook 13/14 inch laptops with at least 16GB RAM yet?

2014/10/13

Going a bit sailboat-crazy tonight. (wife's babysitting) http://t.co/Hv9zEemTD5

2014/10/11

RT @cognitect: Transducers now available for Java/JavaScript/Ruby from @cognitect labs http://t.co/GydjLCbHxO

2014/10/10

Come Friday night, I can never remember the URL for my agent's agent's time-sheet software...

2014/10/10

UTOPIA! https://t.co/XZmePwXmln

2014/10/10

Comment on 99designs tonight: "Thank you for the entry :) This Y drops down too much, and looks a bit like Vesuvius Man's package."

2014/10/09

Looks like I can take those stickers of my loyalty cards' barcodes off my credit card now. https://t.co/utwsrrQmUP

2014/10/09

@stef "View this job" points to the same page: http://t.co/NzrU1LP7hh BTW, Going to HASBRO playhack?

2014/10/09

"Import from Facebook" would be nice. http://t.co/97EVZroRKi

2014/10/08

Loving the new @evernote web beta, but would like the browser back button to work with it.

2014/10/06

Shock horror, IKEA without Daim bar.

2014/10/05

Setting "postage calculations" doesn't work. Currency drop-down empty, and changes not persisting. Using "classic site". @PayPalUK

2014/10/01

Just brought a suspended process back to life with "kill -CONT 808"

2014/09/25

@simonvc are you attending the Hasbro playhack?

2014/09/24

When context is important. http://t.co/VkQCEO8vMG

2014/09/23

Married life: your plans are made.

2014/09/23

Was thinking about blowing the dust off 'ol Supercollider again, then I also stumbled upon this. https://t.co/V91gq5uBul #distracted

2014/09/22

RT @rubyannem: Married! We did it @imhobson!! :) RT @paul_clarke: #MANNEM http://t.co/y0NjMuA6LU

2014/09/21

Love how dbpedia uses the "under construction" icons of yesteryear when undergoing maintenance. http://t.co/ARWa74bUma

2014/09/21

Don't measure the process. Just do it. https://t.co/zLaMCZHIEa

2014/09/18

Mt. Everest on Google Maps tilted view. https://t.co/dDtYHG4zPd

2014/09/17

@virginmedia shirley you can up your upload speed a tiny bit? http://t.co/WS4N9RBgjz

2014/09/15

@yrashk plz send a link for slides at http://t.co/bZyJMi5MEh

2014/09/15

Craft a better #resume with @creddle. Paper-friendly, web-friendly, and free. http://t.co/6d65HcafXg

2014/09/14

This is why your Internet is slow. And it’ll get worse. Unless you take 1 min to do this, now. http://t.co/d0eV3CJbi1 http://t.co/yytJFl8Mva

2014/09/10

Anyone I know on here an Elixir coder? Got some stylistic issues with my code to discuss.

2014/08/20

I found a way to get 2048 each and every time. #2048 http://t.co/eWBSRR2Fn3

2014/08/09

http://t.co/ssnf3dtY78 gone now? That's StackOverflow ruined for me now.

2014/08/01

Don't allow "/" changed to " ". Prevent hacker problems. http://t.co/mSopnzPIBl *chuckles*

2014/07/31

There was a time in my life when I'd by the 20-quid-cheaper appliance because it was silver and not black, then paint it.

2014/07/30

Any curved sound bars available to go with the Samsung curved TV?

2014/07/30

Ah, interesting. https://t.co/Vc2lyrh8qk I've been hoping for P2P to take off in some meaningful way again.

2014/07/23

(!!!) I wish I was back in electronic engineering school in '98 with my fresh young brain and THIS on my plate. https://t.co/i1PwB3431a

2014/07/22

Was going to put an image on imgur quickly, then saw this. So fricking cute. http://t.co/9J09noEGpS

2014/07/22

Got quite excited by this lawns post on @newsycombinator http://t.co/fhV8GkVMXL Realised I should probably start reading gardening sites.

2014/07/21

Love seeing "YMMV" on docs and blog posts -- always good to be reminded that my experience won't be *exactly* the same as their.

2014/07/21

@LaunchRock Do you have a status page?

2014/07/19

RT @fightfortheftr: Congress is trying to pass CISPA again, this time it's called CISA & it's worse than the original http://t.co/lmDpzlBKLn

2014/07/14

The 15 odd minutes of world cup that I saw was purely by accident. And it wasn't even tonight's game. (the final, right?)

2014/07/13

"The only way to fix it is to flush it all away." http://t.co/2ri8ZX2lhp

2014/07/11

Dear Chippie, you can just dip a piece of cardboard in a cauldron of salty fat, call it battered cod, and no-one would be any wiser.

2014/07/08

Death, taxes, and auto-subscribing to the website you just bought from's newsletter.

2014/07/07

Someone loves the taste of a game idea written down in a Moleskine. #usertesting http://t.co/F6H5magoUW

2014/07/06

Just posted a photo http://t.co/hurnv20pqp

2014/07/04

O2 helped me in 2 minutes. Here's my money, thanks.

2014/07/04

EE dragging their feet helping me. Gave me time to review their dongles on my phone. Turns out it's expensive and so-so. Going to O2 now.

2014/07/04

OH in EE store: "You'd want an iPhone, because Snapchat comes out blurry on an Android." Shirley!

2014/07/04

Ummm... Let's try that again. http://t.co/ub3MZHLq96

2014/07/04

It pains me, but... coffee. http://t.co/dASNATOMf1

2014/07/04

How does one unsubscribe from recruiter spam when one does not have an account with said spammer? /Cc @LinkedIn http://t.co/KixQdR2lcF

2014/07/02

RT @runasand: Email encryption and privacy requires government approval, according to @PayPal: https://t.co/5pplidgTJ4

2014/07/02

ClueQuest. We emerge victorious! http://t.co/Kq2C6f91Ty

2014/07/01

Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes?

2014/06/30

'alls. http://t.co/RQd1eamXEb

2014/06/29

That glare... http://t.co/IISaM2eyii

2014/06/29

Obscure Japanese toys. http://t.co/HzBzo3SymW

2014/06/29

When faced with two of more alternatives that deliver roughly the same value, take the path that makes future change easier.

2014/06/27

Find out where you are. Take a small step towards your goal. Adjust your understanding based on what you learned. Repeat.

2014/06/27

Setting up my new 8TB NAS. The first hard drive I ever bought with my gardening money was 40MB. http://t.co/z7e5gemdPs

2014/06/26

Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.

2014/06/26

<profound tweet>

2014/06/26

@Domainia You sent me my password in clear text, and 404 on your terms of service. Wow.

2014/06/24

Hi! http://t.co/HRBo2oYmfW

2014/06/16

This photo might go on my next mug. #fathersday http://t.co/rIJrG4Q3l9

2014/06/15

RT @thespacearts: Hands together for the @3Beards, @imhobson @joescarboro @kevinplattret @vickyhunter24!! Sterling job

2014/06/14

I'll pay you to help with my hack: https://t.co/cNQ2IiuntA @3_Beards @thespacearts #HackTheSpace

2014/06/14

@simonvc http://t.co/x9pFogWkBN

2014/06/14

RT @Marthalanefox: Oscar winner framestore inspires #HackTheSpace w/ #Gravity stories, get this, they NEVER filmed Sandra B w/ a helmet htt…

2014/06/13

TIL that squashing 1,650 commits on my machine takes 2 minutes. http://t.co/2XpY0Tucc0

2014/06/13

I bet he's thinking "the kerning is a bit off". http://t.co/pXRpSfnyNc

2014/06/13

<insert generic complaint here> @belkin http://t.co/aqjdT3F4I9

2014/06/10

Are the Maplin Pi kits priced competitively? http://t.co/Mxv16VMezb

2014/06/09

I'm attending an art hackathon and looking for inspiration. Any ideas? :) https://t.co/Z16xjxjZCb /cc @MarcoDonnarumma

2014/06/09

Dinner successfully obtained. http://t.co/WwbJ81Kpeg

2014/06/05

Fishing for dinner today. http://t.co/OgIYm4XJRS

2014/06/05

Near the Cove. http://t.co/MNXJIqn65s

2014/06/05

Falmouth. http://t.co/ZbmmweHoKn

2014/06/01

Cornwall. http://t.co/CeijzP5pUk

2014/05/31

Packing for my surfing holiday: a box of coffee and chili sauces. http://t.co/zQkDOIoRnT

2014/05/29

I had this same idea earlier today: http://t.co/yqplXH37Su

2014/05/28

I have a faint suspicion that some websites out there reset my "marketing" preferences ever so often.

2014/05/28

@Investopedia 's "email preferences" page => $($x('//*[@type="checkbox"]')).click();

2014/05/28

Hey, which reminds me: are you doing ArtHack again in 2 weeks? :-) @sara_sgm http://t.co/i44GpSi5sW

2014/05/26

Little blip on your pricing page. @todoist http://t.co/ZASQKHaQEw

2014/05/26

RT @Jonathan__Leake: Stop the wind turbine menace! Another shocking illustration of landscape destruction by #wind farms http://t.co/8ibGpW…

2014/05/25

RT @RedSynthesizer: Using loops is cheating. http://t.co/rjpEt9x91V

2014/05/25

RT @moulder5000: Talk to your sons #YesAllWomen http://t.co/mWRh6GoOjQ

2014/05/25

Added to Wish List: 'Parrot Flower Power Wireless Plant Monitor - Green' by Parrot via @amazon http://t.co/3rj36VpJZ0

2014/05/25

RT @bibifatemeh: [email protected]'s 24yo quote still relevant: "Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill the…

2014/05/24

RT @ashalynd: Falkvinge: “Why I’m Voting Pirate” – A Testimony From An Ex-Soviet http://t.co/fBobl5TcLi (tx @iphigenie for sharing)

2014/05/24

RT @BiIIMurray: I just spotted some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces.

2014/05/24

Twitter, anyone know of a website which accepts a query string, and just renders it? e.g. http://t.co/xkloKnFu03 and it just renders Hey

2014/05/24

devs: "...we don’t list these guys because then recruiters call them all of the time offering them better salaries." http://t.co/DGjSPiMi7T

2014/05/24

RT @ForDummies: 1 million retweets and we will write it... #jedimaster http://t.co/S8SDd8x7hq

2014/05/24

It was good to see you guys again! @zmarkan @HampusAhlgren @andrew_jackman @FraserHardy_uk

2014/05/23

Twitter, please suggest my next phone. Top feature? Battery. Possibly swappable.

2014/05/23

Broken? "curl -i http://t.co/LXvyuMO0Mb" Content-Type: text/html.

2014/05/23

I made my daughter a book for her first birthday. http://t.co/A49o9vp4hk

2014/05/23

Is everyone's job title Vice President at <insert large financial institution here> nowadays?

2014/05/23

Answer by @HenryHyungKonSu to What's the tl;dr of different countries' entire history? http://t.co/GwTccqXSXB

2014/05/23

Wondering if "The Farmer and the Nomad" could have been a good stand-in title for "The Cathedral and the Bazaar".

2014/05/23

Gone are the days when the scrollbar was a reliable indicator of how much content one can expect on a page. #loadonscroll

2014/05/23

RT @ThePoke: Unintentionally brilliant Polling Station of the day #Elections2014 http://t.co/texs1cn1Hv

2014/05/23

RT @TeaAndCopy: I'm shocked UKIP did so well in Essex, considering the majority of its population aren't even white. #Elections2014 http://…

2014/05/23

And the pendulum has swung again. #Elections2014

2014/05/23

Gmail on Android's Inbox Zero flair. (the duck is for privacy) http://t.co/k0vER24pDO

2014/05/23

RT @digitim: [email protected] hit by lighting. You're welcome. http://t.co/PqlBZO99Cm

2014/05/22

Thanks for asking me to reset my password, but not allowing paste, and limiting the amount of characters? Seriously? cc @eBay @ebayinc

2014/05/22

And then a pet issue for me is digital rights. Londonders, you are voting today, right? https://t.co/BmdAB3mwnI

2014/05/22

Check out where the parties stand on the important issues in the #EUelections2014. https://t.co/mgnIsCo83e

2014/05/22

Now someone has to draw a speech bubble around it. http://t.co/CvJSCND6l2

2014/05/22

Heart palpitations, see see @ustwogames http://t.co/LAuqrvjk0i

2014/05/21

@QuickFile in the video you mention security standards as used in banking, but then the password field err's with "...no symbols". Eh?

2014/05/21

Pet peeve: news sites repeating the gist 3+ times before the article's even started. http://t.co/hqOF0VwfZT

2014/05/21

RT @psd: The term "open sourcing" sounds like killing, stuffing and mounting rather than releasing into the wild.

2014/05/21

RT @RealMattLucas: #WhyImVotingUkip Because I like to think that people from other countries who live in mine are the main reason I have fa…

2014/05/21

TIL that Tony The Tiger has his own verified Twitter account, and had nothing to say on May 9th. (yes: random)

2014/05/20

Soft wrap for code with long lines? @github https://t.co/2FQbjgqcz9

2014/05/20

What's with all the spinny wheels on @SlideShare ?

2014/05/20

A reminder that I need to buy a Synology DS213j and a new phone in July. #toys http://t.co/u85IjKWCnq

2014/05/20

RT @_mvader: "Angular AutoFields: Schema + Databinding = The end of huge form templates" http://t.co/RwSYL4xaig

2014/05/18

Belle can't say "ornithology" yet. http://t.co/SsYl1TiR9I

2014/05/18

RT @r4isstatic: I'm surprised no-one's recreated the Money For Nothing video in Minecraft - or have they?

2014/05/16

Ugh, ads in my Android email client. #sadpanda http://t.co/YIgHqTA0M8

2014/05/16

Do this and get discount. I've devoured mine already, unfortunately. http://t.co/QR5optegTX

2014/05/16

RT @tectonic: The two-finger metric for test coverage: if you cross your fingers when deploying, you need more tests.

2014/05/14

RT @jongold: If you'd like to hire me to make you an app or website (full-stack design & development): [email protected] — would appr…

2014/05/14

RT @britishgaming: We're now at a point where "No in-app purchases" is so rare, you can put it on your advertising http://t.co/c4FKmj8wbb

2014/05/13

RT @jeffnoon: I can’t fit any proper content in this tweet because my hashtag is too long. #Icantfitanypropercontentinthistweetbecausemyhas…

2014/05/13

RT @hrtbps: The best way to monetize your twitter account is to delete it and spend your time doing anything else.

2014/05/13

RT @neilswmurray: Some random statistics unexpectedly relate to each other with humorous effect, here are 12 of the best: http://t.co/2WrGo…

2014/05/13

cheap, free plastic fork ; wrestling jacket potato ; catapulting bits. #haiku

2014/05/13

Getting stuck in with Rails dev for the first time since 2005.

2014/05/12

Sometimes my dreams are like the movies, and I'm lying here thinking what the hell just happened.

2014/05/10

RT @sramji: Dear Oracle: your commitment to winning a territorial pissing match is going to ruin the territory we all inhabit. http://t.co…

2014/05/09

RT @ijuma: GHC and mutable arrays: a DIRTY little secret http://t.co/s90obC6mjX via @Prismatic

2014/05/09

RT @PatrickRothfuss: Slept like a baby, by which I mean I drooled a lot and shit myself. Then, when I woke up and there weren't any boobs n…

2014/05/09

Just accidentally discovered that @github has something equivalent to TextMate's Command-t. Press t while you are viewing a repo...

2014/05/09

RT @sogrady: “what happens when you troll the haskell community”: https://t.co/emW92JjiNj

2014/05/09

TIL that "Close Account" really means "Temporarily restrict your account" on @LinkedIn #LinkedOut http://t.co/ZLaiElvIMc

2014/05/09

Pulling the plug on my LinkedIn profile. Had 8 "consultants" clearly not read it before contacting me this morning. #shotgunrecruiters

2014/05/09

Everyone, here's my new Facebook profile: http://t.co/o9jfFd6uYE (in response to https://t.co/2EXP6WzX2a)

2014/05/09

Reminds me of my favourite Family Guy episode. https://t.co/jBKoUXh15y

2014/05/09

propertyfinder.qa needs a "search by trees" function.

2014/05/08

RT @jimheising: this website is #winning : http://t.co/WCrK3X6iMH

2014/05/08

*ahem* @Wehtam @imhobson @philip_cole

2014/05/08

RT @Stammy: A million guys walk into a Silicon Valley bar. No one buys anything. Bar declared massive success.

2014/05/08

@webstagram my RSS reader can't see the image tag in your RSS feed anymore. Did you make changes?

2014/05/08

Quite useless owning an "Internet connected" printer if the target server is always down. Might check for "HP homebrew printer" at lunch.

2014/05/08

RT @kplattret: I love that iOS remembers my preferred keyboard setup for each iMessage conversation.

2014/05/06

@kamonteam the dashboard on http://t.co/So9ywNwlPS looks like http://t.co/ngBcbcAipy Does it use ElasticSearch under the hood?

2014/05/06

RT @travisbrown: #haskell vs. #scalaz for stacked state transformers… which of course doesn't turn out to be much of a contest: http://t.co…

2014/05/06

Kamon.io for monitoring your reactive Scala apps. http://t.co/e3LlxKWet2

2014/05/06

RT @mhodgson2: Valid ruby: class Fish; def 🔪; puts "🍣"; end; end 🐟 = Fish.new 🐟.🔪 => 🍣

2014/05/05

RT @drewtoothpaste: Holy shit, look at this dog! http://t.co/Ty4xiqBvaE

2014/05/02

RT @robertliefeld: Time to acknowledge that the 2nd Age of Super-Hero films began with the first Iron Man in 2008. Refined tastes and expec…

2014/05/02

Power to the people. http://t.co/7yZA1s0H9g

2014/05/02

Joe and Colin standing "apart" from everyone. http://t.co/7VYyuTx3AV

2014/05/02

Java -- making your laptop sound like a Boeing taking off since 1995.

2014/05/02

OH: LinkedIn: crowd-sourced spam. http://t.co/8BWtTyNhk8

2014/05/02

I created an account on an etsy-esque site about a year ago for fun (for my doodles) and it appears I've been featured.

2014/05/02

RT @bfeld: just remembering that when I invested in MakerBot several years ago I was told by others "are you crazy - there's no market for …

2014/05/01

RT @lmirani: Unfortunate set of titles on the Evening Standard "suggested content" list. http://t.co/AVB0qmI8nt

2014/05/01

RT @mikey_p: Its funny cause it's true. http://t.co/xYFNTPxKP0

2014/05/01

Clowns make me uncomfortable #quickdraw @OFFLIFE_comic http://t.co/irICrx7pcI

2014/05/01

Why the HELL would Heroku scale web dynos down to 0? The ps command could've told me this...

2014/05/01

YUCK http://t.co/ylg8lGL9hO

2014/05/01

RT @jpmens: The Internet of Things. http://t.co/H5tCD3sX7j

2014/05/01

@benbrignell I'm at @SiliconDrinkabt tomorrow night if you fancy a chat.

2014/05/01

Preview of new website using a custom aggregator, built with Huginn, IFTTT, ElasticSearch and AngularJS. http://t.co/wf737QFhs4

2014/04/30

RT @francesc: 100% code coverage "@bloerwald: SUCCESS: 26/26 (100%) Tests passed http://t.co/pmw7DiiRp2"

2014/04/30

RT @psd: Grateful to @gilest for the opportunity to thank @Jermolene (and @philhawksworth) for encouraging my doodling https://t.co/S2OiV5w…

2014/04/30

Hmmm, http://t.co/IQNmqUz9ln is really not what I expected. (hint: elasticsearch)

2014/04/29

Ha! #TDD https://t.co/On2b0L9XgA

2014/04/29

Yesterday's Google Doodle from the sky. http://t.co/ZN9LWnjL6X http://t.co/MGl3r1ezTO

2014/04/29

RT @icecrime: Benchmarks. http://t.co/5XleiCVpaz

2014/04/28

Assembling a dozen on @TheWineSociety and amazed at how much the labels influence our choices.

2014/04/28

TIL that "repo" in Maori means "swamp". http://t.co/0T532eqYIz

2014/04/28

Belle rocking tap guitar and piano simultaneously, like a boss. http://t.co/uQZWvcC1i6

2014/04/27

10 points for getting past the spam filter, but minus 10 for the content. My account is safely [sic] once again. http://t.co/t4N0XHIoqa

2014/04/27

BBQ invites going out soon. http://t.co/mE4W41C3XB

2014/04/27

On the continent, this is breakfast. In our house, this is breakfast dessert. http://t.co/RDIHwF4gyI

2014/04/27

...and the baby had porridge. Life's not fair. http://t.co/3F9FJYqHvI

2014/04/27

RT @lessig: Former Comcast and Verizon Attorneys Now Manage the FCC and Are About to Kill the Internet | VICE http://t.co/M1W56VJG5j

2014/04/26

RT @n8han: "The Atlassian terms allow companies to access 1-to-1 chat history" http://t.co/dmMfJgcBsg Ugly move, @HipChat

2014/04/26

That hair reminds me of DragonBall Z. http://t.co/Tl4oXLPFaE

2014/04/26

RT @Ezohyez: Panel of the flippin' week and a half! @PatMillsComics @2000AD http://t.co/w8Wfw1QAbV

2014/04/25

RT @paulwaugh: PicOfTheDay..#lostintranslation...RT @lucyjones Amazing http://t.co/Wig49UHr87

2014/04/25

@GoDaddy I'm confused. Which products exactly? http://t.co/ekZoTpJtOw

2014/04/25

RT @McFunkypants: I often debate which of these notebooks is more useful for #gamedev. http://t.co/bcTBJ5AVVP

2014/04/24

RT @thingsbydan: Have a look at the @makethentell patreon campaign; http://t.co/6UryCgTSb6 and give $1 an episode, it really *really* helps…

2014/04/24

cloudpipes zapier ifttt yahoo pipes google web scripts yada yada yada. Anyone have opinions on Huginn or Exobrain?

2014/04/24

Well said. I feel exactly the same. http://t.co/FSBKghxO10

2014/04/22

After a 10 month baby-induced hiatus from DIY, getting the very last bit of the house done. http://t.co/QS5sixpqBs

2014/04/21

The site foreman. http://t.co/a9ItbA4SbG

2014/04/21

Nice. http://t.co/J20V6vJZk1

2014/04/21

Trying to find a ThunderCats pic where Leo isn't wielding his sword, for my daughter's "book of cats". Yalp!

2014/04/21

RT @RaygunBrown: Good Christ, this made me laugh. http://t.co/X171Gc5CVt

2014/04/21

RT @ThirdManLabs: Drinking game for web developers: 1. Think of a noun 2. Google "<noun>.js" 3. If a library with that name exists - drink

2014/04/20

Custard tarts. Contains egg! http://t.co/TDwyBytZ11

2014/04/20

Shroom, Iberico, and chervil + chives from the garden. More eggs on Easter. http://t.co/eQEAP0YaCn

2014/04/20

So, Belle just ended up stuffing the clues into her mouth. http://t.co/rMU3RDy9DV

2014/04/20

RT @researcheneur: http://t.co/SdYmBcvHCz

2014/04/19

RT @szalansky: > ['10', '10', '10'].map(parseInt) => [10, NaN, 2] what is this I don't even. #javascript

2014/04/19

I shouldn't make a habit out of having these waffles for breakfast. So good with black coffee, though. http://t.co/OZ8Bg9YOsy

2014/04/19

@digitalGeek_au You should look at this for lugg.li , /cc @neilswmurray http://t.co/BaKXIGRzhI

2014/04/18

RT @The90sLife: WHERE DO I SIGN UP http://t.co/3SHp7k8IOp

2014/04/18

@Flickr I don't see what the problem is. Just sign me in? I don't remember nor care for my Yahoo! ID. http://t.co/BDEspUW62r

2014/04/18

I made my daughter a book for her first birthday.🔗

Heavily cribbed and borrowed from the Interwebs. But, it still counts! And it's about cats.

blog

[book, fatherhood]

2014/04/17

Boring Systems Build Badass Businesses http://t.co/ZLtgMj1wDk

2014/04/17

Pet peeve: everyone using "off of".

