New cooking instructions

  • locate microwave oven on floor somewhere amongst the power tools and rubble
  • remove sleeve and pierce film with a Stanley Knife
  • the Ping! of the oven will chase the rodents away
  • locate plastic picnic fork upstairs
  • afterwards, wash hands under make-shift tap in corridor
  • Jess: “Oh, a nice smelly curry!” as I walk into the bedroom (the only sane place to eat).

microwave located