2014/04/17

The cat. Belle's first positive ID circa age 6 months. http://t.co/N17ohzOYfQ

2014/04/17

Apart from @99designs, can anyone recommend a designer who can turn the letters UYS into something looking like a coat of arms?

2014/04/17

Snickering at tool with "add" in the name, and "remove" as a flag. *sigh* Here's looking at you, add-apt-repository.

2014/04/17

RT @bastianallgeier: I think I’m late to the party but this HDMI-to-Gardena Adapter just cracked me up: https://t.co/q79thIUK6X

2014/04/16

Yellow underfoot; pine wood sawdust on sidewalk? Bag of cous cous broke. #haiku

2014/04/16

Pushing code on day three with @gdsteam #bunting

2014/04/16

I think someone just blanket-upvoted me on StackOverflow. It feels like Xmas.

2014/04/15

Boy racer, tints, mags, dropped, fat exhaust, blasting Cocomo by the Beach Boys. #woodgreen

2014/04/15

This noisy little dufus was stuck in our back garden all morning. http://t.co/fk0NKRvLXW

2014/04/15

"I’ve written so much I sometimes forget the things I’ve made". Yup. http://t.co/nRW9GQL8uG

2014/04/11

RT @inthecompanyof: You all know I'm launching a free school, right? @ALA_Tweets , follow, read, share and donate if you're feeling sexy

2014/04/10

RT @mylaocoon: this made me LOL :) http://t.co/SrK0JyOtQP

2014/04/10

Oh, madam... You seem to have had a wardrobe malfunction. http://t.co/2CnkTUOK3m

2014/04/08

RT @Doc_Samantha: Mega fail from Disney XD. A channel for boys? Because girls can't possibly like Marvel and Star Wars. @JointDestroyer htt…

2014/04/08

RT @vonFriedland: Ich habe jetzt auch einen 3D-Drucker… http://t.co/OOfnabegRO

2014/04/08

RT @rifa: #MariaMiller http://t.co/VpPJFEOA9K

2014/04/06

RT @DriesSmit: The Daily Routines of Geniuses - @HarvardBiz http://t.co/0sRy7Myt9a

2014/04/06

"Cash only." Grrr...

2014/04/06

Bad UX. "Exit left" OMG! "...in 13 miles" oh. http://t.co/vut3rHKuOM

2014/04/06

RT @tiagopedras: How to make the best salad ever http://t.co/vozzydah5v

2014/04/05

That raisin's thinking "crapcrapcrap". http://t.co/OVDEo7Dzfl

2014/04/05

Wowee, can't wait for the Android version. @ustwogames http://t.co/BjhQyWADcZ

2014/04/04

RT @newsycombinator: Pass: The standard unix password manager http://t.co/P2YVgM4gcR

2014/04/03

Mat on tele! /cc @nightzookeeper @MathieuLoutre http://t.co/QKwKwKdY80

2014/04/03

The better half and I were just reminiscing about Benjys and their £1.60 jacket potatoes. http://t.co/Jv8MNlEHJ7

2014/04/03

Not often does the first run on a new @ansible Tower server succeed. http://t.co/td34DKLgGx

2014/04/02

There's a mole inside CTU! Open a socket to your station! Send the schematics to my PDA!! SET UP A PARAMETER!!! CHLOÉ!!!111

2014/04/02

@Support transferring of apps to another account isn't obvious from https://t.co/2knfaR0S1Z Please advise.

2014/04/01

@ThreeUK Login borked today? https://t.co/ZAg7pzeWX5 POST just hangs.

2014/04/01

For the serious journo: Yada Yada Yada Voice Recorder (colours may vary) by Amazon http://t.co/1bKXEEaJI8 via @amazon

2014/04/01

@ZipcarUK where can I send photos to show what the pig before me did to your car? http://t.co/0HosajXKHi

2014/04/01

RT @ynnek13: My first bare metal raspberry Pi provisioned with @ansible #java8_ME under the hood ! http://t.co/rUqohnWzHz

2014/03/31

@TheEarlofEssex1 I'm intrigued by the black&white double panel on the right wall. Who's the artist?

2014/03/30

RT @cabinetofficeuk: Rainbow flag flying over Cabinet Office & Scotland Office today to mark first same sex marriages #EqualMarriage http…

2014/03/30

Gaaah! (cowers in corner) http://t.co/spR3z3X1uV

2014/03/29

I also can't pronounce anything when I'm reading this. Laughing too hard. http://t.co/NZPKV9gm43

2014/03/29

For the life of me, I can't pronounce "flittery-fluttery butterflies". I sound like Jonathan Ross. http://t.co/76jeoJvxye

2014/03/29

curl http://t.co/q3ZCUAcGny | grep "<script" | wc -l yields 22. CPU pegged at 100%. Thank goodness for @Pocket. /cc @sitepointdotcom

2014/03/28

A new place for shameless plugs? http://t.co/XCFjawG6T4

2014/03/27

UK government blocks Twitter. https://t.co/T2yn1zlKid #dystopianfuture /cc @OpenRightsGroup

2014/03/27

RT @notch: We were in talks about maybe bringing a version of Minecraft to Oculus. I just cancelled that deal. Facebook creeps me out.

2014/03/27

A few days shy of 9 months, and my daughter pointed out the zebra in one of her books as "'bra". Next up, rocket science.

2014/03/26

Emacs+ensime+EC2 or something like this for a Cloud IDE? https://t.co/jdSWIRbgJ1 #scala

2014/03/26

Giving the Chronon debugger a shot, finally. https://t.co/9ZMpaMyFlb /cc @chrononsys

2014/03/26

You are the 99% https://t.co/KzcCqlV2ge via @coderwall

2014/03/25

Extract Trait in IntelliJ? http://t.co/DHDwBlLgtp #scala

2014/03/25

RT @tweetfromgeorge: updated Chrome (PC/Mac)+looking for Recently Closed/Other Device Tabs? - top right button (the 3-line "list" icon) - …

2014/03/25

My ultimate web pet peeve. http://t.co/RUd8U1kMhd

2014/03/25

Ads in unexpected places nowadays... http://t.co/COw3KmghID

2014/03/25

And sometimes, just sometimes, invoices will sit in one's outbox, forgotten, until the bank account starts turning red in the face.

2014/03/25

Ah, what a lovely idea. http://t.co/rOQyuDZtfs

2014/03/24

Head's a bobbin'... http://t.co/GRdjft7rjV via @earbits

2014/03/24

RT @jongold: Been using tmux for a week now - maybe my favourite tech decision of all time. Can't believe I avoided trying it for so long.

2014/03/24

https://t.co/xnxh4j7xY1 ooh, a marketplace for Ansible roles?

2014/03/23

Found project. Rewrote it to use ElasticSearch instead of Postgres, because it was just a better fit.

2014/03/22

Damnit, I lost a project on my hard drive. It had a working title which I can't remember. Can't find it on Bitbucket, Github, nor private.

2014/03/22

Disjoin between @evernote, my filesystem and my brain. Any tips?

2014/03/22

@the_intercept FYI on Android + Chrome http://t.co/MxiwHJgkv6

2014/03/22

B'strapping isn't for everyone, but it's my preferred route. Here are a few reasons why, esp 5+10: http://t.co/UdesCV9Uno /cc @yongfook

2014/03/21

http://t.co/7VgKhKgrfY s/ha/yu/g

2014/03/21

@Namesco "Please create a memorable word for your account that will assist you with telephone security..." I've already chosen a password?

2014/03/21

Just heard https://t.co/0Nkw4eU108 on @BBC6Music ❤ it.

2014/03/21

RT @Twips2: VEGETARIANS. Make your beanburger more appetising by simply topping it with a delicious rasher of bacon. http://t.co/pcyp0bt1wm…

2014/03/21

RT @jordi_aranda: How 26 people implemented a distributed genetic algorithm in 3 hours using #scala and #akka #scalabcn http://t.co/N6XBaFQ…

2014/03/20

I've recorded my steps when dumping/restoring Heroku PostgresQL, using ngrok and Python. https://t.co/NNWhe49Ddb

2014/03/19

Curious about @startupkitio (disclosure: click on this and I get beta access) http://t.co/pEw7LmaUjJ

2014/03/19

RT @Noahpinion: This is what you get when you analyze big data with no theory. http://t.co/ZoQ0LZhFa0

2014/03/19

RT @viktorklang: #Java #Protip of the day http://t.co/ooiqLTwmaJ

2014/03/18

Sending "wake baby" Morse code with a flashlight. Perhaps Mr. Musk can fix helicopters too one day. /cc @MPSinthesky @elonmusk

2014/03/18

Just hosted a fizz tasting. Washing-up done. We tried Tattinger right down to £5 M&S Cava (which won).

2014/03/16

RT @manualofideas: Here's what Warren Buffett thinks about bitcoin http://t.co/z8koUvi3xb

2014/03/14

RT @bitfield: "We haven't got time to automate this stuff, because we're too busy dealing with the problems caused by our lack of automatio…

2014/03/13

@3_Beards a tee right up your alley. /cc @myusuf3 @neckbeardrepub

2014/03/13

TIL that footprints on the moon will last for a million years. Thank you, Astronaut Alfie xxx http://t.co/vYRHqTkjVO

2014/03/13

RT @janegarvey1: "@subedited: Headline of the decade from Mail Online: http://t.co/VDPhrJFRNG" This Is It. The End Of "News"

2014/03/12

@angularjs coders, am I going down a rabbit hole? http://t.co/iy22iiNk9c

2014/03/12

RT @fperez_org: Python vs @JuliaLanguage - an example from machine learning: nice post with example code at the end: http://t.co/mIAz7Ll39C?

2014/03/12

RT @stephen_collins: The latest @tomgauld cartoon pretty much sums my whole life up: http://t.co/gDVt5t36ex

2014/03/12

Incubators are Bullshit http://t.co/ZPSIjRWAng

2014/03/11

Any Android fiends out there looking for a 3 week stint to be PMed by my good self?

2014/03/11

AngularJS promise unwrapping, before http://t.co/a9A6EBsi8G after http://t.co/ovQvG9aTn9 , rationale: https://t.co/1AKbEM6qBq

2014/03/11

That thing where IntelliJ highlights the current blank line and copies it when you press Ctrl-V.

2014/03/10

@BBCNews Did Clive Coleman just say "four"? Surely he meant 14.

2014/03/09

RT @peternixey: Wow. Just installed a VM for testing IE and managed to get a virus within 2 minutes. Windows is a crazy place.

2014/03/09

Playing on the lawn. #nofilter http://t.co/TPpdAHY70Z

2014/03/08

Playing on the carpet. http://t.co/i04R6i520W

2014/03/08

"TDD is a path" (to enlightenment!) http://t.co/Ku8zc2kQuZ

2014/03/08

http://t.co/znGUMqG4UG

2014/03/07

Ah, brilliant use of @ToolMusic sample there... http://t.co/mmxYNOwf9f via @earbits

2014/03/06

Dusty Fungus - The Frailty Of The Flesh And The Hardness Of Heart by Various Artists http://t.co/InxWJwbua1 via @earbits

2014/03/06

RT @joewalnes: SOAP. Simple Object Access Protocol. Except it's not Simple, it's Complicated. And it's not about Objects, it's about RPC. S…

2014/03/06

RSI from declining requests on Elance to "create something like Facebook" for $500.

2014/03/06

True joy is... finding a bag of Monmouth in the freezer when you thought you were all out.

2014/03/06

Akka 2.3 released. http://t.co/5D0Ihj8bmN I'd feel better about having release versions in my code for persistence now.

2014/03/05

TI(also)L that SASS is not retroactive like LESS is.

2014/03/05

sass-bootstrap / bootstrap-sass *scratches head* Reinventing the wheel, or inventing the wheel at the same time?

2014/03/05

The better half asked "can I use these?". I nodded yes without looking up from coding sesh. Turns out they were Beattles collector's stamps.

2014/03/05

@jaliss Thoughts on honouring X-Forwarded-Proto to do away with the "you did not turn SSL on" message? (asking here before creating issue)

2014/03/04

How composable Enumeratees trumps the complexity of doing WebSocket with Node: http://t.co/KmFctmeSih

2014/03/04

Spring XD for data processing. http://t.co/STKBjK0q9f

2014/03/04

RT @Krinkle8: Imagine a system where a man gives you a chuck-e-cheese token every hour you let your car idle. Realize that system exists an…

2014/03/01

Ever wondered what that little "℮" sign on packages meant? http://t.co/sN8rCgxbnZ

2014/03/01

My goodness, but Mathematica has really grown up.

2014/02/28

When I grow up one day, I want to be @stephen_wolfram https://t.co/Nio9trD82m

2014/02/28

Refused to display 'https://t.co/kAcvE88kYG' in a frame because it set 'X-Frame-Options' to 'deny'.

2014/02/27

I abandoned VIM+Ensime a while ago now. Will NeoVim come with easier integration? https://t.co/Ewhm9YLPWf http://t.co/ekcwHIrfr5

2014/02/27

A hilarious view of cash. http://t.co/r2rY6Eb5CA

2014/02/27

Using jsonDiffPatch for awesome off-line editing of app data, and synchronising changes when connectivity resumes: https://t.co/eGHbMUWdRg

2014/02/27

THE best combo ever: five points railway porter ale & the fish board. /cc @TheBullandLast

2014/02/22

So, when's MacroMedia going to release a new version of DreamWeaver?

2014/02/21

Last Boss by A_Rival http://t.co/c2Kd8qMVo5 via @earbits /cc @8bitpimp

2014/02/21

RT @patriknw: Try the new @typesafe Activator tutorial describing #Akka persistence with cluster sharding. http://t.co/xPg4NfdJ9R

2014/02/21

RT @turnkeyanalyst: An After-Hours Arbitrage Opportunity: $50k to $760k in 12 years? http://t.co/WJclzBZMoC

2014/02/20

"I burnt all your letters." "No, you didn't." http://t.co/eQTgdGjQda

2014/02/19

Is software "craftsmanship" and startup-esque rapid iteration mutually exclusive? TL;DR -- gotta launch this week.

2014/02/17

RT @imhobson: BBC News - Flood Hack event looks to help relief efforts http://t.co/EqOfB8gdn1

2014/02/17

RT @mengwong: "i need to find a CTO for my tech startup" sounds a bit like "i want to start a rock band, but I don't sing or play any instr…

2014/02/16

Found this at the local market, and half the bottle will be gone by tonight. /cc @fistfulofspice http://t.co/pHpVZmzDJB

2014/02/16

Buggered? http://t.co/G0n2OmPexU

2014/02/15

Handy full stack Python reference http://t.co/7qCU4gEX6E

2014/02/15

I keep giving my Jinja2 files a .js extension.

2014/02/14

So, it turns out Firefox tools has CSS selector, whilst Chrome doesn't. Flip-flopping again.

2014/02/13

Tried "site:http://t.co/cIbSwxPv3W xpath" on Google, but not getting anything. Anyone got any pointers?

2014/02/13

Pressed Ctrl-s in tmux? This works too: http://t.co/3YadTnJBZe

2014/02/13

Can all marshalling/serialization/mapping Java-land tools support joda-time by default already. EVERYONE's fricking using it.

2014/02/13

Hmm, what me building? curl http://localhost:3002/api/sentence/The/quick -> "word: brown, with score 2.0 word: blue, with score 3.0"

2014/02/12

Heard any good things about http://t.co/vw5lElKBre ? /cc @StephenInk @LawrieARussell

2014/02/12

Join the #DontSpyOnUs campaign calling for an end to UK mass surveillance … https://t.co/o52DZ5Ts42 #thedaywefightback

2014/02/11

@businessinsider how often is your RSS feed updated?

2014/02/11

RT @jmspool: The Sochi Olympics will provide me with presentation examples for decades to come. http://t.co/qVt6t1CONL

2014/02/10

Scrapinghub is hiring a Python Developer (Web Crawling & Data Processing) at https://t.co/7uKxEVpYLI

2014/02/10

Disenfranchised by my 1st foray into Scala: Lift. Still no reliable enum ser/deser support after 4 years. https://t.co/m0pVtyUK4s

2014/02/10

RT @BarisBalic: If you think programming with dates is shit right now, wait until we colonize somewhere with a different solar orbit.

2014/02/10

A great argument for building stuff all the time. http://t.co/2NoTtzd1Xe

2014/02/10

Baby crisps: ever-so-slightly flavoured air. http://t.co/odBAWxvdsg

2014/02/08

Don't Spy on Us! Today is #thedaywefightback against mass surveillance. Take action now to reform UK spying law. http://t.co/bvMC0aNy0d

2014/02/08

RT @xenophin: Legitimacy of "Social" in question? Twitter shares drop on engagement miss. Google+ adoption forced? Facebook love: http://t.…

2014/02/07

AWS Tips I Wish I'd Known Before I Started http://t.co/RKWEQRIUck

2014/02/07

I'm using Circa News to read and follow headline news on the go. Check it out: http://t.co/6RvWwUQRxX

2014/02/07

RT @kylebragger: The "try to get really big, sign up many, many users, and worry about $ later" model is fast dying.

2014/02/07

Sun's StarOffice has come a long way. https://t.co/FfwI4eBKGM Anyone doing @JuliaLanguage integration with Calc?

2014/02/07

RT @jeffnoon: He’s ghost-written 19 memoirs: footballer biogs, pop star dramas, an MP’s apologia. And every 527th word of all these books: …

2014/02/06

RT @tobes: Great work by #wayrafamily members @datamolino on a significant raise even in private beta: http://t.co/7HxNTrOLxD

2014/02/06

RT @xenophin: Good grief @klout New version isn't exactly incremental ... who are you?

2014/02/06

RT @revdancatt: Prettier this week, @thelonggoodread cover automatically generated based on top news story tag clusters, i.e. maths. http:/…

2014/02/06

Been using 2-prong Cloud backup (Git for code, Dropbox for "stuff") for years now, but can anyone espouse the virtues of home NAS?

2014/02/06

Not only is Svenska a sing-song language, or Sweden the 3rd biggest exporter of music, but they write all the songs. http://t.co/NcTrBIs2hQ

2014/02/05

No Netflix or catch-up for a week, but the cold callers can still get through. Cc @VirginMediaTV

2014/02/05

Twitter is different now, and LinkedIn is "Sorry, your inbox is currently experiencing problems. Please try again." Feeling disoriented.

2014/02/03

@JuliaLanguage devs, VIM or Julia Studio? http://t.co/cPCp88tTUZ

2014/02/02

Media Blacks Out New Snowden Interview The Government Doesn’t Want You to See http://t.co/xvWdUisKxw

2014/02/02

@VirginMediaTV it sucks that you guys don't work on weekends. I've had an N33 since yesterday already. https://t.co/G2NpqJ1k3X

2014/02/02

Dear Brick-and-mortar Shop's website, when use your search function with "opening times", please don't respond with "Product not found".

2014/02/02

Daniel Craig looks a bit like Alfred E. Neuman.

2014/02/01

RT @realjuliegraham: Form an orderly queue http://t.co/9x8xop9lhL

2014/02/01

RT @Jas0nHarringt0n: One thing I left out of that Politico piece: HELL YES airport employees often drink those bottles of alcohol you surre…

2014/02/01

Fella on bus has the shaven bits drawn in with a black tatt (or Sharpie, budget permitting). Photo doing no justice. http://t.co/knSgpnkEt5

2014/01/31

@HampusAhlgren My pre- @SiliconDrinkabt thing took too long. Next Friday definitely.

2014/01/31

Ooh... Moar data. http://t.co/B3MCpSejrL

2014/01/31

Yay. StackExchange on Android. (am I late to the party again?) http://t.co/z8PBWSMqFV

2014/01/31

RT @mahemoff: StackExchange for Android: Screenshots and First Impressions https://t.co/YJwCCAU4PU http://t.co/OUertSu1IK

2014/01/31

Table booking apps are inconsistently including/excluding my good self when specifying "number of guests". MY guests or YOUR guests?

2014/01/31

Bit disconcerting suddenly getting a "Permissions 0664 for '/home/me/.ssh/id_rsa' are too open."

2014/01/31

Nice little http://t.co/ZjZGTwec7g glitch on my Android there... http://t.co/jvj3YjfNgU

2014/01/30

NOT what I expect when listening to @mastodonmusic on Grooveshark. http://t.co/M0KIXe3ZPo

2014/01/30

So, does @github 's editor add newlines, or did I accidentally elbow the wrong key? http://t.co/o1IRS78BYl

2014/01/30

Nice one, GIMP... You're now crashing my *nix AND Mac machines.

2014/01/30

More jq fun🔗

More jq fun

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[tech]

2014/01/29

Bash2Scala: for D in $(curl https://t.co/IBtewkCEcp | jq '.["england-and-wales"].events[] | .date') ; do echo "new DateTime($D)," ; done

2014/01/29

Brilliant. You can trust @GOVUK for being developer friendly by just appending .json onto pages. See https://t.co/IBtewkCEcp

2014/01/29

Also, starting to wonder which of our NGOs are government-funded propaganda agencies, and which aren't.

2014/01/29

RT @wildfoodie1: No mention of yesterday's disastrous House of Lords vote in Today's running order? #gagginglaw @BBCr4today

2014/01/29

Wrong link. I think this is it: https://t.co/yWYN5XsFS3

2014/01/28

Spec for tomorrow's coding challenge. http://t.co/oyoQ8SBfnc

2014/01/28

Finally, after a year of carefully managing my time spent with @github (disclaimer: it's fake) http://t.co/ncdMItm6wf

2014/01/28

Should I bother with my AngelList profile?

2014/01/28

Android Studio VS Eclipse...

2014/01/28

Freelance/contract work really are like London buses.

2014/01/28

Commute reading: the world's simplest lock free hash table. http://t.co/T4K8Gx2zQm

2014/01/28

RT @DriesSmit: Aviva | The Business Exchange - pledging to support fintech startup community http://t.co/3nLRsMn91w

2014/01/28

Chisel Spotting. /cc @chizcw http://t.co/Il5phA8xDb

2014/01/28

Standing desk + this = boogie time. http://t.co/fEOxjyjB9A

2014/01/27

A day of a rare occurrences: breakfast at Ottolenghi's, and picking up the wedding bands in Hatton Gardens.

2014/01/26

These "range eggs" are apparently free, but the security guard didn't think so... http://t.co/dJDGT8xCzA

2014/01/25

RT @nightzookeeper: Night Zookeeper Classroom Launches today! Contact us on here for a personal demo: http://t.co/xxdouISIEh Happy #BETT2014

2014/01/24

RT @thingsbydan: I'm going to the post office soon, so if anyone else wants to buy a comic from me, now is the time; http://t.co/hphXScocFW

2014/01/24

Are you a real man? Please buy my angle grinder, then. http://t.co/bo9LQHvms3

2014/01/24

How did you allow this on this site? @UKChange https://t.co/REVMsTG4SV

2014/01/24

RT @wtrsld: This really should be the only thing you are referring to when you say, "Big Data". http://t.co/niCdZRYA4G

2014/01/23

Hi @lfeatherstone. Please don't reverse the Lords' improvements to the #LobbyingBill: http://t.co/dmRdcMcetc

2014/01/21

Is 2014 the year in which all companies discard your marketing preferences?

2014/01/16

That moment when client #1's AngularJS app (forgotten tab) polls client #2's API... yes, the one I'm working on right now.

2014/01/15

And they would really be archiving behind the scenes. http://t.co/WpXniduNqn

2014/01/15

Self assessment bonus: when you figure out HMRC actually owes YOU a thousand pounds.

2014/01/13

RT @Wehtam: Looking for a shit-hot front end freelancer. Preferably someone with an eye for an ability to design as well! Please rt.

2014/01/13

Brave New World realised, and now Fahrenheit 451. http://t.co/vdLt9dk5fk

2014/01/10

I love that word: nostrils.

2014/01/10

About to take the Tube for the first time in months. My nostrils already hate me for it.

2014/01/10

Please recommend an app which recommends which MOOC course to take next based on previous courses. Should span all alternatives.

2014/01/08

The fun & free @MyVisualDNA Personality Quiz just blew my mind, it's crazy accurate. Discover your true #personality https://t.co/3mFs7eGx0C

2014/01/08

Missing those Cakewalk Pro Audio sessions from a previous life. http://t.co/KD2XMnmWtG

2014/01/08

I just registered uys.io with @iWantMyName! Check if yours is still available here: http://t.co/5anMvNrNuV

2014/01/08

OK, @intellijidea -- the gloves are off.

2014/01/08

I don't always eat fresh pesto, but when I do, I eat my own fresh pesto.

2014/01/07

Can anyone recommend a solar panel setup with which to trickle-charge a @Dremel multitool?

2014/01/07

Who wants to start a betting shop with me? Takes/pays Bitcoin. I'll dev, and you set up odds.

2014/01/06

<generic remarks about the weather>

2014/01/03

RT @DerrenBrown: Mazeballs. http://t.co/52ek7d16Om

2014/01/01

I can't believe I'm turning 36 next year...

2014/01/01

This is an automated "Happy New Year" from me, because I will probably be asleep.

2014/01/01

2103 — the year's code and tooling in review🔗

A few words about the new tools and skills I picked up in 2013, and my old favourites.

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[tech, life]

2013/12/31

#code2013 Scala, Python, Java, R, Dart, JavaScript and the tiniest amount of Haskell.

2013/12/30

RT @bitfield: On the phone talking my Mum through installing LogMeIn so I can remote enable her mic in Skype to talk her through fixing her…

2013/12/28

Using single and double pipes in Scala conditionals🔗

Using single and double pipes in Scala conditionals

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2013/12/27

Global Health Data Exchange data available for download http://t.co/bXdtD2M3GY

2013/12/27

RT @stevelosh: HTTP status ranges in a nutshell: 1xx: hold on 2xx: here you go 3xx: go away 4xx: you fucked up 5xx: I fucked up

2013/12/27

The @Pocket top ten in 2013 http://t.co/GtNPayiBMi

2013/12/17

RT @Java_Calling: @opyate I tried gently shaking you first, but you just wouldn't wake up.

2013/12/16

I love how the morning's first coffee punches you in the stomach. "Good morning! BHAM!" like a jock.

2013/12/16

Heuristics🔗

One of the most powerful concepts of all time.

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2013/12/13

@StephenSquidInk Are you participating in @ludumdare ?

2013/12/13

I read 3,791,200 words in @Pocket this year! See my #pocketstats for 2013: http://t.co/gRePqi2ykg

2013/12/12

#scala #sbt A good reference: http://t.co/f3aHlRujU7

2013/12/12

Emailing a scan to myself with @HP PhotoSmart: 8 button taps with almost 30 seconds wait between each. Shirley...

2013/12/11

This song changed me life; my new jam; etc http://t.co/GX0WPYKqW2

2013/12/11

Today's date won't happen for another 100 years: 11/12/13

2013/12/11

I'm using the Self Assessment Game Plan from FreeAgent. Sign up: http://t.co/qGgo34VT1p

2013/12/05

Nice addition to our fireplace this Xmas https://t.co/IE4ioDQq3X

2013/12/04

Any chance you can put the forum reply text in the email? Would save me a couple of clicks... @Skype http://t.co/LJRyoyMcru

2013/12/03

Project Euler 18 and 67 in Scala using foldRight, zip and sliding🔗

Project Euler 18 and 67 in Scala using foldRight, zip and sliding

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2013/11/28

Project Euler 18 and 67 in #Scala using foldRight, zip and sliding. http://t.co/AHANDXFpHj /cc @toptalllc

2013/11/28

The great thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.

2013/11/27

I'm starting a death metal band for coffee lovers called Children Of Bodum. /cc cobhc http://t.co/tHk2Su2Iy7

2013/11/20

This goes on the wall in the kitchen when I'm done with it. http://t.co/XpJ6d7rFSm

2013/11/19

Using different colours for the circuit lines makes it a bit easier to trace. #reactive #scala http://t.co/anmHMipip6

2013/11/19

Yay, @netflix on @virginmedia.

2013/11/14

Any freelance coders out there have experience with Toptal? http://t.co/eyNtMapcv5

2013/11/12

A webwords Chef cookbook🔗

A webwords Chef cookbook

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2013/11/10

I see... Hiroshima/Nagasaki. #RorschachDoodle http://t.co/PAAOdB9IWQ

2013/11/08

How very meta. http://t.co/PHLKlMdP5f

2013/11/08

Anyone else cringe a bit at the job title "solutions architect"?

2013/11/08

Reactive Stocks is the new Webwords. #scala https://t.co/rT9muUMxch /cc @_JamesWard

2013/11/07

Play (Scala) with play-yeoman - Typesafe Activator – Typesafe Reactive Platform - Typesafe http://t.co/gMlwMYd3cW

2013/11/07

Yes, marketing is hard. http://t.co/tuYZZhbM3I

2013/11/07

@N22WoodGreen the 8 'o clock news of June 13th 2000 was a timeless classic. Might watch it again some time :-P

2013/11/07

Why on earth is my @virginmedia box recording the news at 10?

2013/11/06

What are your three? http://t.co/imjKqZnpGF

2013/11/06

Zeke, is your new name Griffin? :-) @rustyZeke http://t.co/Fm2VTqt68G

2013/11/06

Full stack #Scala dev just became available. Previous project was a credit monitoring system for a client in California. Remote only.

2013/11/06

Pretty-print JSON in vim🔗

My new favourite way to pretty-print JSON in vim

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2013/11/05

@state please send me a link to the "signup done" video. Sadly, I can't view it on your site.

2013/11/05

"gaming industry ETF" sounds so much better than "sin stocks".

2013/11/05

Dell XPS 13 LE🔗

The final nail in the coffin for Apple products at Grumble Abode.

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2013/11/02

♜♞♝♛♚♝♞♜ ♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟  ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓  ▓ ▓♙▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ ▓ ♙♙♙ ♙♙♙♙ ♖♘♗♕♔♗♘♖ It's your turn.

2013/11/02

AngularJS and Internet Explorer woes🔗

Aka endless clicking on crossbrowsertesting.com and why I love being a backend programmer.

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2013/11/01

The most fun I had all week... http://t.co/IBgTf2FGru

2013/11/01

Five birds and a branch just blew past. #stormageddon

2013/10/28

Right, my house is 130 years old and thusly survived a couple of storms already. Right!? *cowering in the corner*

2013/10/28

I emailed my MP and urged them http://t.co/AqtxLuSawF

2013/10/27

All new #scala projects provisioned with Vagrant + vim + ensime. http://t.co/azM6aLhlMb

2013/10/25

Crikey, @PBS... TWO modals? http://t.co/Uf2iyedoh9

2013/10/25

Shame on me for not noticing the sneaky "insurance" that @ThreeUK signed me up for a year ago. You loose me after this contract :(

2013/10/25

˙˙˙ʎɐp ƃuol ɐ ǝq oʇ ʇno ƃuıuɹnʇ sı sıɥʇ

2013/10/21

I'm building a ship in a bottle, but the bottle is opaque and my thumbs are on backwards. #CodingForIE8Analogy http://t.co/TkGi8HsAkY

2013/10/18

Grooveshark listeners talking about Python right now on http://t.co/rRuP2xdIyJ

2013/10/16

Nice to see Dell will helpfully enable BIOS settings for you at a fiver a pop. http://t.co/KU5Uihrgfi

2013/10/16

Yum, Friday Frittata. http://t.co/15pYEftJ7R

2013/10/16

This sucks: @haringeycouncil electoral register and now @nhsdirect selling personal data to marketers unless one explicitly opts out.

2013/10/16

Quora reminds me of http://t.co/MQBiHNghgn http://t.co/ELemmk2jdr

2013/10/16

Tip of the hat to Mr. Russell. http://t.co/dblEwGaHAQ

2013/10/15

I love Scala. https://t.co/9HKIOzSoGL

2013/10/15

I work from home, so this makes no sense. #activitytracker http://t.co/Xay0AgS7Lu

2013/10/14

Devs, please recommend a great *nix-compatible developer laptop. The un-upgradability of the Air spoilt Apple products for me.

2013/10/08

Squares A and B are the same colour. http://t.co/BljMisVlAI

2013/10/08

Got my first ever cold call from a machine. Shall we campaign for it to be made illegal? /cc @gladstonebrooke

2013/10/07

Mac OS X "say" works OK with Google voice search.

2013/10/07

Selects text in source file. ⌘-C. Selects text in target file. Presses ⌘-C again. Damnit.

2013/10/03

Just coded "print cash" in a Python script and had a bit of a chuckle. #FeelingNaughty

2013/10/03

Just recently got UK residency, so would it be cocky to go to a FOS rally? https://t.co/X6QXeAXSJ8

2013/10/01

Turns out anyone can be a mother. http://t.co/QNV2Uf3MDh

2013/09/29

Jamie's 15 minute meals takes us hours. http://t.co/aIAyH2f6CE

2013/09/20

(nice!) 7 command-line tools for data science http://t.co/clMfNeODmZ via @jeroenhjanssens

2013/09/20

nullGotta love this bit of irony in Game Dev Story for Android. http://t.co/C9A4Dchu7w

2013/09/18

Good coding music from Philly. http://t.co/0DdXOQvFdP

2013/09/18

Local doc asking my newborn for feedback. http://t.co/3Wy1Yv9IvF

2013/09/17

My colleagues and I. http://t.co/R7k7lsawPC

2013/09/11

"Electronic for work" getting me right into the zone. http://t.co/jdo5Mb8pU6 via @earbits

2013/09/10

Just downloaded an interview with Pat Dorsey on moats. Great insights! @manualofideas http://t.co/HskLFnbUzO

2013/09/09

I predict that tomorrow will be a totally random day.

2013/09/09

Could someone please reinvent the pull tab on milk? http://t.co/9s1npaP1r4

2013/09/07

My working days have now fallen into a 6AM-9AM, 4PM-late pattern. #WFHdad

2013/09/06

Hello, good evening, and so long Sir David.

2013/09/01

RT @afneil: Shocked and saddened: Veteran broadcaster Sir David Frost has died at the age of 74, his family said in a statement today.

2013/09/01

sudo docker "Segmentation Fault or Critical Error encountered. Dumping core and aborting." Oh, dear.

2013/08/30

I'm a Grade-A Damascus finder! 23 miles away, better than 97% of people. Can you get closer? http://t.co/roOZB2apTj

2013/08/29

Cringing at old me again. Seems there were a lot of "major browsers" in 2005. http://t.co/V9UySjsAm1

2013/08/29

Little Snitch showing Adobe's Updater making a request *every second*, and generally not being a good citizen. http://t.co/mqPSenWgTo

2013/08/29

RT @LawrieARussell: Valve just Greenlit more than 100 games. Trash TV wasn't one but I've jumped over a hundred places closer to the top 10…

2013/08/29

Dear Twitter, please recommend alternatives to Skype for cheap international phone calls from my computer. Thanks!

2013/08/28

Does anyone else's OSX Clock widgets reset sometimes? SF always reverts to London for me. http://t.co/sqYgXarEnc

2013/08/28

I invented the Infinite Die. It's a perfect sphere. All you need now is an infinitely powerful microscope to read the up face.

2013/08/27

I'm taking Computational Investing, Part I from @georgiatech on @Coursera! https://t.co/qQCr063A8O #compinvesting1

2013/08/26

I forget life before bottled water. Did we go into shops asking for a glass of water, or did we just drink less water?

2013/08/26

RT @HistoricalPics: "There's no way like the American Way", a breadline during the Louisville Flood in 1937, by Margaret Bourke-White. http…

2013/08/25

It's especially funny hearing recordings of "4AM me" the next day talking absolute bollocks. There should be a Tumblr for that.

2013/08/24

I love how my Android's bright screen and a fumbling around to find Voice Recorder app just obliterates genius dream ideas.

2013/08/24

@stef The original data necklace. http://t.co/pWDP7ip77Z

2013/08/23

When I buy a 3D scanner and printer I'm going to repeatedly scan/print the same thing to see what it converges to.

2013/08/23

Web developers and designers everywhere: please make a:visited a different colour, for crying out loud.

2013/08/23

Dear Twitter, please recommend a good accountant who knows about R&D tax credits and double taxation. Dank je hartelijk.

2013/08/23

@GoReadRss Google Reader had Konami code. Just sayin'.

2013/08/22

Ha! So, in 2002 I quit my unlucrative career as a muzo, shaved my head, and whipped up this little number. http://t.co/IzhRIdszr0

2013/08/22

Good lord. I found my website from the 90s. http://t.co/3BMYE8TDmo

2013/08/22

At Grumble Abode we pull our own pork. http://t.co/QTdPXfCntA

2013/08/20

Luckily my daughter is still quite content with the drink on the left. http://t.co/5KFw9dXZoM

2013/08/20

"@mashifesto: @opyate Here's your Mashifesto! http://t.co/Tapv4KrbR5" Amen to that!

2013/08/16

Hello @mashifesto

2013/08/16

Now THIS is how one does reverse engineering. http://t.co/ZUl8qKUDpA

2013/08/16

b.H[XVh] = new YaD; oh, hello 6 'o clock beer

2013/08/16

Stepping through 100k line long pretty printed obfuscated code in a closed/bloated/overpriced web app, and craving the 6 'o clock beer.

2013/08/16

Creating a faster horse will probably mean doing a lot more than simply A/B testing what grain you feed it. http://t.co/RjPqpwEnCp

2013/08/15

What bugs you most about being a freelancer? https://t.co/Gt7yofC2Bd

2013/08/15

"J. Doe has indicated you are a person they've done business with at Someone I've Never Heard Of LTD". Oh, @LinkedIn

2013/08/14

Ashton Kutcher just told me to be sexy.

2013/08/13

RT @ihateryanair: Tune on Monday night for "Ryanair: Secrets from the Cockpit". Channel 4. #ihateryanair #ryanair http://t.co/YMr7yuvLKv

2013/08/12

Who still builds WAP sites? http://t.co/ORUjIwysP0

2013/08/12

Sunday morning business model canvas development. http://t.co/dsvoefaPsj http://t.co/W6yNmxAgON

2013/08/11

RT @philip_dodson: Work is no longer a place 21st century working is all about connections, collaboration & self-employment Connect at @…

2013/08/10

Yay, new b cards courtesy of @overheardatmoo and peopleperhour. http://t.co/biK5LS4iz2

2013/08/10

1Bashword: 1Password for hackers. https://t.co/gfxoTNfZns

2013/08/09

Bravo, señor @stephenfry http://t.co/e7dlrM4f28

2013/08/07

My late uncle Donald has the coolest gravestone ever. http://t.co/eJjOOlFpLe

2013/08/07

These guys never have the style I want... http://t.co/MqaOQW6NIb

2013/08/01

Once upon a time, Gmail helped me block spam. Now it's a bit different. http://t.co/XhFDJnraQ8

2013/07/31

Can anyone recommend an adjustable table à la GeekDesk with UK distribution?

2013/07/31

I'm creating some amazing sites on http://t.co/IjWDgkZliw. Check it out! http://t.co/XM0tmmlyoS #webflow

2013/07/30

I love when @facebook mobile does this. http://t.co/gvEVTyh5Re

2013/07/29

@stef How do I get the message back out?

2013/07/28

We'll join you guys again next year, once we've put USB ports in all these fluffy toys. @imhobsonhttp://t.co/fxqAsSUtdB

2013/07/28

The Final Odyssey. http://t.co/I9gsbnJtWX

2013/07/27

I love how the HP printer malfunction help page has a "print this page" icon in the top left corner. http://t.co/CBWB3sCJdL

2013/07/27

Rated B (for Baby) and needing a lullaby to paralyse so mummy and daddy can snooze! /cc @imhobsonhttp://t.co/y0K7aaf2DF

2013/07/26

I'd love to see NYC finally... @GA: https://t.co/NFbVjwg6Xy

2013/07/26

Coding music. http://t.co/lwgAfytPM7 via @earbits

2013/07/25

I got to Level 8 and completed "You Can't Write Proper English Under Pressure"! Bet you can't. http://t.co/N4PilxkzFW

2013/07/24

@first_direct thanks for hole-punching my statements. It's the little things :-)

2013/07/24

@virginmedia you show an HTC phone, which implies an Android app. Please send me the link to the app! http://t.co/a9YNgcPEDA

2013/07/24

Yeah, uhm... thanks @LinkedIn. http://t.co/32zrE3lN4K

2013/07/21

Freelancing websites. No wonder "previous guy didn't deliver; burnt out" if you're only willing to spend £500 for an e-commerce site.

2013/07/21

@Janrain http://t.co/puSwVbpvxx having a bad day?

2013/07/20

http://t.co/mYkJdjBhyp Error. Can't log into stackoverflow. Gah.

2013/07/20

Failed startup #2🔗

Failed startup #2

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2013/07/19

I won the One-Second Stopwatch Game in 3 tries! Bet you can't beat me. http://t.co/jXACpFxgCV

2013/07/18

Click on this. Just do it. https://t.co/NFbVjwg6Xy

2013/07/18

Redefine thyself.🔗

Big changes ahead.

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2013/07/16

So much for streaming 2 hours' worth of Chopin on YouTube via Virgin TiVo. http://t.co/zrCHpcG1Bb

2013/07/15

My draft to published ratio is 10 to 1. Sometimes risque; mostly crap.

2013/07/15

Sometimes out on a limb. Sometimes out on a mattress. http://t.co/cWjA2r5ZkM

2013/07/13

Dear Twitter, I might need to be a WFH dad soon, and I heard Wordpress is where the money is. Please confirm.

2013/07/08

If you're a newborn parent, and your steriliser broke, make sure you're not too knackered and do this... http://t.co/ce9BXxSUwi

2013/07/06

June 28th, 2013 -- the best day of my life. http://t.co/CZfrNxOLSt

2013/07/01

RT @aloiscochard: Thanks to @springrod keynote, I'm now convinced that I'm definitely not a enterprise programmer. I'm a poet, a passionate…

2013/06/25

Announcement: "Delay; person being removed from train at Finsbury Park." I can already see a team of BTPs with spatulas.

2013/06/25

@N22WoodGreen someone lost a kitty: http://t.co/Tuf4y89v0H

2013/06/25

Eggs and black coffee second day running. This girl must really like me. http://t.co/OHTwNsYmJB

2013/06/25

Like that 30 second mix of Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik Movement 1 when being kept waiting on the phone...

2013/06/24

Dear Twittersphere, what is the equivalent of a précis for a single song?

2013/06/24

RT @danbri: Well, I'm with Obama on this. https://t.co/2wPlHY28cO

2013/06/22

RT @notch: http://t.co/2bApKiORKF

2013/06/22

RT @revdancatt: Conflicted now as to whether I get more or less privacy when I VPN to the USA. Like a priority on who gets to spy on my tra…

2013/06/21

Summer solstice in the UK: the weather will continue to be contrary and the days will now start to get warmer.

2013/06/21

RT @simondevonshire: My latest blog post - to successfully grow a start-up, I believe it is the most important post I've written so far: ht…

2013/06/21

Hmmm, that new LAMY ink is water soluble, then. Nananananana... http://t.co/PZQbfcwrPD

2013/06/21

The Arab-Israeli conflict is far-reaching: http://t.co/G62ngq109K (or is it the Israeli-Arab conflict?)

2013/06/20

@Zaizi are you recording your ElasticSearch webinar at 4 today? Mightn't make it.

2013/06/20

I've always wanted to learn how to speak ދިވެހިބަސް

2013/06/19

Almost all forums ever: 2007: Hi, I have a problem… 2013: Me too. Did you manage to fix it?

2013/06/19

I love Marshall amps, and I love beer. And then I saw this. http://t.co/ppNxsnNMkP

2013/06/19

RT @jongold: “If you work in a big Java shop you really need a scrum master” “If you work in a big Java shop you really need to reassess yo…

2013/06/19

This. http://t.co/ZjYD2VYJO9

2013/06/18

My MP would probably not endorse this... /cc @lfeatherstone http://t.co/2rceKjuWdd

2013/06/14

RT @djmidwood: The problem with having a really bad taste in movies is that Netflix only suggests bad movies

2013/06/13

Redefine thyself. http://t.co/pJ75ueqKSm

2013/06/11

I'm thirsty now. Thanks @byronhamburgers http://t.co/4dlYmb95o0

2013/06/11

Decided to call a new app hyphen-dash-minusminushyphen.

2013/06/11

I haven't seen any of the Superman films. Am I missing anything?

2013/06/11

Yeah, so much more fun than pencils and a make-up brush. http://t.co/2oDgN7dWdg

2013/06/10

3 down, 2 to go. (couples from our NCT group having their babies, and we're last...) The heat is on!

2013/06/10

RT @EFF: Hey, NSA agents: long week? If you pick up some beer and come by our office, we'll pay you back. Check our bank accounts, we're go…

2013/06/09

Sweet, just found this on @grooveshark http://t.co/TE6zSfaNKP

2013/06/09

RT @henryflintzombo: R.I.P. Iain Banks

2013/06/09

Yay, Web Intelligence and Big Data statement of achievement received. https://t.co/YBjFbITDNt

2013/06/09

Grey Sunday morning music. The weather goes well iwth the album cover too. http://t.co/9BnzoaHoVr

2013/06/09

RT @djmidwood: So, when do we get the High Scalability article on NSA's tech stack?

2013/06/08

One megabyte of portable memory. I love technology. http://t.co/nJPy97GR4o

2013/06/08

RT @MMFlint: In honor of "1984", the NYTimes alters the words of its own editorial-as if no one would notice: http://t.co/hnT5fuK3Wt Yes, i…

2013/06/07

RT @hendrixart: I'm totally over personally fulfilling work that leaves me with a sense of purpose and meaning. I'd like a cash cow.

2013/06/06

All my gesture drawings look the same: girl with smartphone, girl with smartphone wearing Uggs, girl with phone and Uggs smoking fag.

2013/06/06

Is your partner female? If there's only 1 thing you should know about her, this is it: it's not about the nail. http://t.co/Fnt7n74wRm

2013/06/06

None of my friends put their pencils behind their ears. http://t.co/TPPSiB0Gaz

2013/06/05

Monkey-armed neighbour on Tube is tickling me (both wearing tees). Oh, crap. He read my Tweet as I typed it.

2013/06/05

Monkey-armed neighbour on Tube is tickling me. Oh, crap. He read my Tweet as I typed it.

2013/06/05

RT @lfeatherstone: It's not yet clear who bought the missing Banksy but I call upon them to make it public so we can all enjoy it or return…

2013/06/04

Achievement unlocked: underachiever.

2013/06/04

One does not visit the Swedish modular furniture shop without sticking a couple of korv down ye throat… http://t.co/YUOf4oRoG6

2013/06/02

RT @thingsbydan: Just saw a little orange frog on the floor. Looked closer to see it was actually a little orange poop in the shape of a li…

2013/06/02

@Zipcar, you guys should really just operate a local IKEA shuttle service.

2013/06/02

Brilliant, thanks. MT @NaoBrown: @opyate Winsor & Newton. Just had to buy some more Cadmium Red, funnily enough.

2013/05/31

@NaoBrown What brand of travel water colour do you use?

2013/05/31

Discharging projectiles in the general direction of harbingers once more.

2013/05/30

Gotta love the endless t.co redirects when browsing Twitter feeds on a not-so-reliable-nor-superfast network.

2013/05/30

RT @scottlynch78: Sad and startled to learn of the loss of Jack Vance, a major personal inspiration. Sort of hoped he'd just hang around fo…

2013/05/30

RT @TottJournal: #Banksy owners have 'last chance to do the right thing', says @lfeatherstone: http://t.co/VM61VN7tub

2013/05/29

I lusted over this when I was about 5. http://t.co/eX8z5fWsah

2013/05/29

My Top 0 #lastfm Artists:

2013/05/29

RT @jackiesaik: Laptop Steering Wheel Desk. Be sure to check out the 13 pages of customer images for all the laughs. http://t.co/9IMyT1G6hn

2013/05/28

Outrageous, no? @Jeremy_Hunt wants to put a cap on GP visits. http://t.co/0c9BpfK28V

2013/05/28

Oh, dear... Smartphones should not have a flashlight app, so you don't end up using it in… http://t.co/vafnI8hGlE

2013/05/26

Using The Dino That Pooped Xmas as my guide. No, seriously: I don't have one of those 30cm rulers. http://t.co/It034QWJIz

2013/05/25

Digging Chopin's piano chops. http://t.co/kN1GUMl8qz

2013/05/25

6 and a half years since my last Flickr upload. The new look makes me want to wait another 6 and a half years. http://t.co/VLShvldHty

2013/05/24

A not entirely terrible extension to a corner office. http://t.co/iylRi23e4M

2013/05/24

Excited about this butterfly poem I conjured, then my phone corrected it to butterfly porn. Now I'm onto something completely different.

2013/05/24

RT @stephen_collins: I'm doing a comics talk/signing thing with @EyeDotter, @NaoBrown and @paul_gravett on Sunday. Come! http://t.co/KKakDn…

2013/05/23

RT @bridger_w: Do you struggle with rational thinking and basic literacy? Let us know in the comments below

2013/05/23

If you want to send someone a virus, just make it larger than 25MB. http://t.co/YWSJCw85zn

2013/05/23

Ask your mobile provider what's happening to your data! http://t.co/0ofmTIZIbn

2013/05/22

Have to remember to keep moving at Homebase. Got a couple of ants up my trouser legs now.

2013/05/21

"Q: I do not know my parents’ ID numbers. A: Call your parents, siblings and/or other relatives and ask." Right. http://t.co/LGouucZAOX

2013/05/21

RT @djmidwood: Hahahaah, Catbearding is a thing https://t.co/JJ249i52x3

2013/05/21

I never knew about kill cords on boats, but it makes perfect sense. https://t.co/4h6rwPw7Xj via @change

2013/05/21

That weird moment in the mall when the disco song on the radio is the same tempo as your walking pace.

2013/05/21

RT @lfeatherstone: First round of votes went well. Fingers crossed for round 2 at 10pm #EqualMarriage

2013/05/20

Google has now become synonymous with the web for my dear mother. "Can you put your photos on Google?"

2013/05/20

Handy bookshelf above the top staircase. Hacking my house. http://t.co/IqCRhtgfE8

2013/05/19

On this day in 1954 the U.S. Supreme Court outlawed racial segregation in public schools. http://t.co/iY88xVOGt0

2013/05/17

An Android alarm clock which notices you've been about for an hour already, and doesn't do that annoying chime mid coffee pour. #idea

2013/05/16

Not knowing what the hell I was going for, Volume XII. http://t.co/oK42dWMjMG

2013/05/15

The Don'ts and Dos of the English language: don't reverse your irreversible binomials! http://t.co/Skb47H7S2p

2013/05/15

Octoracer hates losing. http://t.co/tHQSrLDz6w

2013/05/15

I love freebies long time. /cc @cultpens http://t.co/z4JGD1sTcm

2013/05/14

I suppose the "dot com" bit in a URL isn't necessary... (dot TLD for the pendants) http://t.co/V3Dl7HNNzS

2013/05/14

@EE I'm not your customer, but I'll sell you my data for a good price. I was thinking lower 6 figures.

2013/05/14

First ever @moleskine sketch book; much excite!

2013/05/14

RT @caitlinmoran: Disney make the cool ginger dead-shot princess from "Brave" sexier. WELL DONE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS: http://t.co/cxZLh2s1Do

2013/05/13

Captain Borg's Eye. http://t.co/WFRLhYWM0j

2013/05/13

RT @bengoldacre: Wow. EverythingEverywhere customers: EE is selling your location data, calls and texts to IpsosMori, in Times today http:/…

2013/05/12

Fantasy Sunday Morning. http://t.co/UWTzqvTGzO

2013/05/12

Over-sharing things like the fact that I'm making a roux. http://t.co/F4aiLpQRiV

2013/05/11

RT @MartinShovel: Not surprisingly, it wasn't long before this brand new charity shop in Bury town centre revised their shop sign! http://t…

2013/05/10

been done already cloning unnecessary a jira faux pas

2013/05/10

RT @Raja_Fashions: iPhone users, have you downloaded our free app as yet? Featuring a dressing guide for men and women. Find out... http:/…

2013/05/10

In an alternate universe, Tyler Durden learnt to program so he could contribute to the nginx streaming video module...

2013/05/10

Scott McCloud on comics http://t.co/hQTYAEQdBv cc @Wehtam

2013/05/10

14K points. Whammo! http://t.co/559j8Tv7A3

2013/05/10

RT @AndyBinn: Any recommendation for open source eCommerce builders: Agora; osCommerce; Open Cart; Cube Cart; Magento; Zen Cart or other?

2013/05/10

Tripped up on the colonies. http://t.co/xyjGKb0ve5

2013/05/09

Tweeting one's @LittlePrinter reminds me of early office pranks involving banner and LPT1.

2013/05/09

Damn. Someone's already put the words "limping" and "limpet" together.

2013/05/09

Relic from the 50s: queuing for the bus. http://t.co/1IAROichyf

2013/05/09

Free bee-friendly seeds. Spring is here and you should start planting. http://t.co/iDhv2oUgsV #bees #38_degrees

2013/05/09

@1and1_UK, please--how do you want me to enter my phone number on your site?

2013/05/09

Alternate universe Wayne Gretzky: "I miss 100% of the shots I take."

2013/05/08

DIY light table. Nice. http://t.co/gZ9Hg8xvpa

2013/05/08

Hmmm, what causes beards to turn evil? /cc @imhobson http://t.co/Q2fPyljsb7

2013/05/08

I put super glue in the washing machine. Thanksfully only one thing got ruined. http://t.co/raAVfliONR

2013/05/06

New skill acquired: fencing. http://t.co/uTqzzSrkbK

2013/05/06

OK, hopefully this will put an end to ruined drill bits http://t.co/4TU4qur8vz

2013/05/06

Eek... Just got an email from mum and scrolled to the bottom to find the "unsubscribe" link. #subconscious

2013/05/02

VilleVille: a new simulator by Zynga in which you run a small games dev company that creates "ville" games.

2013/05/02

Established Middle Class. Who would've thunk... #Whatsyourclass http://t.co/tkPaGwPncv

2013/05/01

TIL The name "Algernon" means "with moustaches" http://t.co/PrY0WCH6RR /cc @3_Beards

2013/05/01

Scrum/kanban avatars. I'm Pacman, but bugs aren't represented as pucks. Yet. http://t.co/mTYPbdmSyO

2013/05/01

RT @simondevonshire: Good luck to the brilliant new teams joining @WayraUK today. I can't wait to see what you can do.

2013/04/29

Why are you leaving foursquare? "Last seen May 13, 2011" Nuff' said.

2013/04/29

Tunnel. http://t.co/k0ruqh5CZD

2013/04/27

Check out "Meet Mr. Money Mustache, the man who retired at 30" http://t.co/cJqiWrXZuc (via @pocket)

2013/04/27

Ah, what a delicious remix. http://t.co/Bqs8YI0Vfv

2013/04/25

I went on a news holiday and almost missed this gem: http://t.co/NjfzjwH9m1 #irony

2013/04/25

Us against the Snooper's Charter. https://t.co/r0dn7Nt8ip

2013/04/24

RT @lovell: HTML5 underwear* now being worn by both @netaporter and @mrporterlive thanks to @Modernizr *if you consider DOCTYPE to be a for…

2013/04/23

'Draw somethng random', I thought. 'Snow pushchair', I thought. http://t.co/MKeI9vbRoa

2013/04/23

Hi @AmazonUK, pay your corp tax already. https://t.co/Z6v8BsZLar via @change

2013/04/23

@pattyandbunjoe please save 4 seats at 7PM tonight, if yer don't mind :) /cc @Wehtam @imhobson @philip_cole

2013/04/23

It was Earth Day yesterday, but it's not too late to petition for bees https://t.co/aDSZzzJUPe

2013/04/23

Gonna have to start spelling Monday with an N.

2013/04/22

A little habit I'm getting into, because that red smudged print is really hard to read. http://t.co/GbYqtKGcTA

2013/04/21

Wow, OK. Conan is really tall, and for a second there I thought he could shred. http://t.co/BPQYSvEZXB

2013/04/20

Butterfly; crutch; buttercrutch. Hmmm, butterscotch. http://t.co/5Wr0k7u00c

2013/04/20

Having fun copying Mattias Adolfsson's sketches. http://t.co/npMeNiKbru

2013/04/20

Universally good advice: Listen.

2013/04/19

Just created my own optical illusion, using a JVM memory graph. It seems to be slanting downwards to the right... http://t.co/mXyHLnOqug

2013/04/19

Re: trip to Large Hadron Collider, is it a bring-your-own-particles trip, or spectators only? @GA #acceleraTOUR

2013/04/19

RT @alexisohanian: Oh, if only he made another Monkey Island... http://t.co/XHdVAo1tBE #WTP

2013/04/18

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2013/04/18

Chopin's girlfriend sounded like one cool chic. http://t.co/3z5HpJx4PK

2013/04/18

I suppose the great thing about having a pint at 8AM at the airport is that onlookers presume you're still in your own time zone.

2013/04/09

Bitcoin killed Volunteer Computing. http://t.co/Vt4gPdW2kK https://t.co/zynbkEEQ5v

2013/04/09

Check out "From Selling Scoops Of Ice Cream To Founding ZeroCater" http://t.co/iZBFIdl98v (via @pocket)

2013/04/09

RT @jongold: Somehow missed this fantastic post on CSS performance by @csswizardry http://t.co/13jJ8FGDqe

2013/04/08

RT @Freicoin: #Freicoin on Google Trends: http://t.co/aq2smrvae3

2013/04/07

YES, this is why I clicked the "full screen" button in the first place. #BadUX http://t.co/8rRVYodhd3

2013/04/07

Interesting write-up on the current state of Bitcoin. http://t.co/FhASY4DoBm

2013/04/06

Good a day as any to listen to some Nirvana. 19 years today.

2013/04/05

Getting better at not Googling 'unnecessary' to see how it's spelt.

2013/04/04

Check out "An acquisition is always a failure" http://t.co/pkDLQmKwS8 (via @pocket)

2013/04/04

Paul Stamets: 6 ways mushrooms can save the world http://t.co/9vgvo332Cb #TED #GardeningIdeas

2013/04/02

@Steam_Support Your client wants to connect to weird news sites, e.g. http://t.co/ImQr1dnWWw http://t.co/bVhdbNAruV. http://t.co/p59TYfoJzn

2013/03/30

Lovely Easter Friday in Stroud. #nofilter http://t.co/LUIJfEpm6s

2013/03/30

And this totally superfluous VOID VOID VOID VOID ticket brings the count to 13. That's 2 people and… http://t.co/ZTgjUxrOXA

2013/03/29

Whoop! http://t.co/doyRtILASP

2013/03/29

You mean to say that it wasn't me who just clicked Play? @Grooveshark http://t.co/c1Y8kIuNlg

2013/03/28

Zerg demo - spawned for each web request http://t.co/wGgeLxf2ws #trulyelastic

2013/03/28

My title for this is "Texting apps doing away with the most overpriced data plan of the last 20 years: SMS" http://t.co/xXTPTxgYKO

2013/03/28

@Digital_Sizzle Ooh, 2,600 followers. How very l33t. http://t.co/12p8DXRggj http://t.co/kVgNTBkN8U

2013/03/27

Who wants to start up a bank? http://t.co/H7F651IwhQ #fintech #sizzle8

2013/03/27

Check out "An idea for non-technical co-founders: try a service-first business" http://t.co/U5hGhK90FH (via @pocket)

2013/03/26

Check out "Tell W3C: We don't want the Hollyweb" http://t.co/iCYsMfW6Rn (via @pocket)

2013/03/25

@webflowapp this is great, because I suck at perfecting pixels http://t.co/1xCP7fOrRH

2013/03/24

Well deserved after scouring the "carpet cluster" in Holloway. #SpringYeahRight http://t.co/NFAY4ApNbk

2013/03/24

"Do you want to help me find little holes that need doing?" #TWSS http://t.co/45EF40HPHc

2013/03/24

Wil Wheaton says... http://t.co/9shw7IdY3H http://t.co/2BqrjITCSl

2013/03/22

@David_Cameron, please don't clobber bloggers with Leveson http://t.co/m1q5WmMgWl

2013/03/22

@Paymill thanks for sponsoring those NERF guns last night. They were awesome! #sizzle8

2013/03/22

I just signed up for Web Intelligence and Big Data #bigdata - a free @coursera online class. Join me at https://t.co/eyEKoaJ3Gx

2013/03/22

@psd it's like one of your GDS interview questions: https://t.co/8epxyf26GQ ;-)

2013/03/21

@Virgin your stupid little splash page on the Tube wifi ruins most of my apps. Please just get straight to the Internet for goodness sake.

2013/03/21

#sizzle8 Why are banks afraid of bitcoin? It's made up, just like 99% of stuff they trade and sell.

2013/03/21

RT @JoeScarboro: #Sizzle8 Did anyone order an @imhobson? http://t.co/djRd2ck4zV

2013/03/21

Amen. http://t.co/1Oo3N8pWk6

2013/03/21

I just told #38_Degrees what to say to the Health Minister about NHS privatisation. Have your say too http://t.co/IRrPQl59lz #NHS

2013/03/20

FFS @Instagram, let's try again: 65 quid later and I thought I'd preempt the next breakage with a bit of @sugru http://t.co/fpg5avxM8I

2013/03/18

65 quid later and I thought I'd preempt the next breakage with a big of @SugRuDfam http://t.co/fpg5avxM8I

2013/03/18

Check out "CS in VN" http://t.co/S8z8NKP0he (via @pocket)

2013/03/18

Up until now I've always been that guy who hasn't seen The Usual Suspects yet.

2013/03/17

Painting and listening to Gaiman's Neverwhere on Radio 4.

2013/03/16

Check out "If You’re Busy, You’re Doing Something Wrong: The Surprisingly Relaxed Lives of Elite Achievers" http://t.co/Or2uWtNRUX (via...

2013/03/15

Dear (inner bean)#35, can you please let me know WHERE you're trying to define yourself? #SpringFrameworkWoes

2013/03/15

RT @TW_Gary: Terribly sad it took his death to result in recognition. Aaron Swartz awarded freedom of information honor http://t.co/ClVM ...

2013/03/14

@jeffnoon on remixing literature. http://t.co/KAKcgt2dfF

2013/03/14

Confusing one of my many VIM plugins very much right now by opening an nginx access log with SOAP requests. 100% CPU :(

2013/03/14

I now live at 23 Leinster Gardens, Bayswater. Drop in at any time to visit me. http://t.co/njlUv9g3Ki

2013/03/12

@itvplayer Your fullscreen mode sucks. I see a very large pixelated left hand corner.

2013/03/11

Oh dear, now there's no end to "that's what she said" jokes.

2013/03/10

The better half getting saucy. Showing me websites of knobs and saying things like "cream on cream". http://t.co/HdQGUEkbml

2013/03/10

The Fourier Transform visualisation in the appendix (bottom of page) is awesome! http://t.co/furLbsrlQp

2013/03/10

"Double take" word of the day: organismic.

2013/03/10

A quick guide to making a future mother's' first ever Mother's Day card. Chocolates are allowed to be… http://t.co/5M31eUWPC8

2013/03/09

@IFTTT RSS channel not liking a feed again. http://t.co/Rta6GmZBjV

2013/03/09

Now this is nifty: the @wikipedia book creator http://t.co/xdCDHzu6f9

2013/03/09

@YouTube, showing me an ad before I can view a film trailer is the same as showing me an ad before I can see an ad. Stupid, nay?

2013/03/07

Sign this if you haven't already! https://t.co/SvJCbhQrC8 http://t.co/VhZW5y9VGG

2013/03/06

On Grooveshark / "who uploads an MP3 with this much clipping?" / Turns out I was listening to a glitch artist. http://t.co/QDjVV2afLA

2013/03/06

There's a battle going on on my desk. http://t.co/h323crSStF

2013/03/06

This question made me laugh. http://t.co/Lk9ymBUZYG

2013/03/06

Joe! Shirley you meant 51.5 MILLION :-) http://t.co/eUYKHLhGVY via @3_Beards @joescarboro

2013/03/06

Apple's beautifully designed screen of death, right after I've painstakingly crafted a 300 line config file. http://t.co/iBX2jgP9cJ

2013/03/06

Fantastic comment in Wired. *ahem* @TremulantDesign http://t.co/EYbCvV4RXg

2013/03/06

Sending people mail from their future selves.

2013/03/05

Check out "The Deep Insights of Alan Kay" http://t.co/KnWeGvUqpJ (via @pocket)

2013/03/01

#[email protected] Could you be the template-based alternative to @xtranormal 's script-based approach?

2013/02/28

#[email protected] Meteor.js will pick up both my CSS and HTML changes in a skeleton app, on all platforms. What is your differentiator?

2013/02/28

The bros and frobros pitching tonight at #DPMB7 @3_Beards @WayraUK http://t.co/iNVQliWpiX

2013/02/28

RT @andrewlamb: Yup, pretty convinced that Earthrise / @AJEarthrise on @AlJazeera / @AJEnglish is the best TV documentary series ever! R ...

2013/02/27

RT @aloiscochard: @opyate I just realised that what I wrote this weekend might be what you wanted to do (in regards to graph api) http:/ ...

2013/02/26

Urgent: stop @Jeremy_Hunt forcing doctors to privatise more of our #NHS. Sign the petition: http://t.co/LDIMN2Z0W7 @38_degrees

2013/02/25

"...the lowest form of control a manager can assert: Ensuring butts in seats for eight hours between 9-5+" http://t.co/lmhFGRkIpA

2013/02/25

Giant astronaut, just hanging there. http://t.co/YKjv9IE4eE

2013/02/25

Check out "A review of the Haoyue brand Hand dynamometer" http://t.co/LsrIVmjcmD (via @pocket)

2013/02/24

RT @qikipedia: 'When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.' MAE WEST

2013/02/23

#IfIHadGlass I would only take photos of people mid-yawn, and post it to http://t.co/CpzAa1ud9B

2013/02/23

Check out "The Department Of Homeland Security Stole My Boat Today" http://t.co/lkkTXEVwTh (via @pocket)

2013/02/22

#ifihadglass I would forget it on top of my head...

2013/02/22

RT @sheeri: OH: A SQL Injection walks into a bar, starts to quote something but stops, drops a table, then dashes out.

2013/02/22

...and here goes my thousandth tweet.

2013/02/21

Is it possible to renice a Chrome browser tab playing mixcloud/grooveshark? Feels like I'm sat in a restaurant with a CD skipping non-stop.

2013/02/21

@Evernote doesn't like it when I paste largish (~150K) chunks of text into my notes. Please fix! :-)

2013/02/21

@FatMan_Chan @LawrieARussell can you recommend a Javascript game engine that works well for both browser and mobile? Only 2D req'd for now.

2013/02/21

Interested in a free trip to SF with insider access to Silicon Valley? @GA is going to make your day. #WinBig https://t.co/qQLsqs5uA2

2013/02/21

Fractal cauliflower, aka "romanesca". Pretty! http://t.co/e0bRDlOm

2013/02/20

"They would have seen the same dull eyes and deadness of thought, because that's what poverty does to you." http://t.co/IwzThf2i

2013/02/20

RT @fhawkinsozer: @opyate make an Actor Promise to remove the Future when you Callback

2013/02/20

Commit message of the day: "remove the Future". (this will make more sense if you develop for the JVM)

2013/02/20

RT @etorreborre: Github pull request validator, to automatically validate pull requests with Jenkins http://t.co/cUtQ5tFk

2013/02/20

RT @hnycombinator: Show HN: What colour is your IP address? http://t.co/W0uur8f6 /cc @geuis (thanks Charles!)

2013/02/18

RT @imhobson: Our latest 'thing' is now live - @MeetStrange, a brand new agency: http://t.co/EXCt7A4N #InusitusBonumEst

2013/02/18

@Waitrose, please stop taking progressively more filling out of your Tuna Greek Salad Wraps, or just jack the price up.

2013/02/18

Check out "Solve the Problems Your Parents Have" http://t.co/kvFKb6Yu (via @pocket)

2013/02/18

Haha, that is cute. RT @imhobson: . @rubyannem had our wedding photo carved http://t.co/xcA6mKXf

2013/02/15

Check out "Meteorite hits Russian Urals: Fireball explosion wreaks havoc, 400 injured (PHOTOS, VIDEO)" http://t.co/TsOtYKhX (via @pocket)

2013/02/15

Killer bug shall be killed. http://t.co/tDt3B4PM

2013/02/14

Well played, Mr. Musk. http://t.co/Zo34DnUd via @TeslaMotors

2013/02/14

Check out "75-year-old soybean farmer sees Monsanto lawsuit reach U.S. Supreme Court" http://t.co/l8Tfd4Fk (via @pocket)

2013/02/12

How to save yourself $50 on a Charles Proxy license. http://t.co/mOy6nkzC

2013/02/11

\@stigbra Just doing what @codinghorror intended + really confused by your + troll's opinion http://t.co/12O4H6Bm http://t.co/r1nTsKOt

2013/02/10

/me being trolled. The funny thing is, it's by a Ph.D, who's married (to a Ph.D) with two children. http://t.co/gst7W21b /cc @codinghorror

2013/02/10

Nutella + honey. The breakfast of champions. http://t.co/L0jsTDiK

2013/02/10

Ubiquitous Pregnant Stock Photography Lady is ubiquitous. http://t.co/83aYlNel

2013/02/09

Wow, this is so random: http://t.co/BAQZDVUi

2013/02/09

I love it when StackOverflowers are helpful. See the first comment. http://t.co/sgapiA2G

2013/02/09

Earthquake whilst calculating 10 trillion digits of π. http://t.co/eeKGOCwu

2013/02/09

AMEN! "We should aim for more leisure time in our youth and instead work a bit more when we get older." http://t.co/sCCuHFZZ

2013/02/09

Dear cleaner, I know you're just doing your job, but I just brewed that. http://t.co/9eBcE4k8

2013/02/09

I ♥ my dad: "We all wanted the large sets as kids and we didn’t realize how hard our parents had to work for them." http://t.co/C4x3W0DE

2013/02/09

A glacier the size of Manhattan collapses (or quite a few Manhattans, it seemed) http://t.co/ca0MTQAp

2013/02/09

RT @Wehtam: Arduino's arrived. That's my weekend sorted. http://t.co/uO0F3qF3

2013/02/08

@DeVore @omgtbh wtflol indeed ;)

2013/02/08

Everyone seems to have opinions about whether your unborn child will be a boy or girl. Will a hermaphrodite joke take it too far?

2013/02/08

Check out "Norvig vs. Chomsky and the Fight for the Future of AI" http://t.co/MqhpFKoM (via @pocket)

2013/02/07

Fooling Google Hangout with a PostIt note. /cc @TremulantDesign @philip_cole http://t.co/AdnbeGNY

2013/02/07

RT @imhobson: Look what @opyate made - a visualisation of the decibel level in his office.. http://t.co/Lo7mxQai

2013/02/07

Check out "Optimizing the Netflix API" http://t.co/60ZWHONo (via @pocket)

2013/02/07

Check out "First Impressions of Leap Motion" http://t.co/ydly8kUs (via @pocket)

2013/02/07

\@imhobson That comment is gold: http://t.co/rO8Jjx9q

2013/02/07

Quite excited to play with our new bone and bamboo Mahjong set! http://t.co/LzNV8xlF

2013/02/06

"Press Esc to exit full screen mode." lingers too fricking long.

2013/02/06

Same landscape at different times of day. http://t.co/cULZHLru

2013/02/05

I've got a backboner for Backbone.js http://t.co/U1CyavZt via @codeschool

2013/02/05

NDAs are laughable, yes. http://t.co/ejT0uftg

2013/02/05

I remember a time when all my computers were connected with coax...

2013/02/05

Petition for open postcode data. #openpostcode http://t.co/p2Mlfc3S

2013/02/04

Nice. I just lost a saved game. In other news, I always try and reach out to the Apple devs. Like in this screenshot. http://t.co/E6NzphNw

2013/02/02

TIL that Peggy is short for Margaret.

2013/02/02

\@thewikiartist Now THAT was a bit weird.

2013/02/02

Peter The Great thought that "modernisation" meant shaving people's beards off. http://t.co/nXcDzdbK /cc @3_Beards

2013/02/01

Pet peeve: "vagrant destroy -f" when I didn't really mean it :-(

2013/02/01

\@imhobson Also, sites have been telling browsers they serve cookies with the Set-Cookie header all along. #SeparationOfConcerns

2013/02/01

I want to delete one of my G+ pages, but the big red button says "DELETE GOOGLE ACCOUNT". Sounds dangerous. /cc @google

2013/02/01

Men have two states: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

2013/02/01

Just when we thought Netflix is the reject bin, we discover Modern Family.

2013/01/31

RT @KingofShaves: I'd love you to answer this question http://t.co/2xpyqeRt if you know our King of Shaves brand! Thanks! via /@pollari ...

2013/01/31

RT @HuffingtonPost: Genius! Famous album covers recreated using kittens http://t.co/2SJc6Vpo

2013/01/31

Dialup sounds: visualising modem handshakes. http://t.co/75ujZTYu via @fcw

2013/01/31

Didn't know airports were this complicated... http://t.co/L6w8L3tu

2013/01/31

Please sign this petition to help my unborn child enter the world somewhere safe and conveniently close to home - http://t.co/7m5LmUaF

2013/01/30

RT @topleftdesign: @Wehtam good luck for your pitch at 2:10pm - from all the team here at TLD - (cc @imhobson) #WayraDD #TLDteamlove

2013/01/30

Come on! Stream, damnit! :-/ http://t.co/4WCMzgsU #wayratv #wayraDD via @wayra

2013/01/30

RT @zoepeden: “@andrew_jackman: Awesome pitch @zoepeden for @mychoicepad at #WayraDD” >>>all your hard work too code monkey :)

2013/01/30

Copying on a fair dealing basis for the purposes of parody. http://t.co/UMbZL45x #ThisMakesMeHappy

2013/01/29

ephemeral: adjective. "Like the evening's first glass of wine."

2013/01/28

There comes a time in a man's life when he has to build his own Chef server... and that time is now. /cc @opscode

2013/01/27

Why does Pak Choi go brown when steamed?

2013/01/26

I'm building this fella for my next band. http://t.co/SITL3u7j

2013/01/26

Saturday. 8 JIRA tickets. This can be done. http://t.co/nftGPZgw

2013/01/26

RT @BuiltInLondonCo: Happy Friday! Just added: @pollarizeme, a beautiful app to help you make up your mind! http://t.co/mmsMNv5X

2013/01/25

Make Unlocking Cell Phones Legal in USA. http://t.co/ObqauzNP

2013/01/24

RT @leydon: I'm an openly gay event organiser, being boycotted by a female speaker, for not being diverse enough. - http://t.co/OaMQdYg0

2013/01/24

Buy "learn PHP in ten minutes" and spend the next twenty years googling for "how do I compute the length of a string". http://t.co/W0v3CiYo

2013/01/24

I might have just offended someone by replying with 2 rewrites of their original unpunctuated sentence, and asking "Which one did you mean?"

2013/01/21

This. http://t.co/lzH4NOgJ ...our technology will be advanced enough to make us human again.

2013/01/21

OH on Radio 4: "No amount of spraying will help, Margaret. You simply have to become a better gardener." #GardenersQuestionTime

2013/01/21

RT @imhobson: Present from @opyate when I got back from the gym - thanks buddy! @ Pollarize http://t.co/s7ZOhV9Z

2013/01/19

♥ing @littlesnitch http://t.co/qbXP4hWW

2013/01/19

@FatMan_Chan Cool example of creating a game with the bare essentials http://t.co/xRqiwCNA #PenAndPaperGames /cc @fhawkinsozer

2013/01/19

Struggling differentiating hyperlinks from non-hyperlinks? http://t.co/mO9EE5rA #OldEyes

2013/01/19

@JoeScarboro @imhobson Mike doesn't want an unintended shave. Respect the beard.

2013/01/19

Darn. A Chrome answer is soon to overtake a #Scala answer as my top answer on StackOverflow.

2013/01/19

One big mob aw yeah, aw yeah!!! #FridayBoogie http://t.co/xRmV8c9H

2013/01/18

I created a Google Map of grit bin locations in Haringey. http://t.co/Zrlt2q7o From http://t.co/Tji61T5M /cc @lfeatherstone

2013/01/18

The San Fransicso Swear Jar: http://t.co/TY89IzER He should've also abolished "sanfran".

2013/01/18

RT @cole_peters: This is the best piece of tech journalism I have ever read. Amazing. http://t.co/YSx1kOAX via @theloop // @AnnaTricit ...

2013/01/18

Ugh. My Adam's apple got caught in my coat zipper. Still, given a choice between throat and the nether end...

2013/01/18

\@georgeobed Definitely! I have a Met Office API key lying around somewhere :)

2013/01/18

Dear Twitter, please recommend a UK equivalent of Weather Time Machine https://t.co/N5HT7KtF

2013/01/18

Vindaloo curry; doughnut; beers with my @pollarizeme boys later. #HedonisticThursdays

2013/01/17

@imhobson @pollarizeme My NY resolution was to not tweet on January 17th :-) Wait... Damn! :(

2013/01/17

RT @alexandtheweb: Delivery for Mr. Assange! http://t.co/g0p47T07 (via @jameswragg) /cc @iqbalkakar

2013/01/17

So, what they do, right, is put this flyer AND a little mouse through your letterbox. @ Grumble Abode http://t.co/t7rVHQkl

2013/01/17

"...the Internet's little brother." Well said. :'( http://t.co/XrJNAYkt @aaronsw

2013/01/16

RT @dcsobral: World’s most industrious lazy man outsources all of his work to China http://t.co/I4JKNwrE -- poetic justice, I say!

2013/01/16

@AJEnglish did an expose on Boeing a couple of years ago already: http://t.co/p6VUj0Lf

2013/01/16

RT @inthecompanyof: I've made http://t.co/Hm2CuhUx even easier to use. Go check it out. AND spread the word. It's THE tech calendar for ...

2013/01/15

Steam's "offline mode" still connects to http://t.co/BpPxsRt8. Naughty.

2013/01/15

Would you like private health to be exempt from taxes? Me neither. Sign here: https://t.co/vLLyStO7

2013/01/15

RT @jboner: Compiled a list of papers and talks that have influenced Akka - in one way or another: http://t.co/NBWOHeyY #akka

2013/01/15

RT @imhobson: Quite proud of this shot #iphoneography #picoftheday #yolo #swag @Nero http://t.co/8WYICCWH

2013/01/15

@choosenick @stef Awesome benefits! https://t.co/NkTF93mW /cc @Wehtam @imhobson @philip_cole

2013/01/14

RT @Wehtam: This morning I WILL file my tax return!

2013/01/14

Looks like we're jogging to the gym in the snow this morning...

2013/01/14

Next best thing to developing a sweet web app: getting it to continuously deploy with AWS+Chef. #SoLongAndThanksForAllTheHeroku

2013/01/13

RT @thetech: #MIT President Reif responds to Swartz's death in an email to the MIT community http://t.co/z64iwsAH

2013/01/13

Taking AGES: Get:1 http://t.co/pmJGV6gh unicorn/main sbt all 0.11.3-build-0100 [930 kB] /cc @typesafe

2013/01/13

RT @dangillmor: The best tribute we can offer Aaron Swartz is to do what he did at his amazing best: work to expand an open Net and stop ...

2013/01/12

@timberners_lee Chapeau; beautiful eulogy.

2013/01/12

Note: double-underline links may be advertisements automatically added by this site and are probably not endorsed by me.

2013/01/12

@channingwalton Yup. It's my favourite app of all time. It even supports image search (see pic) http://t.co/ndknulBc

2013/01/12

RT @psd: Skyfall was like watching a perfume advert marathon.

2013/01/12

@aaronsw RIP

2013/01/12

Ominously uninviting. #OfficeSaturday http://t.co/kNV2UzKZ

2013/01/12

Let me get this straight. I need to batter/whip the abstract concept called the month of Jan by using overpriced juice? http://t.co/kix8O7ZY

2013/01/11

I'm turning 35 next year. Is Velcro straps still OK on sneakers?

2013/01/10

The weekly shop. http://t.co/dOn37ohI

2013/01/09

\@imhobson I did it once to start a band.

2013/01/09

RT @imhobson: "You can fork my fiddle and make changes" - @opyate, 2013

2013/01/09

Github Contributions looking a bit sparse. http://t.co/9I2LeEUA

2013/01/08

I did something similar for my employer in 2006. Using J2ME :-( http://t.co/bebQZEng

2013/01/08

I should really stop purchasing sub £15 bottles of wine...

2013/01/07

@ThePCCLondon in the good old days when non-members paid a quid on Friday nights. http://t.co/1pNhtfdO

2013/01/05

Hostname trends: before and up to 2005 it was always "macross"; it's been "rebelbase" ever since. #geek http://t.co/MOYPjCLo

2013/01/04

Whoop! Full marks in Functional Programming Principles in Scala on @Coursera! https://t.co/MTrn5xkd #progfun

2013/01/02

RT @neilsarkar: If your pitch doesn't end with "…and the cops can't do shit." then your startup idea sucks.

2012/12/19

Happy Birthday @KernelMag! http ://is . gd/079u0H #HBKERNEL

2012/12/19

How about letting FB/Instagram make their money, and then build us some more cool stuff with the proceeds?

2012/12/18

Don't touch the flap jacks. #SellThatInstergram http://t.co/4XMgOBfr

2012/12/18

The weirdest #Xmas wrapping I've ever done... http://t.co/jFKGaYST

2012/12/18

RT @brucel: Utterly shocked that a free service that someone paid $1bn to buy should start monetising users. Who could possibly have for ...

2012/12/18

Dear Twitter, can I rent your car over the new year?

2012/12/17

Weather forecast for the 21st. @Raetsch: Also doch! ... http://t.co/g8UKiqkV

2012/12/17

Let's see if they de-dupe better than my Android device... http://t.co/3XTUPwYm

2012/12/17

@toyboxstudio that's like listening to the radio, right? :) http://t.co/KJEUoWlh

2012/12/17

One of those SOs where I'm not answering the question, but the OP is going down the godawful route anyway: http://t.co/E5RYwveD

2012/12/17

@Steven_Maclean Twitter hates you. http://t.co/yPIcAzES

2012/12/16

Dear Twitter, please recommend an HTML-based presentation tool, but which tweets as you transition. (might have to build this one myself?)

2012/12/15

Umbrella Corp MT @TomDavenport: Kurzweil joins Google. Remember when I said the Singularity might be called Google? http://t.co/hREY1agd

2012/12/15

RT @bs: @ifttt Support for regex filtering on tasks would make my heart flutter. Thoughts?

2012/12/15

I went from watching Mixergy videos to reading the transcript to mostly reading the interviewee's responses as questions can be inferred.

2012/12/15

Wow, @4oD... 8 ads? I don't even get that much on TV.

2012/12/14

Verified! MT @mahemoff: Finally worked out how to move files in OSX Finder. (There's no Cut but there's ⌘-alt-v to paste as a move op.)

2012/12/14

Some council worker in #Brighton clearly loves his job. http://t.co/bzbxqxDo #xmas

2012/12/13

Has anyone started on an ISO list of planet codes? We're colonising Mars soon, and I'd like to be able to localise my site for it.

2012/12/13

The 21st is approaching. Time to make jokes about the apocalypse like there's no tomorrow.

2012/12/12

Guess what!? Today was 12-12... https://t.co/HZSZuoHy

2012/12/12

\@jplindstrom @wehtam That's a bit rich coming from a Perl developer! Perl code looks like cartoon cursing.

2012/12/12

How's this for a nifty bit of Python code? /cc @wehtam http://t.co/77rR1n3g

2012/12/12

RT @DavidEmery: WTFF? RT @bestfitmusic: Surviving members of Nirvana set to reform for concert tonight, with Paul McCartney as Kurt. htt ...

2012/12/12

RT @Bern_Morley: The unluckiest man in London. http://t.co/K1cJg4kw

2012/12/11

@codeschool Haha, I just got it: R == Arrr!

2012/12/11

I plundered the treacherous seas of the R programming language http://t.co/tzC6aeIB via @codeschool

2012/12/11

Hmmm, I'm actually quite boring from a Twitter perspective--I only tweeted about coffee 5 times. #Twitter2012 #vizify https://t.co/oRuVyUyI

2012/12/11

The new Esplora from Arduino looks like a SNES controller. What a nice idea. http://t.co/HwIXtbdM

2012/12/10

Stuck on a desert island with a billion pounds is a ☹ place to be, because you’re poor in all the things that matter. http://t.co/2PpxovlK

2012/12/10

Libraries share media too, and it hasn't killed publishing. http://t.co/yPr68nUd

2012/12/10

Everything is my fault. http://t.co/6OnLpKkQ

2012/12/09

Yann Frisch making magic. https://t.co/AkZbTJZV

2012/12/08

Posh pirates all over are going "I dare say, old boy, but that's a rather fine piece of piano playing. Arr!" https://t.co/j86WS1eO

2012/12/08

Stop building apps no one wants. Pitch your idea in minutes. Be the first to adopt awesome new ideas. via @LaunchSky/ http://t.co/P39ec01f

2012/12/08

Scaling @ Spotify with tribes, squads, chapters and guilds. http://t.co/wykG8N9b

2012/12/07

lalalalalalalalala http://t.co/pFlrbtdI via @youtube

2012/12/07

The quick, brown fox jumped over the hamburgevons.

2012/12/07

RT @stigbra: Nearly six years I've lived in this flat. The Boy has lived here 6 hours and it already feels more like a home than it ever ...

2012/12/07

Peaches come from a caaaaaaaaan, they were put there by a maaaaaaan! In a factory down toooooown... http://t.co/dHGk3HV0

2012/12/07

Twitter, thanks for making the world a slightly less delightful place by removing Instagram integration. http://t.co/lASrGQfe

2012/12/06

Almost the "homeopathy" of choc: flavours so diluted, you can barely taste anything. Interesting nonetheless http://t.co/fMSauMj0

2012/12/06

Great call to action. RT @simonrohrbach: Old Spice have done it again. http://t.co/73iX4at4 HT @jasecoop http://t.co/LJcVpCtC

2012/12/06

RT @mattb: wondering why nobody has endorsed me on LinkedIn for Roundabouts.

2012/12/06

RT @moonpolysoft: http://t.co/NpsFqXzU

2012/12/06

That's a bit potty. RT @fhawkinsozer: http://t.co/Ejfm6eqv

2012/12/06

"@kings13y: http://t.co/uG5vXrKN looking at startup show on bravo, but I'm constantly drawn to the @zeebox links!" \cc @thecoda

2012/12/06

#scala in-joke. RT @dcsobral: Validation: because Failure is not an Option

2012/12/06

\@jplindstrom @chizcw Got all-you-can-eat data + a swanky new phone on another plan/carrier.

2012/12/05

RT @50ShedsofGrey: Staring at her naked body, I asked what she wanted. She told me to go for something between a smack and a stroke. So ...

2012/12/05

3 months after dropping GiffGaff, they text me to say I've earned a 10p reward. Thank the lawrd the message reached me in time for Xmas!

2012/12/05

Email from Facebook: "Global Site Governance voting has closed". Never knew it started. Thanks for the opportunity anyway, Facebook.

2012/12/05

RT @beatonna: You know how when dogs get old n fat they just lay on their sides like this but still wag their tails when they see you ht ...

2012/12/05

I can't believe it's been 15 years. Glitch Mob remixes "Breathe" by Prodigy. http://t.co/IMbZOcvS

2012/12/04

Dear Twitterverse, what would you be doing if you didn't need a monthly paycheque?

2012/12/04

Yikes. RT @jimheising: 3D-printed gun parts last six shots in live-fire test http://t.co/nTBNvgYb

2012/12/04

Buckminster got slashed. Randalph is next. Thanks for all the #Movember donations, guys! http://t.co/BGO9Ravm

2012/12/01

Come on ladies and gents. One last donation, or Buckminster (yes, left side 'tache) gets it. http://t.co/FQ2Y4np8 http://t.co/ICxtHAcO

2012/11/30

@rubyannem Oh, crap. I didn't realise there might be some sort of dress code tonight. What's @TremulantDesign wearing?

2012/11/30

RT @mpyeager: When pub staff t-shirts go wrong. So very very very wrong. http://t.co/y7uHS9Q5

2012/11/30

I got a second free #Movember Gala Parté ticket, if anyone without one wants to come along tonight. /cc @3_Beards @Digital_Sizzle

2012/11/30

Nice. I've compiled one too many drivers in my life time, so this is a welcome break. http://t.co/8CCpQrtv

2012/11/30

@JoeScarboro happy birthday, young man!

2012/11/30

RT @meganamram: According to the documents in my neighbor's trash, I'm a "stalker"

2012/11/30

Loving Heroku Postgres' dataclips. Can share our entire up-to-date user list with "PR" aka @TremulantDesign :-P

2012/11/29

RT @r4vi: heating on trains/buses. why?? we're already dressed for the outdoors

2012/11/29

@timwhitlock @mediaczar Almost like ^before^after which only replaces the first occurrence.

2012/11/29

The best £5 I've ever spent. http://t.co/nTDXuBSX

2012/11/29

A #Movember first: someone called me a Nazi on the Tube. Everyone donate now to make me feel better ;-) http://t.co/lwS9Qb3j

2012/11/29

It's nice when a beta signup email reminds you what the service is about. Kudos to @Firebase http://t.co/URgOvZhG

2012/11/29

I must say, Randalph and Buckminster are looking rather smashing with my smoking gown this morning. #Movembe http://t.co/oIRKpa08

2012/11/29

@MagnateUK @Groom_U My chin isn't really this big. I promise. #Movember http://t.co/zHyVoQKX

2012/11/29

Why do we always think a phone camera will work on the moon? http://t.co/nNgPNJxS

2012/11/29

RT @hmason: Now on the to-play list: “Rapid Machine Learning Prototyping in Python” http://t.co/UirTy6kr

2012/11/28

RT @fcw: If I can find it in my wallet to fling some coin at @jemstone @russthegibbon @opyate @davorg @stigbra for #Movember, why can't you?

2012/11/28

Same here! @stigbra: Wife’s not a fan RT @Snowfable: @stigbra I'm putting your shaver on charge!

2012/11/28

Congrats! @TobyKurien: Woohoo! I won the app competition against seriously stiff competition at #mwa2012!

2012/11/28

RT @dhh: Why We’re Pivoting from Mobile-first to Web-first: http://t.co/jyEjBKAp

2012/11/28

@Wehtam Do we have fear of rejection yet? http://t.co/N4lWU38h

2012/11/28

Hilarious reference to Glengarry Glen Ross (via @VoozaHQ) http://t.co/K08DApm0

2012/11/28

Chartreuse is just neon green, innit. http://t.co/SLWMIV40

2012/11/28

Yesterday I was a biker. Today I'm your uncle Chuck. Howdy ;) #Movember http://t.co/lwS9Qb3j http://t.co/CQIZXraQ

2012/11/28

Go Brian Go! MT @Brian_PixelPin winning the best mo(s) competition! #sizzle7 /cc @WayraUK http://t.co/D2Vfr7Fa

2012/11/28

Found a spider + a mozzie in my downstairs loo for the 1st time and I'm thinking "this is premeditated", so I squash the mozzie. #SadSpider

2012/11/28

All art hackers will find this very interesting: http://t.co/3x5NhPFG /cc @stef @FatMan_Chan

2012/11/27

Check out Digital Creativity Guidebook on Creative Sandbox by Google http://t.co/00wxgoWM via @CreativeSandbox

2012/11/27

The new Gold Standard in software: software that crashes with "it's not me, it's your shitty hardware". http://t.co/1ebDnAHV

2012/11/27

/me just deleted a Tweet and now expects a StackOverflow-esque "Disciplined" badge.

2012/11/27

RT @Rosaglover6: Right, 4k in 4 days... Let's do this!!! http://t.co/w9gfnczO pls rt!

2012/11/27

Big 'tache and chin 'tache are holding hands. Aww. #Movember #twat http://t.co/lwS9Qb3j http://t.co/kZrct2aJ

2012/11/27

Having-a-little-break and cooking. http://t.co/np9SK22A

2012/11/26

Google's new weapon in it's Big Data arsenal: Spanner. http://t.co/6JOGfQZq #ItsSpannerTime

2012/11/26

Monday coding music, courtesy of Splice http://t.co/DmAC58Wn

2012/11/26

@shit_hn_says The Smalltalk equivalent of Clojure is Ruby. http://t.co/bs3VBgy2

2012/11/26

I agree with Dave McClure. MT @guardiantech: Investors may be tiring of mobile apps http://t.co/ql6EnmoM

2012/11/26

RT @segphault: I don’t condone Wikipedia vandalism, but this is really, really funny: http://t.co/4DDUcoN7 (via reddit)

2012/11/25

Every so often, our mail boy sends out an email to ~1K employees "post here for X, but X's not on the list" #IJustHadTo http://t.co/wFaGWq1H

2012/11/25

Wow, link bait if I've ever seen any: Hacking My Vagina. http://t.co/d6VQXxlv

2012/11/24

RT @thewikiartist: @nightzookeeper is featured in the @guardiantech best apps of the week list! http://t.co/D0KWVlYX #creativekids so happy!

2012/11/24

Playing DJ. http://t.co/oGjdhJmG

2012/11/24

RT @thismademecool: STOP EVERYTHING. This is the best image you will ever see. Fact. http://t.co/EGU0c8cv

2012/11/23

Ski Safari is awesome and everyone should play it. #IdleTraveller http://t.co/uTU9AART

2012/11/23

The Dinosaur that pooped Xmas, now under a fiver. #XmasGiftIdeas http://t.co/2bnjhHRt

2012/11/23

RT @pardel: A great idea we had in the office today: the catholic church should build a Bible app with in-app purchase to absolve sins ; ...

2012/11/23

Does your experience reflect this? @FatMan_Chan @dogpellet @LawrieARussell http://t.co/lebyiaHi

2012/11/23

4's a crowd. http://t.co/9aWG1LJG

2012/11/23

Dear @BT, I see this every other day. Please fix it once and for all. N22, corner Vincent and Moselle. http://t.co/ifechC37

2012/11/23

Hacking stodge @PollarizeMe http://t.co/oAntD0rS

2012/11/22

Cornhole Toss. 'Nuff said. http://t.co/5k23bmVj

2012/11/22

Very proud of my better half, who's producer on this programme: http://t.co/YXu3gkYn

2012/11/22

RT @brucel: Snigger http://t.co/SILAGerF

2012/11/22

It's never too early in the day for artery-clogging goodness. #thanksgiving #seconds http://t.co/z0Hlz6V5

2012/11/22

Happy #thanksgiving to all my American friends. I'm enjoying a pumpkin pie as I'm typing this.

2012/11/22

@LawrieARussell Dota 2 received. Thanks, dude :)

2012/11/22

A sky like this would be better appreciated from a pub of some variety. #unfiltered http://t.co/RxrfynFZ

2012/11/21

(Waiting for someone to mention "* a y")

2012/11/21

Gotta love GMail's keyboard shortcuts. x, y, x, y, x, y, x, y BAM! Inbox Zero.

2012/11/21

RT @pollarizeme: In the beginning... - People keep asking about how we got started so I thought I’d share our origin story… http://t.co/ ...

2012/11/21

More ridiculous, but free (yay!) cards from @overheardatmoo http://t.co/jVopIQN5

2012/11/21

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2012/11/20

RT @EconBizFin: Two Japanese firms are challenging the world to a new kind of video game http://t.co/x00itaNF

2012/11/20

@andrew_jackman Are you also at #scalax? I'm too busy this year, unfortunately.

2012/11/20

Engineering whiz kid form Sierra Leone wows MIT http://t.co/4XSgJZWX

2012/11/20

RT @natesbrain: In the future, hundreds of programmers will be removed from the gene pool while implementing Asimov's first law test first

2012/11/20

Pitchenvy | A gallery of startup pitch decks. http://t.co/0rbIgW4g via @pitchenvy @wehtam

2012/11/20

Big thanks to @pollarizeme for the birthday #Movember donation.

2012/11/20

@clarabellle @Wehtam Are loos more expensive than mobile phones, or do we not have our priorities straight? http://t.co/Bd5QhzQQ

2012/11/19

29 and 31 are primes (cool). 30 is a milestone (cool). 32 is 2⁵ (cool). 33? Meh. It's like that boring early bit of the decade #CaptainsLog

2012/11/19

RT @vaughndavis: I'm OK with homeopathy getting government funding if they're OK being paid with a bag of plain paper that once containe ...

2012/11/19

@MindCandy @rubyannem That's a big deal. Congrats!

2012/11/19

@pezholio @stef @basecreative Thanks for that. I'll be sure to stay away from MyFreeCams. *ahem*

2012/11/19

Hmmm, shall I drop another 32p and get the creamy coleslaw? http://t.co/DkQ2WU5I

2012/11/19

Ironically, I got about half-way through this article. http://t.co/29QmvcPS

2012/11/19

Day #18. The symptoms are very obvious now. http://t.co/lwS9Qb3j #Movember http://t.co/H0haOWif

2012/11/18

Saturday viewing. https://t.co/nrOZvL0E

2012/11/17

+1 @simondevonshire RT @clarabellle: Like muchly http://t.co/tP2nS7qR @pollarizeme

2012/11/16

RT @rich_4711: If coroutines in #go are called goroutines, I hope they don't add monads.

2012/11/16

Help keep it free! #keepitfree #Wikipedia. http://t.co/fWCWX1Sl

2012/11/16

E.g. something like Doubleclick, but with startups in mind (e.g. free tier would be nice).

2012/11/15

Dear Twitter, please suggest a nice, generic referral service which does stuff like http://t.co/IfL3QkbJ

2012/11/15

@Brian_PixelPin Right up your alley: http://t.co/0kPjR7sD

2012/11/15

RT @NatiTal: 3 Beards illustrated already! Who's next?:) Join #Sizzle7 on 27.11.12 and let me draw you with a cool Moustache!... http:// ...

2012/11/15

That feeling of loss when you let go of a domain you meant to do something with, but you don't really want to spend another €85 on...

2012/11/15

The headless horseman just galloped past my house. #mistylondon http://t.co/TbYVcxlC

2012/11/15

RT @jimheising: Israel Declares War On Hamas Via Twitter, Hamas Responds Via Twitter, Welcome to 2012 http://t.co/Sxjcszz2 via @PopSci

2012/11/15

RT @SexFactsOfLife: If you type "coughing" into Google images, it looks like a bunch of people giving blowjobs to an invisible man.

2012/11/14

"Algorism and algorithm stem from Algoritmi, the Latin form of his name." http://t.co/X82WG4re

2012/11/14

About to ditch HTC Sync Manager (because it's utter crapola) for https://t.co/uVj9W4db however, any warnings and tips appreciated.

2012/11/14

When we're done with the 'taches, we'll have a month of Xmassy, hedonistic fun before becoming Dryathletes. http://t.co/4M1nfBov #Movember

2012/11/14

"They were gimmicky mobile apps, not world-changing companies." http://t.co/T95bxxZl

2012/11/14

This guy's name should be up there with Newton, Mandela and Ghandi: http://t.co/niKaqiZR #NewHero

2012/11/14

Happy #StartUpDay to the 424161 startups in Britain (says http://t.co/aHIGFWdR), including @PollarizeMe and everyone else at @WayraUK

2012/11/14

Good night again with the @moblacad crowd again tonight. My most used phrase was "Nothing is a silver bullet!".

2012/11/14

I'm a tiny bit amazed at the crap freelancers get away with. Claiming you've signed VISA as a strategic partner, fine. But jQuery?! :-/

2012/11/14

RT @ggreenwald: Next time someone hauls out that cliche of "if you did nothing wrong, you've nothing to hide," ask for all their passwor ...

2012/11/13

Thanks for leaving me without maps, mail, SMS and phone calls tonight, @ThreeUK. What's this claim about me tethering? http://t.co/iSGO3Mn8

2012/11/13

Getting butchered in the comments, those liars. RT @annie_parker: Folks, it's time to boycott @starbucksUK http://t.co/vKSlyjKS. #TaxDodgers

2012/11/13

RT @pollarizeme: We pushed the 200th version of our platform live this AM. A bicentennial in 7 months of work, not bad. Now onwards to o ...

2012/11/13

Pet peeve: social site profiles stuck on "65% complete" because you haven't specified your school yet. I didn't go to school.

2012/11/13

Shunning a library because it's "not maintained anymore"? Look again: maybe it's feature complete and stable. #ReinventingWheelsBadly

2012/11/13

And on the Twelfth Day of 'Tache-miss, my true love gave to me! 12 stubbles stubbing! #Movember http://t.co/CIOlq70Y

2012/11/12

@ediggs @Wehtam Right, that's me going to Tokyo.

2012/11/12

RT @D4SC #Angelhack are rating a shop's CSR by chalking it onto the street in front of the shop and social sharing it. http://t.co/tQpvEYwd

2012/11/11

#angelhack wants to know what photo-bombing is: http://t.co/oKR4LjbB

2012/11/11

The more exciting tech demo today :-) RT @opyate: @FatMan_Chan on stage now, presenting at #angelhack

2012/11/11

@FatMan_Chan on stage now, presenting at #angelhack

2012/11/11

All 'tache-growing #angelhack hackers should get a ticket! RT @TremulantDesign: Tickets for @Digital_Sizzle #Sizzle7 http://t.co/qpOKIqyM

2012/11/11

#angelhack As if having a Diet Coke will make a difference... #IncrediblyHealthyHackingGrub http://t.co/xYHOTZwc

2012/11/11

Officer: that's why you need to look where you're going. Me: well, it's not often you find a traffic light lying on the sidewalk. #rubsface

2012/11/11

Local @Sainsburys doesn't have poppies :(

2012/11/11

Right, now I just need a rope. http://t.co/q6oE8fw5

2012/11/10

"Kewl molecule!" #angelhack http://t.co/lM8GEeZb

2012/11/10

I wonder what the rest of the Bloomberg offices look like... #angelhack http://t.co/dn0GFko5

2012/11/10

#angelhack, and I'm standing on a tele. http://t.co/ZtLC8MtQ

2012/11/10

Environmentally unfriendly tree. I saw it drive a gas guzzler to work today. http://t.co/NKc4Uo7R

2012/11/09

RT @Wehtam: Joe Cornish to write and direct a Snow Crash adaptation? How did I miss this!? http://t.co/aM9z79le

2012/11/09

RT @rubyannem: Message from 22cans on server and coins issue #Curiousity http://t.co/jMPCjfSD!

2012/11/09

Repairing reality with 3D printing. http://t.co/mqY7GwZt

2012/11/09

RT @byronhamburgers: @opyate Nice website. Cheats and BASIC? Chapeau.

2012/11/08

For the love of nads, this is awesome! "We'll email you about your free burgers soon." @byronhamburgers #Movember http://t.co/GQrZqIGI

2012/11/08

@PdCon2011 Actually, not so brilliant. They stole your name. Should have known, because #IBM can't be cool ;)

2012/11/08

Brilliant. RT @PdCon2011: #IBM is now also into #PureData? http://t.co/Wc8qezWE

2012/11/08

A job poster on a freelance website finally replies after 3 months and blames the delay on a "legal dispute". Cut and run?

2012/11/08

@jgrahamc Made especially for you: a bloody Instagram-filtered photograph of a Smurf. http://t.co/gpC9hgC6

2012/11/07

Just realised for the first time in 5 months that my Macbook Air doesn't have a Ethernet port. I suppose I don't really need it, then.

2012/11/07

@TremulantDesign Just checking if this can be exploited, but you get the idea. http://t.co/lItb1Daw

2012/11/07

TIL that if you skip the morning exercise routine because of work, the rest of day will feel like climbing an ∞ staircase. Never again.

2012/11/07

Windows 8 in 2012 VS AOL in 1996. http://t.co/XfRaErwb

2012/11/06

Tweedpunk. Love it! "If you back one procedurally generated stealth and survival tweedpunk horror game this year" http://t.co/w3JCBOoT

2012/11/06

Rumour has it they're all here for the opening act: a juggling monkey on a unicycle. http://t.co/6HYYYAA5

2012/11/06

RT @Brian_PixelPin: @WayraUK @TechCityUK @3_Beards @SiliconDrinkabt Help Rosa @TechHub keep smiling http://t.co/Cx2MWooA You know Movemb ...

2012/11/06

RT @JackGavigan: For my US followers, an impromptu exit poll: Who did you vote for in the US Presidential election? http://t.co/3fukKE2I ...

2012/11/06

Quite liking this WiFi on the Tube business.

2012/11/06

#November day 6. Donate for make benefit of our glorious gonads at http://t.co/lwS9Qb3j http://t.co/6gUW7nqi

2012/11/06

Can someone recommend good resources for algorithmically-generated faces/cartoons/humanoids, possibly using #Processing?

2012/11/06

#scala Bloxorz 10/10. That's it, then :-(

2012/11/05

Found my coding album of the day, courtesy of Eskmo. Here's a sampler: http://t.co/MCLGPODb

2012/11/05

Enter The Dragon Baby https://t.co/l65OkRje

2012/11/05

RT @stephencgrant: I want to own a burger van, call it 'Chips Second', and park it outside a Fitness First.

2012/11/04

Godspeed, You! Black Emperor. Up soon. With rundarlingrun http://t.co/GCjteqkJ

2012/11/04

The lady of the house is inspectigating the walls. #GrumbleAbode http://t.co/mqzeHjP8

2012/11/03

@TremulantDesign @Matt_Muir Note my sneaky addition to the URL... http://t.co/ICbVMbhd

2012/11/02

I wonder what he would've rapped if his girlfriend was an accountant. http://t.co/XrIkOuIN

2012/11/02

@TremulantDesign on electric blankets: "I don't want to cheap out, though, because it's an electric thing in your bed."

2012/11/01

Team @PollarizeMe sans the lovely couple @wehtam having dins at Grumble Abode. http://t.co/2XCTAPQ4

2012/11/01

Haha! RT @jplindstrom Holy shit! Again, Japanese ingenuity shows itself to be ridiculous/awesome in equal measure http://t.co/cbyjKawT

2012/11/01

We'd like to wish the hedgehog from Weston-super-Mare a speedy recovery.

2012/11/01

So, you're in a skyscraper in NYC, you're a geek, and #Sandy's storming outside. First thing that comes to mind? https://t.co/YDoaOuYn

2012/10/31

I love how the birthday song always falls over on the 3rd verse. #SingingInTheOffice

2012/10/31

So, nowhere in Westfield, then, to test-drive a Samsung series 5 Chromebook?

2012/10/31

You only make that mistake once. RT @brucel: Curses. I walked past a Bunny Chow place today as I didn't know what it is. Sounds delish

2012/10/31

Cooking & Coding again. #ThatThingIDo http://t.co/EwKBjApa

2012/10/30

This cartwheel is NYC taking it on the chin. #sandy http://t.co/mlejqDHA

2012/10/30

HAHA Oldie, but goodie. "Does /dev/null support sharding?" http://t.co/iWq8mu9C

2012/10/29

I shall stay up to date on Sandy from the safety of this cam on Lady Liberty's head: http://t.co/WiLfUvhg

2012/10/29

RT @J7mster: Amazing picture of hurricane #Sandy decending in New York http://t.co/3mMhCbNq

2012/10/29

@timruffles You'll like this too RT @psd: a quite lovely book, bringing the joy of micro-computing back into my browser http://t.co/TH6ZtGE0

2012/10/29

Now this is what I call community service: putting on two pots of coffee. #lookatme http://t.co/XtViSdMp

2012/10/29

#scala progfun anagrams 10/10, and the infamous combinations method spans only 4 lines, including method definition and closing brace.

2012/10/28

*Facepalm* http://t.co/JB82W7Zi

2012/10/27

My new car goes really well with my new kicks. http://t.co/z3rJtDyD

2012/10/27

Can Flickr start supporting Twitter Cards already...

2012/10/27

Ferran Adrià @WayraUK (and this time I got the accent right) http://t.co/7dVTM7o6

2012/10/25

I'm hungry. "@WayraUK: Crowd gathered, like they are awaiting the best meal ever... #FerranAtWayra http://t.co/mbtnfwfE"

2012/10/25

RT @psd: GOV.UK dashboard https://t.co/E0VuRJeY

2012/10/24

@LovePork Yes, please! #freebaconsarnie (I was very tempted to use all-CAPS for this tweet)

2012/10/24

This is cute. Girl dev on Github looking for boyfriend. The pull requests are quite funny. https://t.co/M2I7Z0Pp

2012/10/24

Missed the Apple fanfare last night, but didn't miss much, apparently. Apart from the Mini reminding me of the Note #OhHowTheTidesHaveTurned

2012/10/24

@MrAndyDavis Now they're getting creative with flyers on the Tube. http://t.co/XSJriQdc

2012/10/24

Humbled :) @zoepeden: RT @Brian_PixelPin: Juan from @PollarizeMe lecturing @moblacad on apis http://t.co/eAvyFKbY >>> Go Juan!!

2012/10/23

RT @latticecut: @moblacad #T7 Great talk from @opyate @mitraman on #API and backend choice and options http://t.co/ETZ0ySWX http://t.co/ ...

2012/10/23

RT @moblacad: Enjoying session on APIs c/o @mitraman & @opyate - thanks so much for co-curating this for us at #moblacad.

2012/10/23

RT @richardagroves: A good test for an API: How many questions about it have been asked and answered on http://t.co/XOHOt9bf? #moblacad

2012/10/23

Dear QWERTY keyboard and Android, how often do you really think I mean to type "good lick"?

2012/10/23

Printouts for tomorrow's API Games @moblacad http://t.co/Owg8i4Ac

2012/10/22

The human-powered free-running machine. http://t.co/I7mbTxH8

2012/10/22

Today is buy a laser pointer and Apple remote day. @moblacad

2012/10/22

Saw an interesting headline today: "How the Invention of Walls Gave Rise to Eavesdropping". http://t.co/y99ED7A6

2012/10/21

RT @jongold: “Make sure one of your cofounders is a designer. You need a designer.” @mojombo #startupschool <3

2012/10/21

RT @pollarizeme: Our CEO (@Wehtam) is thinking of crowd sourcing all his decisions and blogging the outcome... http://t.co/Ib3Dy0ty #plrz

2012/10/20

RT @sara_sgm: The new Pollarize app is on the market! It's great!!! Take a look and poll something!! :) @pollarizeme Congrats to all the ...

2012/10/20

update login set bio = 'Pollarize CTO. I update my bio directly in the database. Because I can.' where email = '[email protected] @pollarizeme

2012/10/20

I'll take a 10p savings on chilli sauce any day. *ahem* http://t.co/xCq0RL3b

2012/10/19

RT @Wehtam: Hear two of Team @pollarizeme being interviewed by @Omaniblog at the #websummit http://t.co/pynGzthE via #websummitdiary

2012/10/19

RT @pollarizeme: Pollarize is available to download in the Apple App Store. If you've got an iDevice running iOS6 you can get it here: h ...

2012/10/19

Finally gotten round to some #scala progfun after launching an app at #websummit this week. Huffman coding 10/10.

2012/10/19

I pressed the espresso button thrice before pressing the black coffee button. #websummit #yolo http://t.co/wL1AmdyR

2012/10/18

Main stage @ the #websummit http://t.co/PKn5QTmb

2012/10/17

"Oh, noes. I'm going to web summit with a sticky footer that doesn't work." --Phil @PollarizeMe http://t.co/9rhjO2Xc

2012/10/17

RT @TremulantDesign: Team @PollarizeMe ready to go at #WebSummit! @ Bewley's Hotel http://t.co/ygr2H6BU

2012/10/16

Interesting architecture; sunken hotel lounge #websummit http://t.co/Zq3utwag

2012/10/16

I've just joined Dublin Web Summit 2012 community via @bizzabo http://t.co/52PanVbF #WebSummit

2012/10/16

Adding SMS functionality with Twilio🔗

Adding SMS functionality with Twilio

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[tech, scala, twilio, pollarize]

2012/10/15

Ren & Stimpy <3 http://t.co/QCmzTpLu

2012/10/15

Yay, new stickers. My laptop needs a new coat. @redbubble http://t.co/wdiuOQjK

2012/10/15

Last minute thingies for @PollarizeMe before @WebSummitHQ on Tuesday. #lonelyoffice http://t.co/8QnMgTAv

2012/10/14

Commentator just said Bumpergartner. Haha!

2012/10/14

RT @RedBullStratos: Felix is about to jump! http://t.co/rf5aDN7D

2012/10/14

Felix's jump now imminent. Balloon being inflated! http://t.co/zNGmqoUz #redbullstratos #stratos #felix #livejump

2012/10/14

My favourite thing on this beautiful morning. Well, most mornings, actually. #coffee http://t.co/KSRGrjPH

2012/10/14

Yay, bedroom #2 got plastered. http://t.co/97xKqdE2

2012/10/13

Renovations took its toll on our Dyson. We're recommended a Henry. Comments?

2012/10/13

This hipster takes food photos AFTER eating. http://t.co/8xOrybWf

2012/10/13

Just bought a GROUP train ticket to Gatwick, and the confirmation includes a "soundtrack to your journey" MP3. Not very sociable, innit.

2012/10/12

RT @hailpixel: If you haven't seen it, watch the new Pixar short! What up fishes?!? http://t.co/eCxvupoo

2012/10/11

@AppStore How about offering me the latest version of XCode which is compatible with my system? http://t.co/znkIoVAk

2012/10/11

I feel thoroughly cheated, @Waitrose. My Tuna Niçoise had only half a hard-boiled egg today :( #FirstWorldProblems

2012/10/11

Sounds like a lawyer-in-making to me: Cheater sues high school for suspension thus curbing his college entry chances. http://t.co/pB6TO6J2

2012/10/11

I love dark chocolate and spicy things, but I've been warned against Lindt Wasabi. Comments on the back of a http://t.co/57y5QYMb

2012/10/10

Excited about my new Neil Gaiman eBook... http://t.co/MrtPRDg4 via @humble

2012/10/10

@fcw I understand how "different locations" is a consequence of the encryption scheme under discussion. Judged too quickly, I suppose.

2012/10/09

Heard a song at the wedding. It's not on the playlist. I can't remember any lyrics. I just found out I suck at humming it too. @SoundHound

2012/10/09

Always good to get Open Source love, even if the damn pull request have been merged months ago already :-) http://t.co/JUNE8dm9

2012/10/09

Pooh pooh all them #Coursera #scala #progfun cheaters :( http://t.co/Km7o0W1a

2012/10/09

Security by obscurity, if you ask me: To Keep Passwords Safe from Hackers... http://t.co/AuxVHc8v (via @TechReview + @NIglobal)

2012/10/09

Damnit, weather. Start permitting! Otherwise I'd need to cancel my three 'o clock. #livejump #weatherpermitting

2012/10/09

Meh. "Weather hold". #livejump http://t.co/otD7vXto

2012/10/09

@Spotify I don't see why I need to log in if I clicked on a link from within one of your emails...

2012/10/09

Prerequisite for our yet-to-be-bought new front door. It has to be compatible with this: https://t.co/7jGei5mx

2012/10/09

RT @mahemoff: Highlight of http://t.co/jDfqeNm3: @timberners_lee's job title http://t.co/sifJZl94

2012/10/08

Website not scrolling? No, but you're really zooming the crap out of that map in the top right hand corner...

2012/10/08

PIN number analysis http://t.co/n5x4ts6y #StuffToReadDuringMeetings

2012/10/08

@TVCatchup Login page doesn't work, and Homeland is starting :(

2012/10/07

I saw this awesome box full of LEDs, then the bride walks past... http://t.co/cZVwhgYH

2012/10/06

A cake made from fromage isn't necessarily a cheesecake. http://t.co/2w3DlDiW

2012/10/06

The Magic Mystery Bus is taking us to the land of champagne and roast pork. http://t.co/S0YzeYzQ

2012/10/06

Licks plate, and does a search for "chilli sauce subscription service".

2012/10/05

Tabasco AND Cholula chili&garlic sauce. Because your tongue only lives once. http://t.co/HdVfm3B9

2012/10/05

Wedding hair. (Hair mine, wedding not). http://t.co/ialQtF1W

2012/10/05

#Kittydar: 0, Internet: 2 http://t.co/abJ9Xlot? http://t.co/R2t1pwBy

2012/10/05

@AndyBinn Looks like you've been hacked, bud. Getting a load of DMs from you with spurious links.

2012/10/05

It was a thirsty day at the docks. @3_beards http://t.co/0oyXc3tx

2012/10/04

I totes agree with Mr. Otter here... #yolo http://t.co/lxKNvAZm

2012/10/04

@hailpixel mind if I nick jelly mesh for something? :-)

2012/10/04

A real bugbear: when your build tool decides that you need fresh copies of snapshot dependencies whilst on t http://t.co/kKvD8K5x

2012/10/04

RT @TremulantDesign: Campaign: @CocaCola crowdsourcing design. I'm #AntiSpec, I say no. http://t.co/VM0ZaeDi via @Pixxel

2012/10/03

My very valid argument of the day: getting a 3D printer to print our (as yet unborn) kids' toys ourselves. # http://t.co/GlrGrvF7

2012/10/03

RT @nickdaloisio: iPad screen size/Original iPhone/iPod Touch screen size/iPhone 5 screen size/iPad Mini screen size - I feel like I'm d ...

2012/10/03

RT @fionalaird: WOW. Look, this is good >> RT @guardianculture: BFI to launch online player with 10,000 films from its archives ht ...

2012/10/03

Kudos to @iRowan for letting @PollarizeMe pitch to him tonight. The "cheesy" comment will be taken to heart. http://t.co/usq0O8YP

2012/10/02

@moleitau We'd like to have a chat about work/work balance when/if you have a moment. Far corner @WayraUK and look out for @PollarizeMe

2012/10/02

@dogpellet Can you async it with something like https://t.co/vnLmlOq0 ? Try and let me know :)

2012/10/02

RT @pollarizeme: Tickets, hotel and flights booked. Looks like we're going to Dublin #websummit! Now just need to make sure the platform ...

2012/10/01

RT @zoepeden: Find out why we created our new free MyChoicePad Makaton games app http://t.co/vKVsFsmd #makaton

2012/10/01

So, what is the Standford/Boston ping roundtrip nowadays? http://t.co/qZLodH3N @lovell

2012/10/01

Doing a search for Chef cookbooks for foreman, but getting all the wrong results. #GeorgeForemanGrill

2012/10/01

RT @nikcub: Kickstarter project for a book on how to successfully fund Kickstarter projects failed to fund itself on Kickstarter: http:/ ...

2012/10/01

I found a jellybean and may eat it later http://t.co/G6njq3mz

2012/10/01

The character from La Linea phoned me from what sounded like a phone booth in India: my CC is now blocked. http://t.co/9GAF1yUF

2012/10/01

HAHA! My world-record breaking cousin Nando now has his own brand of boerewors (boer sausage). http://t.co/jFTD15E2

2012/09/30

This, Sunday, and 4 coffees in. http://t.co/kIJT1amR

2012/09/30

Call Of Duty: Blackops just became available for Mac, but Pollarize needs to be migrated from Heroku to AWS... #ThePitfallsOfHaving2Jobs

2012/09/30

Elcombe fields. http://t.co/G2t7ykgJ

2012/09/29

#Kittydar: 0, Internet: 1 http://t.co/gp2EppDt http://t.co/nPEZd9NO

2012/09/28

Oh, Mr. Nguyen... Olson can now sue every kid who ever lived. http://t.co/sfREFojJ

2012/09/28

Best movie death scene ever. https://t.co/ANE92WXb

2012/09/28

FACT! Brain turns red after walking 20 minutes. #OutOfContext http://t.co/miT6xumd

2012/09/27

There's something very serene about floating polar bears... http://t.co/P2veoSx4

2012/09/27

@lovell Here's that Raspberry Pi article. Let me know what you think. I'm too legally challenged to get into it. http://t.co/PyD70ChL

2012/09/27

@nodejitsu that 3rd step is hidden and hopefully not a requirement for signup... http://t.co/2z9PyH9R

2012/09/26

#BuzzPhraseBingo. "We'll deal with X so you can focus on your app" anyone?

2012/09/26

@YOSushi guy, Y U NO ever give a spoon for my miso? #IShouldReallyCheck

2012/09/26

RT @JoeScarboro: We only had a beer delivery yesterday. Today, we had THE beer delivery! #Sizzle6 #biggest3beardsbeerdeliveryyet http:// ...

2012/09/26

RT @carrozo: Young entrepreneurs ‘could cripple economy’ http://t.co/9d3lYszY

2012/09/26

My first bit of #Kickstarter spam. http://t.co/uCZvDOjH

2012/09/26

Haha, "Now my house is listed as a fountain in Austria." https://t.co/9nczYVsX

2012/09/25

RT @WayraUK: @pollarizeme answer the questions of people and brands by tapping into the wisdom of authoritative crowds http://t.co/Rn1SsxN7

2012/09/25

RT @JohnDonoghue64: Remember when I told you I had a bad finger ... http://t.co/NLcfg0MO

2012/09/24

Why does this not sound like it aged well? 06:16 http://t.co/VWZlNvAM

2012/09/24

RT @TremulantDesign: We've been chosen to pitch @pollarizeme at Dublin Web Summit in October! http://t.co/OCn0bnfZ

2012/09/24

RT @TremulantDesign: And like that, @pollarizeme is submitted to the App Store! @ Pollarize http://t.co/mvBt3JTt

2012/09/24

RT @alexia: A million guys walk in to a Silicon Valley bar. None of them buy anything. The bar is declared a rousing success. http://t ...

2012/09/22

RT @mfeathers: My email account has devolved into a notification service for all of the software I use.

2012/09/22

And on that note, is the chemical name for Titin actually written down somewhere? http://t.co/DrKLTavJ

2012/09/21

Gobbledygook? No! http://t.co/Ym4LhgfZ

2012/09/21

Awesome job, mate! @stef #sizzle6 http://t.co/gyb1Pfzj

2012/09/20

Like a very large Limbo level. http://t.co/qHcBEj8X #xkcd via @dividuum

2012/09/20

Battling with undocumented/un-source-coded 3rd party library. Generating code with javap -verbose. #meh #TryingThings

2012/09/20

Dear Twitter, who can you recommend for one-off high-res 3D printing in London? #makerbot #replicator

2012/09/20

@pollarizeme runs a infinitely looping smoke script which says "oh, bugger" whenever an HTTP response is not 200. (yes, and we use @pingdom)

2012/09/19

Acid level in my tummy is directly proportional to colleague's greasy index finger's distance from my monitor. #OCD

2012/09/19

#Endurance runs in the family. http://t.co/vmX7gJcR

2012/09/18

£5 says you tweet "breakup" and a consolation bot starts following you. Most likely @ThatsWhyUrMyEx.

2012/09/18

Just made 50 business cards of my thumb. http://t.co/TWwDlehQ via @overheardatmoo

2012/09/18

Happy 1348000000000, about a minute ago.

2012/09/18

Map/reduce. Scatter/gather. Divide/conquer. Fork/join. Breakup/make up for bytes.

2012/09/18

The #Java Hall Of Shame. http://t.co/DH692u0y

2012/09/18

Writing a Maven archetype which generates #Groovy code, which will later generate #Java code, and making myself redundant in the process.

2012/09/18

RT @pauberson: “@villaaston: GOLD MEDAL WINNER @pauberson ! Hackathon champion! http://t.co/N10N9U3z” #Sizzle6

2012/09/17

Doodle recog, then soon Google search results based on doodles, then THEN chimps will be able to find cat videos too! http://t.co/ORDh9tmZ

2012/09/17

Mega kudos @3_Beards + @Digital_Sizzle for the #sizzle6 hackathon. I'm maintaining a fresh Spark File until next time. http://t.co/HiSIvthh

2012/09/17

"@LinkYeah: Absolutely hilarious video of @TremulantDesign handling a remote helicopter at #sizzle6 - http://t.co/9WwqMEIz" roflmao

2012/09/16

Hipster for taking a food pic, but party leftovers are the best! @ Grumble Abode http://t.co/fFACKNQ9

2012/09/16

http://134.0.22.13/record/44702783956 #sizzle6 @stef My favourite of the night, some lovely data jewelry.

2012/09/16

http://t.co/jmgbWZ3z So, apparently it worked up to the max 5 attempts for FREE accounts. Once we're premium, we're good. #sizzle6

2012/09/16

Sara fixing the Karakilio spotify bug? Stay tuned. #sizzle6 @ Mozilla http://t.co/64XKfUPX

2012/09/16

#lfw and it's quite mesmerising.

2012/09/16

Dress from London Fashion week data. #sizzle6 @ Mozilla http://t.co/X94ftwmH

2012/09/16

@fatman_Chan quake

2012/09/16

#sizzle6 rocks

2012/09/16

Being judged in a second. #sizzle6 #MozLDN @3beards @ Mozilla http://t.co/MnrrB071

2012/09/16

@3beards logo in the flesh. #sizzle6 @ Mozilla http://t.co/Cz8BUjO5

2012/09/16

RT @djmidwood: At some point, it will become tomorrow morning and drinking beer will be wrong. Until then... #sizzle6

2012/09/16

RT @TremulantDesign: The night is only just beginning at the #sizzle6 art hackathon! @mostarart @ Mozilla http://t.co/JjQw1cQf

2012/09/15

RT @DanielSteeves: Many thanks to Shoreditch Superstar @NatiTal for her support for @TEDxBristol Here is the title slide @Natalka_Design ...

2012/09/15

@TremulantDesign has my vote for the UK list. Infographic: 50 People Shaping The Future Of Design http://t.co/htJqRtTm

2012/09/15

Firefooxball #sizzle6 @ Mozilla http://t.co/JdncWSMZ

2012/09/15

Red ink on a whiteboard makes for mega excite. #sizzle6 @ Mozilla http://t.co/WfLJGWBZ

2012/09/15

#sizzle6 And the colour of the day is Orange.

2012/09/14

Made me chuckle. Malware inserted on PC production lines, says study http://t.co/4OgJB0Hf

2012/09/13

Conde Nast automated message: "Thanks for wa-holding..." Wahey!

2012/09/12

RT @jongold: How to be a #growthhacker in 10 simple steps: 1-10) Tell people you're a Growth Hacker

2012/09/12

Just saw the new @pollarizeme pitch desk. I'm excite!

2012/09/11

@giffgaff have, since July 21st, given me 3 PAC codes, which I've sent to @ThreeUK. Still no transfer. What gives? #OffTheGrid

2012/09/11

One can't un-hear this. http://t.co/LZlvtDza

2012/09/10

Hey, #anonymous... stop mucking about, please. http://t.co/K2q7I5Rk

2012/09/10

RT @adamtaylor: Balance restored. Epic cycle followed with booze and cigarettes.

2012/09/08

Please all mine, as always. RT @techpractical: Bumped into @opyate at the pub. Good times

2012/09/08

Gotta ♥ DIY. Not all brackets are created the same.

2012/09/06

My feature cycle is now 60% coding and 40% waiting for Heroku to deploy staging and production. It's taking AGES today.

2012/09/06

Dear ICO, sue us http://t.co/YvH1NLND via @nocookielaw Hear, hear!

2012/09/05

When Capitalists Cared http://t.co/0haX39OQ damn right!

2012/09/04

Using £3.50 super glue to fix two £1 pens. #FrugalButDumb

2012/09/04

Lol @ 1991 http://t.co/xi3JgE4O

2012/09/04

I'm attending Digital Sizzle 6 - Hackathon -- http://t.co/OC4R0okP W00t :)

2012/09/04

32 http://t.co/lXCQ4kgP

2012/09/03

RT @Werner: Cross Origin Resource Sharing (CORS) support in Amazon #S3 #AWS http://t.co/MXzj8PhB

2012/09/01

Awesomesauce! "@asgeirhoem: Norway's http://t.co/0csgoxkC JXRXUn28 Takes On The Travel Giants - Forbes http://t.co/OayOAU9g @staydotcom"

2012/08/29

Riak meetup tomorrrow, chatting about devops http://t.co/j9COpucF

2012/08/28

RT @DanielSteeves: Good Job Apple, You Fucked the World (by @baekdal) #opinion http://t.co/2LqUJTio via @Andrew_Campling

2012/08/26

"@rubyannem: I love @TremulantDesign" I almost retweeted this!

2012/08/26

RT @williamcrawley: Dear TV bosses: Please re-screen the moon landing one evening as a tribute to Neil Armstrong. (RT if you agree.)

2012/08/25

Screaming at my Air because I have to go and it's not compiling fast enough :-/

2012/08/25

I hope this works with my regular £2 notepad from W.H.Smith's. http://t.co/jHWytg5m

2012/08/25

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. --George Santayana

2012/08/24

You know your pomodori are too long when @Grooveshark asks "Are you still there?" #PomodoroTechnique

2012/08/23

Don't ignore your dreams; don't work too much; say what you think; cultivate friendships; be happy. #todo http://t.co/zIeH6Ta3

2012/08/23

RT @paulg: Uber is so obviously a good thing that you can measure how corrupt cities are by how hard they try to suppress it.

2012/08/23

Do the 128kbps VS 320kbps challenge. I didn't guess and got it right. http://t.co/JQf5it2P

2012/08/23

RT @joshbloch: My response to Stroustrup: API design is like sex: make one mistake and support if for the rest of your life.

2012/08/22

Today I misspelt "broodcasting". Then I thought of @AngryBirds.

2012/08/21

RT @priteau: Pfft! Ruby, man! Ruby! http://t.co/PkvK8dC

2012/08/21

Open Condom Store! *boogies* http://t.co/aUfi8gay

2012/08/20

Working with Velocity templates feels like #Java Land shoving a very limited subset of PHP down my throat.

2012/08/20

@wehtam doing the CEO putting-vision-to-paper thing. @ Wayra UK http://t.co/D6WCg4tv

2012/08/18

Damn. http://t.co/pv7lkOZf

2012/08/17

Ubi - The Ubiquitous Computer - Voice-Activated & Always On by Team Ubi — Kickstarter http://t.co/CfCLD0F1 via @kickstarter

2012/08/16

RT @Oatmeal: Help me raise money to buy Nikola Tesla's old laboratory http://t.co/Vv6gO9rr

2012/08/15

Russel Square airport in London now open for business. http://t.co/zZzACUrY

2012/08/13

RT @tweetsoutloud: So my coworkers said we were got a new picture from Mars...(original here http://t.co/ybiIp1G1). Can't. Stop. Laughin ...

2012/08/08

RT @JoeScarboro: @pollarizeme gets a mention from @ediggs as one of the biggest successes from Campus @startuplondon at @L_Pbusiness Pan ...

2012/08/07

RT @psd: "four digits Amazon considers unimportant enough to display in the clear, Apple considers secure enough to perform identity ver ...

2012/08/07

RT @kelkulus: This made my head explode. http://t.co/ssEQubOo

2012/08/06

RT @TremulantDesign: Dribbbled some @pollarizeme splash page design earlier on http://t.co/dhR2gcta #design #apple

2012/08/05

RT @inthecompanyof: Jimmy Wales just gave @silicondrinkabt a shout out, as an example of what London needs. #londondebate honoured & ...

2012/08/04

♥ing @Heroku's new #postgres PaaS https://t.co/xvuTvpvx

2012/08/04

Visiting Imperative Land from Functional Land, I now only care about re-assignments (yellow) and errors (red). #scala http://t.co/L9Ak67gY

2012/08/02

RT @TremulantDesign: Olympic divers on the toilet http://t.co/n93aAvyj

2012/08/01

I have to see this... #weirdfilms http://t.co/wKwlVO9L

2012/08/01

Work/life balance? Try work/work/work balance: juggling day job, startup, and pet project :) #notcomplaining

2012/08/01

Ha. I just declared a variable "final Destination". JMS can be a bit scary like that.

2012/08/01

Semantic Web Deep Dive🔗

Semantic Web Deep Dive

blog

[tech, semweb]

2012/07/31

RT @breko: LOL Windows 1 vs Windows 8 http://t.co/qRbMVGct

2012/07/31

Our house through the eyes of Neo. http://t.co/Wp9RvQrj

2012/07/31

Retweeting from Weibo: "In full bloom naked, digging booger." Right on!

2012/07/31

RT @raulvelazm: Twitter near real-time user insights research for the U of Liverpool. Do you have 10 minutes? http://t.co/LcyW8PXP

2012/07/31

Gotta ♥ the composability of #scala #playframework actions. I now have one which spits out CORS headers, extracts the user and GEO headers.

2012/07/31

RT @rubyannem: Really impressed by the turnout at @DontPitchMeBro! #DPMB2

2012/07/26

OAuth 2.0 and the Road to Hell http://t.co/AdG4IOsd oh. Crap.

2012/07/26

My colleagues swarmed to the window. Turns out it's a bunch of guys dressed in white holding up traffic and burning fossil fuels. #olympics

2012/07/26

I'm not jumping ship, but here's my first ever "weib". http://t.co/iRxC8JUn http://t.co/qB4o8JI2

2012/07/26

A thinly veiled "can the cutlery thieves please STOP doing that" if I've ever seen one... http://t.co/GRwjUQ86

2012/07/25

See my previous Tweet. Grand job on this puppy: http://t.co/rFv40vMD http://t.co/nzLjlXRF

2012/07/24

Not only do I see blurry because of all this programming, but my eyes are now literally blurry. http://t.co/tIkBSz3l http://t.co/LBfCdMoJ

2012/07/24

Getting weird stares for eating chunky vegetable soup at 10h30AM. #yolo

2012/07/24

Attention to detail: An apostrophe is the difference between a company that knows its shit and a company that knows it’s shit.

2012/07/24

On Patents http://t.co/iB3ue9I3 If you own a software patent, you should feel bad.

2012/07/23

I'm adding: Jacob's Bladder "@bryanveloso: Tar Trek #removeoneletterfilms #ickyfilms"

2012/07/22

@rubyannem Jess said that Poppet is the one! You'll know what she meant, apparently :)

2012/07/21

Everyone should download this right now. Right up there with Dean Gray's American Edit. http://t.co/K3YejpTK @illegalart

2012/07/21

Mega kudos and karma to @MrRuboto team for this: http://t.co/eTX6EWzs Ruby on Android.

2012/07/20

Whoop! HTC confirms Android Jelly Bean coming to One X http://t.co/60YV6kOB via @verge

2012/07/20

That is great news! @asgeirhoem @knuturdalen: Our brand new http://t.co/9vX6xkfM app trending in App Store :) http://t.co/WT5tOitv

2012/07/19

"You now have 26.38 GB on Dropbox." #likeaboss @Dropbox

2012/07/18

Decided to learn a thing or 2 about RDF/OWL by throwing myself into the deep end with a test. #semweb #TabSwitchingFTW http://t.co/lBydLQ6A

2012/07/14

In other news, I printed a 3D printer today.

2012/07/14

Don't you just love those sites that REQUIRE a login... @thefancy http://t.co/ZymjId4w

2012/07/13

RT @hailpixel: Daytime fireworks http://t.co/uOMqgLZl

2012/07/12

@lovell How does this Raspberry Pi competitor compare w.r.t IO? http://t.co/R3Abd6zi

2012/07/11

I love this. 19 questions tagged #dcpu-16 on SO already. http://t.co/U4PsrbPS

2012/07/07

Attended the premiere, and can totally recommend it. @pingpongfilm #NeverTooOldForGold http://t.co/fqP9YDFZ

2012/07/07

Doesn't always work, but hey. #oracle404 https://t.co/2lxvXatU http://t.co/gd8apSMi

2012/07/06

I love Dropbox because It's the most convenient way to send yourself stuff since email attachments. http://t.co/LW6GB0ie

2012/07/04

@aloiscochard And I just realised what you mean by the box they use :-)

2012/07/04

Thank you! http://t.co/7UCWeUos

2012/07/04

@aloiscochard Remember my game idea we discussed at the Play! meetup? Here's the interaction technology I talked about: http://t.co/iub831JL

2012/07/04

Good #PostgresQL refresher on indexes, courtesy of @thoughtbot https://t.co/8RVWOQFL

2012/07/03

Seriously, why do some blog posts span multiple pages? Is it to generate more ad revenue?

2012/07/03

RT @Virgin: @wehtam @pollarizeme all the best guys! Hope it's all going well

2012/07/02

RT @JasonHirschhorn: "We want all our content available anytime, anywhere at a reasonable price via purchase, rental or subscription" sa ...

2012/07/02

RT @WayraUK: @MayorofLondon Boris Johnson writes "I have seen the future" on the Agora wall @WayraUK London Academy http://t.co/e2EyyBpo

2012/07/02

James Brown plus déjà vu equals this loop. http://t.co/eJcDfOWm!

2012/07/01

@Independent I find it a bit hard to read your articles with all the pop-overs. God bless Clearly by @evernote http://t.co/Cir3WIp6

2012/06/30

IKEA style: "the x 2" RT @simondevonshire: GQmagazine joke: Ikea now sells jokes: bar the horse into walks long a barman face why says the.

2012/06/30

Indeed. When I first heard him, I didn't need to "think twice" about becoming a fan :-P RT @NatiTal: phil collins!!!

2012/06/30

RT @TremulantDesign: Great video from earlier today - Official Opening of the @WayraUK Academy with BoJo http://t.co/VzndjwAP

2012/06/29

Unfortunately, I can't read a thing on this page... @springboardnews http://t.co/kbmNR4yc

2012/06/29

@jplindstrom Thanks for saving me from a (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

2012/06/28

@Unionroasted Exchange with my manager this morning... http://t.co/5ENgboGR

2012/06/28

RT @nickwsmith: FuckItJS: Runs your javascript code whether your compiler likes it or not. https://t.co/qQzc7r7j via @newsycombinator

2012/06/27

Been using #Macports for 3 years and went from 12GB to 5.6GB after following this tip: http://t.co/Jz4XW9De

2012/06/27

When I code #scala using vim, I get that candy lemon and orange taste in my mouth... yum. http://t.co/NjiJmaNU

2012/06/26

Dear Facebook, When I view-source my profile page, I expect to see "vcard", "foaf" and suchlike. Thanks for breaking the web again! #unlike

2012/06/25

Is it just me, or does coleslaw go well with everything? http://t.co/nHX28CUe #plrz

2012/06/25

Data, data, data. 23 challenges, 4 of them grand: http://t.co/Ct2a2EVj #bigdata

2012/06/25

Hear, hear—let's put his face on the tenner! RT @DanielSteeves: Why we owe it all to Alan Turing — http://t.co/5AvKdGNC

2012/06/23

The Spaniard is eating all my moorish #fooddoctor seed mix #ffs http://t.co/dj7JEcaz

2012/06/22

Should Mickey Mouse be in the public domain? http://t.co/GSnyzzRh http://t.co/dw0k8HoT #plrz

2012/06/21

It's not like I *would* appropriate Mickey Mouse, but come on! http://t.co/yXsbF8Xe

2012/06/21

My value to Zuck was $31 at IPO, now only $17. I'll quit #FB for less than that. http://t.co/ebXMhT5N

2012/06/21

RT @TremulantDesign: Really looking forward to moving @pollarizeme into @WayraUK tomorrow!

2012/06/18

Checking out Pluggio (free Twitter & Facebook manager) http://t.co/PheZqsnt

2012/06/15

@TweetDeck Do you use HTTP Basic auth for your SPA, Air client, and mobile client?

2012/06/12

C'mon folks--we'll make a lot of people happy if you sign this petition: https://t.co/9J0hjYj9

2012/06/12

Best #StackOverflow reputation ever. http://t.co/nSuvEnol

2012/06/12

Dear FaceBook, how am I supposed to click on the links in your footer if you keep on loading new content on scroll?

2012/06/11

Should Apple televise #WWDC2012? http://t.co/xTKhWE3C #plrz

2012/06/11

What are you most excited about for tonight's #WWDC2012? http://t.co/xuBwmUQO #plrz

2012/06/11

One for the trolls. Haha! http://t.co/mkZMuuiL

2012/06/08

Your next computer game will play you. http://t.co/tKl8idtU

2012/06/08

@mongolab "unforeseen error" currently, but maintenance is about 6 hours off? Also, no clues on http://t.co/yQkRpQML http://t.co/NlKWixCe

2012/06/07

Who's watching the #VenusTransit ? http://t.co/vMZURWMI #plrz

2012/06/05

@pollarizeme FB page has 42 likes. Good answer! http://t.co/IkyIgxRZ

2012/06/05

It's the #zombieapocalypse. What is your weapon of choice? http://t.co/BTERqFMb #plrz

2012/06/01

How amazing is it that pollarize.me team just got 50K funding? http://t.co/0iKGPj7k #plrz

2012/05/31

Well, said @wehtam! RT @WayraUK: Wayra Week UK: Project profile - @pollarizeme: http://t.co/VNV5tkMC #wayraweek

2012/05/30

Does 剣道 mean "Way of the sword" in Japanese? http://t.co/GWJWYQgV #plrz

2012/05/30

RT @TremulantDesign: Should @opyate get a Samsung Galaxy 3, or wait it out until the next iPhone? http://t.co/HIiHuDZS #plrz

2012/05/30

RT @pollarizeme pollarize.me pitch is at 5.30 today. Thinking of stripping to wake the judges up #wayraweek http://t.co/q3fXEJpP #plrz

2012/05/30

What's the weather going to be like for the Jubilee weekend? http://t.co/ZOXW1i5T #plrz

2012/05/30

Awesome first day at #wayraweek. We're pitching for casheroons tomorrow at 17h30 http://t.co/zQf2aX0s @TremulantDesign @Wehtam @philip_cole

2012/05/29

Looks like I've praying... @pollarizeme @TremulantDesign #wayraweek @wayrauk http://t.co/PwNfwJ0y

2012/05/29

RT @WayraUK: Fantastic first day of #wayraweek Huge thank you for everyone's energy today. Tomorrow pitching begins...

2012/05/29

RT @glennbookingbug: So @SiliconDrinkabt will have lots of US startups tonight - so brit startups should make sure they come and say hi!

2012/05/25

@Unionroasted God bless Rwanda and their coffee beans. One sip and my heart started pounding like a jackhammer.

2012/05/25

In my defence, I did spend about 5 seconds scurrying for the mouse and clicking the STOP button. http://t.co/ab4I0EeB http://t.co/6Fa6oWrk

2012/05/24

RT @TremulantDesign: More good news: We're through to the final 30 with @pollarizeme for funding from @WayraUK! 20 get funded--almost there!

2012/05/23

Why would I want to save a file before deleting it? #texteditor #facepalm

2012/05/23

@LeonRadley Hey Leon, what's the turnaround for getting new play-salat builds on the typesafe repo? Cheers for 1.0.4 BTW!

2012/05/23

Help! Play 2.0 #Scala #Heroku instance isn't seeing every variable in the Procfile http://t.co/yotmMA04

2012/05/20

#TGIF Happy Friday, everyone! Here something to celebrate and make your eyes bleed: http://t.co/PMzp5aOj

2012/05/18

Do we do A/B testing now!? RT @TremulantDesign: @Wehtam @opyate @sara_sgm @philip_cole we got another mention on TNW - http://t.co/oDGPydE9

2012/05/15

For "that". http://t.co/hi9EWpLA

2012/05/14

To drinkabt. That is the answer. RT @shiftyhorse: To @SiliconDrinkabt or to not drinkabt? That is the question.

2012/05/11

@philip_cole @timruffles The #future is here! HTML9 Responsive Boilerstrap JS http://t.co/pAWk5zJE

2012/05/09

John Peel's record collection to be put online, yay :-) http://t.co/DwoGXSf1

2012/05/01

Ad-free #radio with gorgeous band photos and social features. Great music. http://t.co/Bii3UKJM via @earbits

2012/04/28

Defeats the purpose of RCS, innit? RT @unixdaemon: Every time i see a git commit...that does nothing but comment things out...I want to cry.

2012/04/24

RT @jessejiryudavis: Git lolcommits! Takes your photo when you commit https://t.co/nOkJ0GKi

2012/04/21

This script works for me: http://t.co/6Pc5CqoZ RT @channingwalton: frustrated a cannot download the #scaladays2012 videos from Vimeo.

2012/04/21

RT @andy1138: #ScalaDays2012 has started, live feed at http://t.co/rp183HTp

2012/04/17

Looking forward to the #scaladays concurrency talks tomorrow with @marius, @viktorklang and @__axel22

2012/04/16

@crosscountryuk Nice to know that you're out to get us :-) http://t.co/knCwkI53

2012/04/15

cdn js + yepnope resource loading should do the trick http://t.co/thxgxKfQ

2012/04/14

Totally #random product of the day http://t.co/4fcNwtv3

2012/04/13

RT @SiliconDrinkabt: Come down to @HoxWhiteHorse this evening, @WayraUK are buying the drinks, and we've got SNES and Pinball setup! htt ...

2012/04/13

Getting quite excited about #scaladays now... #geekingout

2012/04/12

RT @lovell: Big (start) up to @opyate for being part of the winning team at #swlondon http://t.co/0Dg04j26

2012/04/04

Startups, This Is How Design Works: A guide to understanding digital & physical product design for startups @wellsriley http://t.co/MVv3eJSH

2012/04/04

Don't read this tweet.

2012/04/01

Whoop! RT @pollarizeme: Nice post up on @Virgin talking about our @PollarizeMe app and @StartupWeekend #SWLondon: http://t.co/rgvJ19Oo

2012/03/30

@matwall Guess what I did using Play 2.0 last weekend :-) http://t.co/LjtgKGys

2012/03/28

RT @laverick: My Startup Weekend London retrospective: http://t.co/CguHTtku #swlondon @startuplondon

2012/03/28

Follow the @PollarizeMe story here: http://t.co/nj53QC4Y

2012/03/28

I concur :) RT @TremulantDesign: @jemimah_knight @pmoe @roxannevarza thanks for the votes of confidence on @PollarizeMe at #SwLondon guys!

2012/03/26

Hell yeah! "@PollarizeMe: Huge congratulations to the team for winning #swlondon this weekend! Now to look to the future!"

2012/03/25

RT @TremulantDesign: [email protected] keeps scaring the shit out of me at #SWLondon when he calls time on the 5 minute presentations

2012/03/25

#onize #swlondon Wed 7-10PM, Sarah, ?????, PROFIT!

2012/03/25

And funny :-) RT @TremulantDesign: Great presentation by @SealTheDeal at #SWLondon

2012/03/25

RT @TremulantDesign: Pitch over, well done @Wehtam and the rest of team @PollarizeMe! #SWLondon http://t.co/twIzkGyY http://t.co/kGISksi6

2012/03/25

RT @BriteUK: A roomful of teams busy brainstorming and creating viable business propositions http://t.co/b9crD0k5 #SwLondon #campuslondon

2012/03/24

London @StartupWeekend – March 23/24/25 http://t.co/vGKMS66u pitching http://t.co/BYDiu2ay

2012/03/22

Blog roll coincidence that doesn't bode well for Kevin Rose :-/ http://t.co/6XswCLSS

2012/03/16

'headless', but requires X. #pffft

2012/03/13

@psd Testing Puppet with Puppi, as discussed this morning: http://t.co/NmfETIjz Good to chat again :-)

2012/03/12

Quick graphical example of #DI in #scala compared to #spring http://t.co/pGooVJmg

2012/03/11

#scala folks in #sanfran around for a quick beer?

2012/03/01

#Jetlag is for chumps. Body clock got me up at 7AM in #sanfran with only the usual hunger pangs for coffee. http://t.co/td5BV8Tl

2012/02/29

Quick photo update before I hit the town with some friends I made on the train. #sanfran http://t.co/Ke7xYI5v

2012/02/29

Consistent hashing with Scala🔗

Consistent hashing using Scala and gnuplot

blog

[tech, scala]

2012/02/27

Exploring consistent hashing with #scala and #gnuplot http://t.co/CcBTM936

2012/02/27

Segfaulting the #scala compiler again... "/Applications/typesafe-stack//bin/scalac: line 161: 87463 Segmentation fault"

2012/02/27

@psd thanks for your time this morning--t'was a pleasure. Here's a reminder for Damian Conway: http://t.co/4NMJTS1F

2012/02/27

Programmer’s Bill Of Rights 2012🔗

Programmer’s Bill Of Rights 2012

blog

[tech, life]

2012/02/24

Be careful what you type when using a terminal emulator…🔗

Be careful what you type when using a terminal emulator…

blog

tech

2012/02/24

Programmers' Bill Of Rights updated for 2012 #pbor http://t.co/yLW0souV

2012/02/24

I wish I had a dollar every time I ... spent a dollar.

2012/02/24

Silverlight update: "You may need to restart your browser." Convenient with 100+ tabs & paused videos. Anyhoo: http://t.co/mkoDFAsN

2012/02/24

https://t.co/mDF6ppwm on GAE, claiming to be powered by Perl. Naughty :-P

2012/02/23

Delete me!🔗

Another quick Markdown example for Plato.

example

[tech,racket,markdown,hoedown]

2012/02/13

RT @rckenned: today's phone screen, "<company> HACKDAY Champion 2011"…I'll be the judge of that

2012/01/26

Read Receipts for the rest of us🔗

Read Receipts for the rest of us

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tech

2012/01/25

I just discovered @wavii - auto-magical news feeds for any topic (seriously!). Join for early access, https://t.co/rBNjddEJ

2012/01/23

I support #wikipediablackout! Show your support here http://t.co/B8XyNyLy

2012/01/18

A dream and a lesson🔗

A dream reminded me that you have to believe in yourself.

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life

2012/01/17

Failed startup #1🔗

Failed startup #1

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[startup, failure]

2012/01/16

RT @benoonbenoon: Holy crap. Absolutely appalling --> RT @smagdali: Google, what were you thinking? http://t.co/DvWSmF7q - shocking b ...

2012/01/13

My @Peerindex is 11. What is yours? Why not get your personal profile here? http://t.co/ZRQ1kaV6

2012/01/13

Forget SOPA: Copyright owners must build a better BitTorrent http://t.co/Xx7aFiXa via @arstechnica

2012/01/10

#london #startup scene: come and discuss a couple of free courses with us this semester: http://t.co/jqh2mmqK

2012/01/10

Reddit Co-Founder Alexis Ohanian on how the Internet will be made not managed http://t.co/8Ltt1dJZ via @TNWinsider

2011/12/22

RT @dcsobral: “search Stack Overflow for un-googleable strings like >> and && http://t.co/L4tMyfTC” - we should link that on #scal ...

2011/12/16

#startupidea Distill those one-hour keynote/TED vids into a few minutes of quality stuff. Life's too short for just more telly.

2011/12/15

RT @AquilaRift: I can't type toady.

2011/12/08

#scaladays 2012 ticket purchased :-)

2011/12/08

RT learn > know: Avoiding a technology for fear of not being able to hire people who already know it? You're hiring the wrong people.

2011/12/01

To all spreading FUD about #scala: Man the f*ck up and flatMap that shit.

2011/11/30

Coincidence of the day: pull request 42, and test data == 42. Must be The Answer ;-) #scala http://t.co/NJHJtGxE

2011/11/29

Shaving the yak again...

2011/11/28

Exciting post from @dpp http://t.co/zjdP3AV0

2011/11/17

I'm not tired -- I just haven't shaved in a week. Besides, I got ID-ed last week ;-) #renovations

2011/11/14

Funny how a simple downwards-force vector (cafetière) translates into a complex array of fluid/thermodynamics vectors (coffee + crotch).

2011/11/09

RT @aneesha: Visualize the algorithms taught in week 3 machine learning of #aiclass http://t.co/88OjpYuS

2011/10/30

What have my Sundays come to? http://t.co/lLpwIVtI #aiclass

2011/10/30

Why does "sudo renice -20" not work for #chrome's Flash plugin? Music keeps stuttering when #scala's compiling...

2011/10/28

I've aced homework 2 if http://t.co/FNSwNrEL is anything to go by :-) #aiclass

2011/10/26

Is #aiclass website down for anyone else? http://t.co/6tUwqKZt

2011/10/18

RT @Werner: UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity - Dennis Ritchie, who ...

2011/10/13

W is too damn close to Q. Chrome + 100 tabs + ⌘Q makes not for puppy love.

2011/09/23

Ouch... qtdemo and Xorg taking up a combined 100% on my EXOPC.

2011/09/19

RT @Jeremy_Essex: If you prefer TWITTER over FB then please retweet, I'm trying to show @MezMerrett just how far my one tweet can go, th ...

2011/08/14

Every OS has its purpose. OSX, building webapps. Linux, running web apps. Windows, testing IE.

2011/08/11

Gov, GIVE those looters the widescreen TVs -- nothing keeps a person indoors and unproductive like a bit of television. #londonriots

2011/08/09

Nooo! http://yfrog.com/kek6ap

2011/07/17

RT @chizcw: How many more times am I going to have to say "DON'T RELEASE ON A FRIDAY!"? It invariably results in a fuster-cluck!

2011/07/15

RT @rit: My first article about the joys of Type Classes in Scala: "User Configurable Type Filtering With Scala Type Classes": http://bi ...

2011/07/13

I don't know if this covers all the bases, but cast your #scala vote: http://bit.ly/qhRVnE

2011/07/07

Simplest iPhone jailbreak ever: http://iclarified.com/entry/index.php?enid=15888

2011/07/07

RT @MrAlanCooper: You can divide the human race into two categories: Those who divide the human race into two categories, and those who ...

2011/07/06

RT @DRMacIver: "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw

2011/07/06

scalluminatus, scalluminati? Sounds vaguely evil, though ;-) RT @mnzktw: Lispする人は Lisper, Pythonするひとは Pythonista, じゃあ #Scala は?

2011/07/03

"lark: NOUN, something done for fun" scalark? :-) RT @mnzktw: Lispする人は Lisper, Pythonするひとは Pythonista, じゃあ #Scala は?

2011/07/03

World Bank data now available http://data.worldbank.org/

2011/07/03

Stop #Murdoch's #BSkyB takeover. Today at the DCMS, 2-4 Cockspur St, off Trafalgar Sq. http://t.co/z4QwAFa

2011/06/30

Trying f.lux for a few nights, so let's see if sleep comes easier http://stereopsis.com/flux/

2011/06/29

RT @OpenRightsGroup: Push for 10k emails! Have you asked your MP to oppose web censorship & respect human rights? http://t.co/pKjM4B8 #c ...

2011/06/28

RT @lucyproctor: @londonhackspace I'm a BBC journalist.want2talk2hackers4radio documentary-what r ur aims/targets,can gov'ts ever catch ...

2011/06/28

RT @vdichev: My first lesson in functional programming was to not print results in a function, but return them to promote reuse.

2011/06/25

RT @KentBeck: "A startup is a race to build something truly of value to world" Thoughtful reflection on productive failure: http://bit.l ...

2011/06/25

Interopping R with a bit of C++ tonight. http://www.r-project.org/

2011/06/22

Ask your #UK MP to oppose new web censorship plans #deact #censorship http://t.co/Bytllt9

2011/06/22

Seeing the new @amontobin album being performed tonight at the RoundHouse. Can't wait for 'GOTO 10' http://tny.gs/lNxbgi

2011/06/17

RT @mattverso: I'm sorry, but this is the greatest notification window in the history of notification windows. http://i.imgur.com/IVUom.png

2011/06/17

ScalaFarm eases #liftweb adoption by reverse engineering your existing DB: http://t.co/8ebuQHv @tomalex1 #scala

2011/06/17

RT @ConanOBrien: Happy 100th birthday, IBM! Or, should I say, "0110100001100001011100000111000001111001 00100000001100010011000000110000 ...

2011/06/16

RT @thecoda: lol, it's true! 1337% of π *is* 42!

2011/06/16

#scalax Scala-STM talk: There was a question about 'write skew'. See here for a test case: http://bit.ly/jf6MY3

2011/06/16

If you have a #scala position that needs to be filled, I know a recruiter (who knows more about the JVM that most devs ;-) #scalax #UK

2011/06/16

#scalax notes: @oxbow_lakes ' tips for adopting #scala at work, @milessabin's "scrap your boilerplate", and learn #haskell, ta @retronym ;-)

2011/06/15

No, $randomFaceBookApp, I DON'T want you to Access my basic information, Send me email, Post to my Wall or Access my data any time.

2011/06/15

reiterated @milessabin RT @MattRussellUK: I have a suspicion that the only plausible way to learn Scalaz is to first learn Haskell. #scalax

2011/06/15

@retronym "It's up to you to define where the end of the universe is.." #scalax

2011/06/15

Hopefully someone can cast an expert eye over http://bit.ly/jNxSRt at #scalax today ;-)

2011/06/15

#retailweektechnologyawards Yay! :-) http://t.co/x2CpXR6

2011/06/14

BTW, 'cheap-ass' means 'market donkey' http://bit.ly/kMoDoC

2011/06/14

Tonight I'm wearing a £2,200 YSL suit, and this cheap-ass M&S bow tie #retailweektechnologyawards http://t.co/8R473k5

2011/06/14

Good summary of the GroupOn scenario: http://thebln.com/2011/06/groupon-ponzi-schemes-insolvency-the-next-amazon-and-proxy-valuations/

2011/06/14

RT @TheEconomist: Researchers at CERN have held on to anti-atoms for a full quarter of an hour http://econ.st/iy4Mpr

2011/06/14

RT @milessabin: All those years slaving away on JSRs and now I don't care enough about Java even to be bothered to vote on the lamba syn ...

2011/06/11

5 "Own a velcro wallet" -- I've had my #toolband wallet for 10 years and won't give it up! http://bit.ly/iWAVgX

2011/06/09

Installed #angrybirds directly in #chrome browser: http://bit.ly/lLxRNE Good-bye, productivity.

2011/06/09

#mozart-oz 'Hello World' intro done, now onto graph algos by Sebastian Miele http://bit.ly/k3Bu6T

2011/06/08

#schema.org pigeon-holes life as I know it. Is a volcano not a place of worship anymore? :-P http://bit.ly/lvjzSX

2011/06/07

RT @danbri: Just noticed that http://schema.org/Person implies people can only have one spouse http://bit.ly/mNK8Fq

2011/06/07

RT @joshbloch: And the award for "Most Legally Encumbered Hello World Program" goes to Oracle for http://goo.gl/gpWFR

2011/06/06

RT @jorgeortiz85: The innovation and excitement around Scala was palpable this week. So many more companies embracing it, so much cool t ...

2011/06/05

RT @wrobwills: #scala #haskell and #erlang all mentioned in an #economist article. Now we're getting mainstream! http://j.mp/lAITcp

2011/06/04

"Remove sleeve, pierce film. Stir half-way, and let is stand for 2 minutes afterward." -- Sounds like cooking to me :-/

2011/06/03

@typesafe 2 things: Google Group, and how to upgrade typesafe stack without running uninstaller first?

2011/06/03

Reliving my youth with #kojo http://bit.ly/mpNTI6

2011/05/31

"She isn't young, either - must be near thirty" Bastard :-) RT @Wehtam: http://bit.ly/lqxAVx

2011/05/25

London! RT @themercyhouse: we're in the process of booking a UK tour for August/September time. Which towns do you guys want to see us hit?

2011/05/25

RT @odersky: Launching Typesafe, a new company to support Scala and Akka: http://www.typesafe.com

2011/05/12

Infopr0n! #launch http://t.co/NhU5H3N via @visually

2011/05/11

I signed the petition to repeal the Digital Economy Act http://bit.ly/deapetition #DEBill #DEAct #GE2010

2011/04/17

@krishnagade which graph library do you use with Blender? Nice work, btw :-)

2011/04/08

Quora: Visual Impairment: What recording equipment is especially suited to a blind sol... Answer: http://qr.ae/StrF

2011/04/04

I just got the @AppSumo "How to Actually use Google Analytics Video" for Free (normally $25). Get yours: http://appsumo.com/tweet/

2011/03/28

Time to swap Mac OS X for Linux 2.6.38 on my MacBook Pro?

2011/03/17

Gmail Finally Appeases The Tab Addicts With A Dynamic Unread Count Favicon http://t.co/JyxKbTI via @techcrunch

2011/01/25

@letscrate nice one :-) Just signed up, thanks.

2011/01/04

@letscrate please define LIFETIME according to APPSUMO re the $12 deal.

2011/01/04

#scala "REPL -- it gives you wings."

2010/10/21

Startup Day #6 — Doubts and hamsters🔗

Startup Day #6 — Doubts and hamsters

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startup

2010/09/13

Startup Day #2🔗

Startup Day #2

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startup

2010/09/09

Startup Day #1🔗

Startup Day #1

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startup

2010/09/08

Just do it.🔗

Choose the exact version of the JDK you want to install.

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startup

2010/09/07

This Book helps you to move into the Digital era of awesomeness. Download it for free: http://bit.ly/4R9rth

2010/08/27

#computergameshows val person = People.belongsTo(line);

2010/05/24

@k2burn Your sound last night at #restlessgarage was amazing!

2010/04/27

Clear the Java mucky muck from Ubuntu.🔗

Choose the exact version of the JDK you want to install.

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[tech, java]

2010/04/05

@d6y *ahem*

2010/03/08

@mr_yall brainstorming in the middle of the night using iPhone notes app- what have you guys done to me!? :-)

2009/12/18

@mattb cool feature in Wired UK :-)

2009/12/04

Loving the new Them Crooked Vultures album, but would have liked some more vocals from Dave Grohl.

2009/11/20

Starting development on a FaceBook app for work.

2009/11/19

Crosses fingers: getting Innovation/iPhone team lead position (new IT streams at work).

2009/11/18

@dpp thanks for Lift. I'm doing 2 projects in it now, and it has been fun :-)

2009/10/03

is eating a sandwich and reading http://bit.ly/PtDf6

2009/08/13

http://twitpic.com/ajhha - Reading about Google Reader using... Google Reader!

2009/07/16

Semantic Web — exciting times!🔗

Semantic Web

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[tech, semweb]

2009/07/10

Tweeting from my shell using curl

2009/03/23

Twittering from Ubiquity!

2008/09/18

writing an "smdtojava" package for Apache CXF!

2008/06/26

Breadcrumbs with Javascript🔗

Breadcrumbs with Javascript

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[tech, javascript]

2005/10/19

WebHelper🔗

WebHelper

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[tech, javascript]

2005/06/01

Web TV🔗

Web TV

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[tech, javascript]

2004/06/13

DB Bean Creator for Java and MySQL/PostgresQL🔗

DB Bean Creator for Java and MySQL/PostgresQL

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[tech, java]

2002/05/30